/prog/ - Choose one! [Serious thread!]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:42

again
◔ヮ◔ I believe i see a loophole

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:44

>>2
Well played sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:57

>>2
>>3
Serious answers only please! (that means no BAWWfest "lol i is virgin epic winzorz" carry on.) Thankyou!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

probably give up programming.
I'd just become a cable monkey or something and get a new hobby.
I'd like to have sex at least once in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

or never program in any language ever again
I choose sepples, kthx.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:26

>>6
I see someone's a Sadomasochist

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:29

I'd rather never have sex than to give up programming. My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with, plus you have the risk of catching diseases/AIDS. Name me one programming language that gave you aids. besides java

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:32

My Feito-chan would still love me even if I could not have sex with her again, so it's all right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:36

>>8
It says "besides java" under the black out guys..

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:43

My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 7:20

>>10
No it doesn't

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:00

>>12
Uh... you attend special school dont you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:45

>>13
I don't see how that's relevant... but go on

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 10:24

Never have sex again, obviously, since it implies I already had sex, I could in theory have as much sex as I want later on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:05

>>15
Yeah yeah very clever. You're not even the first in this thread to waste our time with that shitty wordplay bullshit. Go ass yourself please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:06

>>10
SPOILING A SPOILER?

MIND = BLOWN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:12

>>17
The /prog/ Manual of Style, section 14.1:

Don't use mathematical notation in your posts unless describing mathematical properties, especially when you don't know shit about mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:29

>>18
Could you post this /prog/ Manual of Style in its entirety then please? Just so we all know the rules... Oh what's that? The manual doesn't exist and you were just pulling bullshit sections out of your ass because you're a troll who belongs in /b/??! Well I never!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:31

The /prog/ Manual of Style, preface:

``YHBT'' - Anonymous, Internet

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:38

>>20
Strong is the troll with this one. It even has faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:34

>>11
broken site is broken. says i need to install flash player when i already have it installed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 16:19

>>21
Your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 19:54

>>19
belongs in /b/
Go back there, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:34

>>22
No, you're shit \'s brocken. Fix your shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:56

>>26
I just drank a glass of Metamucil®, and the site's still broken.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:11

>>27
Pronounced: Met-am-you-sill

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:12

>>27
No you\'re shit is brocken. Fix it then check again bitck please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:33

>>29

What about my You are shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:18

>>30
fix it pls

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:32

>>31
What about it Palletized Load System?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:28

javascript:quote(30,"post1");

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:07

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:13

>>34
That brings back memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:58

Gibbering fools.
Vandals.
Scum.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:28

memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

A ux

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

>>37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_UQil4j_i8

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 7:37

>>39
Rickroll. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:04

>>39
rickroll is old fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:07

>>41
Oh my gawd... Oh my gaawdd *facepalm*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:13

>>42
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 0:43

epic thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:34

>>39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mal6XbN5cEg

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:45

http://sprunge.us/FGiD

for the w3m impaired curl http://sprunge.us/FGiD | w3m -T text/html

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 5:53

>>46
rickroll...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 14:55

what happened to *grabs dick*? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 15:36

what happened to operation done? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 16:33

what happened to the game, besides you losing it? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:02

>>50
the game

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:59

What's the matter? Too EPIC LULZ for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:31

Never have sex. I'll always have my pr0n.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:45

>>52
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:59

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:20

>>55
JEHU Joy of Man's Desiring

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:37

>>55
Back to /lounge/, please.

Name: Matsuda Matsuda 2009-04-19 23:12

Shit, tough call. I would give up sex with my current girlfriend if I could keep programming; but the thought of missing out on someone hotter makes me a little unsure.

Eh. I give up sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 23:14

>>58
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 3:32

>>8
VB LOL

I would choose programming over sex since I can always masturbate or get a doll. And unless something super awesome is going to come up that pays the bills (with a ton left over) then its a no brainer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 5:02

>>60
Stop lying piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 2:00

>>61
x2

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 9:17

>>61
>>62
So your cool with getting sex probably once then having no job no money no life?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 21:55

>>63
Yes, because I'm not a piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 1:51

What exactly is the difference between a homo and a piss-homo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 4:19

>>65
one pisses in a guys ass

Name: GRAMMAR TROLLING MEME FAN 2009-04-25 12:22

>>63
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 17:58

>>63
What about his cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:52

lol wtf

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:56

Sex again? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 3:01

>>70
Fuck off, we already had a post mocking the wording of the OP and it was far superior than yours

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:42

>>71
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:52

?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:15

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
      // PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
      // insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
      // worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
      // that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
      // If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
      // places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
      // too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
      // that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
      // should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
      // or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
      // Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
      // of course, uses all three, and more.
      // Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
      // your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
      // birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
      // at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
      // responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
      // Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
      // I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
      // me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
      // other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
      // difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
      // was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
      // so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
      // Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
      // them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
      //
      // PSD is not my favourite file format.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:54

>>74
back to /r9k/ with ye

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 16:31

>>74
Will a new version of all of your damn programs ever happen, Dag, or are you too busy writing witty comments?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 21:18

>>76
He's writing code. Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them. I think the realization that 90% of the people running imageboards were about 12 years old was enough for him to move along.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 0:20

Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax
any chance there'll be an NDS version of swear anytime soon?

and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.
lol faggot software

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them.
there was a new release less than 2 weeks ago: http://wakaba.c3.cx/sup/kareha.pl/1239748586/14

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:35

working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver

I can't wait for it to be actually support the rar format as advertised for years!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:36

Wait I should work on my english grammer before I badmouth people on the internet. oh well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:55

>>79
rar sucks and shouldn't ever be used.
it especially shouldn't be used to wrap up 100 already compressed video files when you're going to just split it up into a hundred files again and then make a torrent.
doing that makes the individual files completely useless unless you download the whole 400GB torrent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:24

>>81
You kids and your newfangled torrents, rar is the usenet standard for binary posts, always has been, always will be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:40

>>82
usenet was obsolete before it was created.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:49

>>82
rar is an unfree format, please use an open standard like 7z instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 4:07

>>82
You kids and your binary posts, Usenet is for discussion, and always will be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 4:49

Talking about WAHa.06x36 and NDS hax: http://pouet.net/prod.php?which=52967

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:21

>>84
i was going to point out that LZMA was unfree, but then i found out that it just recently became free (5 months ago).
but the 7-zip program is still unfree, and there isn't any good free lzma utility yet. please use tar with compress or bzip2 instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:22

>>86
They're touching.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:25

>>88
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:31

>>88,89
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:43

>>89
I thought that one was old enough that idiots who wandered in from /b/ yesterday and can't even back to /b/, please correctly wouldn't recognize it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 8:58

>>91
Pretending to be a veteran of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 10:41

>>81
Tell that to the dipshits who feel the need to upload multi-part passworded shit on three different rapidshit clones because they can't understand how to make a torrent.
But hey, at least they're not using 7z.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 10:54

>>93 is DQN

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:39

Rickroll>>37

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 11:02

>>94 is VIP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 21:57

>>96 is FAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 19:38

>>97
don't be like that :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:06

99get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:06

100get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 23:40

>>101
101get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:19

>>99
>>100
>>101
Back to /b/. 102get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 0:43

>>102
102get
And you as well. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 6:17

103GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 6:25

Stop it with the GETS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 8:57

Get stop GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 9:57

Post ending in 108 haxes my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:10

>>107
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:48

>>108
|Post ending in 108 haxes my anus.
Do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:49

>>109
Well you have to go to /b/ first.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 10:50

>>109
hwo i quote lol ¯\(º_o)/¯

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 11:25

>>111
By spelling how correctly

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 14:01

since i'm a can program i'm going to assume i'm never going to have sex anyway, so i choose never to have sex again

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 15:49

>>113
hello im an Escort a facilitator to your release join my community of callgirls if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of PLEASURABLE PINK PUSSY ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 15:51

>>114
Make that catgirls and you've got a deal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 15:54

>>115
hello im an Escort a facilitator to your release join my community of catgirls if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of PLEASURABLE PINK PUSSY ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 15:55

>>116
Ah fuck, I forgot [m][/m]!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 15:59

>>116
hello im an Escort a facilitator to your release join my community of catgirls if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of PLEASURABLE PINK PUSSY ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 21:17

I choose neither, because I am not a faggot/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 21:22

I find I write the best programs while having sex.

_{_{And when I say that, I mean while I am MASTURBATING}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 22:00

fun piece of trivia, this post was made during sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 23:33

>>121
pffft. enjoy your cat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 23:37

>>122
correction: my catboy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 23:47

>>122

A cat is fine too.

*unzips pants*

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-03 1:18

>>124
Couldn't match expected type `[(a, b)]' against inferred type `Data.Containee.Size.Tiny' In the first argument of `unzip', namely `pants' In the expression: unzip pants In the definition of `it': it = unzip pants (0.01 secs, 527768 bytes)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-03 1:29

I guess I'd be changing my major to music

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-03 7:37

thats a hard one. I love both and though it hurts, id probably choose sex over programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-03 13:10

>>125
Couldn't match expected type `[(a, b)]' against inferred type `Data.Containee.Size.Tiny' In the first argument of `unzip', namely `pants' In the expr***Exception: Stack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:23

>>127
I see...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 2:07

Yeah, even though I'm in college for programming, sex is way better than programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 3:45

>>130

I'm in college for sex, and have to say you made the wrong choice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 4:11

I conjure the spirits of the computer with my genitals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 6:55

>>1
<sup>Back to /b/ please</sup>

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 8:25

>>133
Oops. You're lack of BBCODE MASTERY is showing. Perhaps it is you[ who needs to Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 10:24

>>134
Back to ^/lounge/, please.
>136-
All total fags

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 10:27

>>134
>>135

go back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 15:19

>>1-
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 16:31

>>1-138
Come from /prog/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 18:41

>>138,138,138,138,138,138,138,138,139,139,139,139,139,139,139,139138-1
[o][u]Come from [spoiler][sup]MY ANUS[/sup][/spoiler]. please.[/u][/o]

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 4:09

What is /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 5:33

Come from ^{MY ANUS}. please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 20:07

/b/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 10:36

/b/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 10:57

>>139
[o][u]!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 11:23

>>144
[o][u][i] !

Name: randall meme fan 2009-05-22 11:28

sudo make me a sandwich!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 13:49

>>146

               _                         _                                                       _          _      _            ____ 

 ___ _   _  __| | ___    _ __ ___   __ _| | _____   _ __ ___   ___    __ _   ___  __ _ _ __   __| |_      _(_) ___| |__   __  _|  _ \

/ __| | | |/ _` |/ _ \  | '_ ` _ \ / _` | |/ / _ \ | '_ ` _ \ / _ \  / _` | / __|/ _` | '_ \ / _` \ \ /\ / / |/ __| '_ \  \ \/ / | | |

\__ \ |_| | (_| | (_) | | | | | | | (_| |   <  __/ | | | | | |  __/ | (_| | \__ \ (_| | | | | (_| |\ V  V /| | (__| | | |  >  <| |_| |

|___/\__,_|\__,_|\___/  |_| |_| |_|\__,_|_|\_\___| |_| |_| |_|\___|  \__,_| |___/\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\___|_| |_| /_/\_\____/

Name: milkyAnus 2009-05-22 13:51

>>147
very nice! :D

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 15:03

>>148
:D
back to /justWhereYouFuckingCameFrom/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 15:31

>>149
I came from /prog/, lol! PLEASE COME FROM ?PROG?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 15:31

>>149
backToJavaCapitalization, please

real_men_use(this);

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 16:47

>>151
CamelCase is the standard!!!

Underscores look silly and just add more characters. All lowercase in one word is even worse as it's usually unreadable.

Name: RedCream 2009-05-26 6:51

Wow. This is actually the most interesting thread currently active on /prog/. Disappointing.

Also, a test:
   _    _    _ _ _ ____
___ _   _ __| | ___ _ __ ___   __ _| | _____   _ __ ___   ___ __ _   ___ __ _ _ __   __| |_ _(_) ___| |__   __ _| _ \
/ __| | | |/ _` |/ _ \ | '_ ` _ \ / _` | |/ / _ \ | '_ ` _ \ / _ \ / _` | / __|/ _` | '_ \ / _` \ \ /\ / / |/ __| '_ \ \ \/ / | | |
\__ \ |_| | (_| | (_) | | | | | | | (_| |   < __/ | | | | | | __/ | (_| | \__ \ (_| | | | | (_| |\ V V /| | (__| | | | > <| |_| |
|___/\__,_|\__,_|\___/ |_| |_| |_|\__,_|_|\_\___| |_| |_| |_|\___| \__,_| |___/\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\___|_| |_| /_/\_\____/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 7:00

>>153
Go back to /lounge/, you anus !

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 7:56

>>153
_ _ _ _ _ ____ ___ _ _ __| | ___ _ __ ___ __ _| | _____ _ __ ___ ___ __ _ ___ __ _ _ __ __| |_ _(_) ___| |__ __ _| _ \ / __| | | |/ _` |/ _ \ | '_ ` _ \ / _` | |/ / _ \ | '_ ` _ \ / _ \ / _` | / __|/ _` | '_ \ / _` \ \ /\ / / |/ __| '_ \ \ \/ / | | | \__ \ |_| | (_| | (_) | | | | | | | (_| | < __/ | | | | | | __/ | (_| | \__ \ (_| | | | | (_| |\ V V /| | (__| | | | > <| |_| | |___/\__,_|\__,_|\___/ |_| |_| |_|\__,_|_|\_\___| |_| |_| |_|\___| \__,_| |___/\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\___|_| |_| /_/\_\____/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:05

>>155
How do I got ASCII art?

inb4 you helped him

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:18

>>156
M-x artist-mode

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 15:53

>>156
You must use the trip #ascii (I used Anonymous#ascii) and use sage as your e-mail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 16:58

>>158
No jerkface!

amidoinitrite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 19:28

>>159
No. Generally, ASCII art goes with #ascii. You would be doing it incorrectly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 22:18

>>1
I'm afraid the world has already chosen for me. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 23:06

_____ _ _ |_ _|__ ___| |_(_)_ __ __ _ | |/ _ \/ __| __| | '_ \ / _` | | | __/\__ \ |_| | | | | (_| | |_|\___||___/\__|_|_| |_|\__, | |___/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 8:13

>>161
Which did it choose?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 19:26

WHICH ONE!!!???!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 9:26

Fuck

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 9:41

>>163
The one that is least fun ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 9:44

>>166
At least you won't be a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 10:05

the things i'll prematurely do if i ever have sex..

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 5:41

>>168
What are those things??

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 9:53

>>169
He'll probably her horns.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 10:40

>>170
horns??

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 9:19

>>171
huh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 9:27

>>172
You'll my horns ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 9:48

>>173
Only if you pay me enuf ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 6:38

>>174
how much?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 9:15

>>174
$5

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 11:46

>>176
okay ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 21:48

>>176
That's a lot...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 22:28



o-O-o          o                    

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  |        o-o O--o o-o o-o o-o o-o 

  |       |    |  | | | | |  \  |-' 

o-O-o      o-o o  o o-o o-o o-o o-o 

                                    

                                    

 o-o  o-O-o   o-o o--o  

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 o-o    |   O     O--o  

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-06 20:38

>>179
http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Dark-Skin.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 10:00

>>180
video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHTXeQpeY0aY%26fmt%3D18&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHTXeQpeY0aY

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 17:04

>>180
can't stop laughing

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 18:32

>>181
*** EXPERT LINKING ***

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 0:35

>>180
high five

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 23:41

>>184
cheers...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:57

>>182
A fatal error occured!
Please post less often!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 3:04

I choose... se- PROGRAMMING.

Name: confidence 2009-06-12 9:08

You hear it again and again. "you need more confidence". That has to be the number one thing people say if you can not get a girlfriend.

Here is the problem. If even the most hideous of women are turning me down, how the hell am I supposed to be confident that I can get a girlfriend? You can not just pull confidence out of thin air, it does not work that way. If you could just pull confidence out of thin hair then you could pull other emotions such as happiness out of thin air and there would be no sadness in the world.

I have been rejected so many times by the most hideous of women. I am in my 30s and never even touched a girl. Given my circumstances a lack of confidence is a natural reaction that I can not help. I would like top be confident just like I would like to be happy, but you can not just pull these things out of thin air. Telling me to be more confident would be like telling someone who's parents just died not to be sad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 9:42

You hear it again and again. "you need more confidence". That has to be the number one thing people say if want to start a startup.

Here is the problem. If even the most hideous of buisness associates are turning me down, how the hell am I supposed to be confident that I can get an investor? You can not just pull confidence out of thin air, it does not work that way. If you could just pull confidence out of thin hair then you could pull other emotions such as happiness out of thin air and there would be no sadness in the world.

I have been rejected so many times by the most hideous of companies. I am in my 30s and never even touched a low hanging fruit. Given my circumstances a lack of confidence is a natural reaction that I can not help. I would like top be confident just like I would like to be happy, but you can not just pull these things out of thin air. Telling me to be more confident would be like telling someone who's parents just died not to be sad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 9:46

>>189
Hi Paul Graham

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 12:30

>>190
doesn't make sense, paul graham has lots of confidence and success with startups.. try actually thinking. idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 13:48

SAGE GOES IN THE COMMENT FIELD

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 22:39

sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 0:54

>>193 newfag

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 5:23

>>40
good call anon saved me there

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 8:40

Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again.
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:43

>>196
um...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:45

>>197
*haxes anii*

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:08

>>194
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:09

Alright. I fail pretty bad.

I've failed with over one hundred women online. 20+ IRL. I was in Vegas last week for fun. I couldn't get any girls there, or even a stripper/hooker. They gave me the "....maybe some other time" shit.

Can't get drunk girls, cant get online girls, cant get craigslist whales, can't get hookers, can't get strippers. Damn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:05

>>200
;_; rough bro, rough...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:18

rough story bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 2:09

>>200
I lol'd

Name: d 2009-06-21 13:28

I lol'd

Name: I normalface'd 2009-06-21 15:06

I normalface'd

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-06-21 15:59

I licked the anus of a six-year old boy.

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Name: FrozenVoid 2009-06-21 16:13

>>206
ANONYMOUSE YOU HAVE ANGERED ME!
I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU! JUST WAIT AND SEE YOU FUCKING CHILDISH SHITS I"M GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
ASDASND&*HDAS(*JDASD&*%@(*#^J@!**&%H!(*JSWQUKGSDNKWDGASKDJGNSAXJGBWIEY@IE

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 16:20

>>207
Don't Jihad me, bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 16:30

>>208
Dont see his posts, bro

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-06-22 1:05

>>206,207 Why are you so agitated? Pretending to be me doesn't harm me.
Its not like tripcodes. Your trolling wouldn't make me leave or change my mind, and i've seen all kinds of trolling in my life.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 9:24

>>210
and i've seen all kinds of trolling in my life.
1) Be different
2) Attempt to create an internet persona for your difference

You are one fucking faggot fuck.

Name: !ys29xIVFlg!ibh3Hmljmgyzx2N 2009-06-22 17:26

Penis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 8:52

http://www.snapshotgirlz.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 9:29

>>211
Stop getting trolled so hard man. Maybe you need to take a break from 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 8:51

>>213
you need 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 6:14

>>215
need

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 8:00

>>216
indeed

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 10:26

sex.
i could make a program to sex me.

or maybe i can make a program with sex...

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 6:38

programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 9:28

sex me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 14:34

>>1

Wouldn't this mean that you couln't have sex ever? Since when producing sperm your body kinda has to code/program the genetic program that they would run. So that would mean without being able to program in ANY language again means that your body cannot produce any new genetic material thus meaning you die. Therefore I choose to be able to code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 14:51

┌───────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ DO NOT │ │ WRITE │ │ IN THIS │ │ SPACE │ │ │ │ │ back to └───────────────┘, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 14:59

┌───────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ DO NOT │ │ WRTHE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE │ IN THIS │ │ SPACE │ │ │ │ │ └───────────────┘

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 22:35

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 22:43

I choose the pleasure of being cummed inside!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 4:10

>>225
so programming , yes ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 11:34

>>226
How is cumming inside related to programming?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 11:36

>>225-226
back to /lounge/, please.

>>227
it's related in the same way /prog/ is related to /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 13:24

programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 17:59

i choose... YOU! (for sex)

Name: RedCream 2009-07-16 7:19

>>230
NO U!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 7:49

>>231
Your an Anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 11:33

>>232
look its not hard, your isnt you're.. you're is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, OMG you're an IDIOT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 11:51

>>233
YHBDT

Name: RedCream 2009-07-17 6:26

>>232
see
>>231

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 6:14

>>234
shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 7:28

>>233
you know a board is dying when the grammar nazis move in

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 7:52

>>237
shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 8:07

>>238
shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 8:33

I choose to go to Japan, violently fuck thousands of hot japanese girls from Shibuya, and never program again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 9:21

I would give up programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 9:34

Is this limited to penetrative sex?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 13:44

>>242
This is any sex. Imagine trying to masturbate and not feeling anything because the stimulation you get is exactly like rubbing your hair for stimulation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 0:15

>>243
But I loooooove having my hair rubbed.

Name: sex 2009-07-22 9:14

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 5:20

████████

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 5:40

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

20721 IS NOT BEING CRAPFLOODED

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 9:13

programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 11:06

>>246

You, sir, successfully tricked me.

You have won three Internets. Congratulations.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 6:41

Death gives my life meaning.

programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 13:10

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 18:41

uuu~

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 19:37

>>252
Shut up Maria!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 9:30

うううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううう～

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:08

sex! I have 7 inches monster cock. I don't give a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:10

i not get sex for many year.
very sad now. do not want to programming any more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:22

I'd stop programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:36

>>257
0/10 troll
If not I hope you get deported.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 12:14

>>257
I bet you have never been in a fight or a violent situation. Get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:02



from sadness import friday



while friday.plans() == False:

      prog.post()

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:21

I don't understand the point of this thread. When you start programming, you automatically choose never to have sex again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 14:14

>>260
I think you mean while not (friday.plans() == False) == False.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 14:40

[f = lambda u: not u() and ((prog.post() and False) or f(u))

f(__import__('sadness').friday.plans)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:41

>>262
>>263

Now I have two problems ( -_-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:43

>>263
f(u)
NO(u)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:50

>>265
not u()

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 17:23

if (im == "giggling"):
GUYS.stop(it)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 2:21

SEX! I CHOOSE U!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-05 9:28

>>268
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 9:32

>>269
Go back to /lounge/, RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 10:17

>>270
I'm sorry but You are not hardcore please try harder.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 22:56

>>271
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 3:50

>>2
I AM A 19 YEAR OLD WAITRER AND I WANT TO FUCK MY 28 YEAR OLD BOSS. EVERY TIME HE YELLS AT ME I IMAGINE HIM BENDING ME OVER THE COFFEE STATION AND FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Too bad he has a boyfriend :( and is really buttoned up and professional :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 5:12

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 6:47

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/98jwb/the_code_delusion_when_did_programmers_turn_into/c0bswp6

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 8:27

>>275
HAX HER ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 8:54

>>276
womens don't have anuses you stupid virgin

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 9:34

>>277 Your post is amusing as you describe yourself.

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F==+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 9:38

>>277 Yuoor pust is emooseeng es yuoo descreebe-a yuoorselff. Bork Bork Bork!

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Desteeny is a leee-a. Bork Bork Bork! Desteeny is joosteefficeshun fur etruceety. Bork Bork Bork! It is zee meuns by vheech moorderers ermuoor zeemselfes egeeenst repreemund. Bork Bork Bork! It is a vurd intended tu stund in plece-a ooff itheecs, denyeeng ell murel cuntext.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 10:05

>>278
Gah, fuck. I want a nice, early 20's girl! How hard is this for society to understand? Someone who's on my level. Thing is, so far I've tried, and all the girls seem to be into the BBD, some saying it straight to my face, and they just aren't into what I'm into. I thought this would come eventually, and it just doesn't sound right that I should "settle" with a cougar.

Where are all the early 20s good girls? Have they all been sucked up by alphas, pathological cultural narcissism, and feminazism? Where are you ladies?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 10:08

>>278
>>279
Back to /b/ please

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 10:16

>>280 BBD may stand for:

    * B. B. D. Bagh, the business district in Kolkata
    * Banco Bradesco, NYSE ticker symbol
    * Barbadian dollar, ISO 4217 code
    * Bell Biv DeVoe, a music group
    * Big black dog, a term used by shelters to describe the type of mixed-breed subject to black dog bias
    * Bombardier Inc., Toronto Stock Exchange symbol
    * Bucket-brigade device, an analogue delay line in electronics

See also:

    * BBD (album), an album by Bell Biv DeVoe

What??

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F==+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 10:17

>>280 BBD mey stund fur:

    * B. Bork Bork Bork! B. Bork Bork Bork! D. Bork Bork Bork! Begh, zee booseeness deestrict in Kulketa
    * Buncu Bredescu, NYSE teecker symbul
    * Berbedeeun duller, ISO 4217 cude-a
    * Bell Beef DeFue-a, a mooseec gruoop
    * Beeg bleck dug, a term used by shelters tu descreebe-a zee type-a ooff meexed-breed soobject tu bleck dug beees
    * Bumberdeeer Inc., Turuntu Stuck Ixchunge-a symbul
    * Boocket-breegede-a defeece-a, un unelugooe-a deley leene-a in ilectruneecs

See-a elsu:

    * BBD (elboom), un elboom by Bell Beef DeFue-a

Vhet?? Bork Bork Bork!

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 17:23

borked twice:
>>280 BBD mey stoond foor:

    * B. Bork Bork Bork! B. Bork Bork Bork! D. Bork Bork Bork! Begh, zee-a bouseeness deestreect in Koolketa
    * Booncoo Bredescoo, NYSE teecker symbool
    * Berbedeeoon dooller, ISO 4217 coode-a-a
    * Bell Beeff DeFooe-a-a, a muuseec groouup
    * Beeg bleck doog, a term used by shelters too descreebe-a-a zee-a type-a-a oouffff meexed-breed suubject too bleck doog beees
    * Boomberdeeer Inc., Tooroontoo Stoock Ixchoonge-a-a symbool
    * Boucket-breegede-a-a deffeece-a-a, un unelooguue-a-a deley leene-a-a in ilectrooneecs

See-a-a ilsoo:

    * BBD (ilboum), un ilboum by Bell Beeff DeFooe-a-a

Fhet?? Bork Bork Bork!
Bork Bork Bork!

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 7:10

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 8:18

>>285
NO

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 5:50

I choose to SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:05

Never have sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:55

never program ever again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 11:23

I don't think many programmers have the choice of never having sex

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 12:57

>>290 Programmers are too perfectionist to accept lower standards. Half of Earth population is female.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 14:51

>>291
I wasn't sure you were a girl up until now, but that pretty much proves it. You have no fucking clue.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:11

>>292
Girls? On my internets? Unpossible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:13

>>293
You clearly haven't seen The Culver posting sausages here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:18

>>294
Lies and Slander, all of it.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 15:28

>>292 I know you like to mislead people just to spite me, but i'm a guy.
There is no particular difficulty picking up some girls(and STDs for that matter). You probably searching for life partner/long-term/love interest which must have some x,y,z qualities but people are rarely everything in x,y,z range, and people
who find anything remotely passing for x,y,z, fall in love and baww about their cruel fate that which they can't get the girl of their (self-engineered) dreams and getting depressing instead of chasing their dream or changing their situation.

Also, mandatory therapy in /r9k/ for anyone interested in relationshit and "why i'm a loser threads".
Proceed: http://img.4chan.org/r9k/

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 15:58

Oh,i forgot, this will have to be explained:
if you lack social skills ->changing their situation-> acquiring these social skills ( http://img.4chan.org/r9k/ )
and if you fail to look good->changing their situation-> proceed to /fit/ and /fa/( http://zip.4chan.org/fa/imgboard.html http://zip.4chan.org/fit/imgboard.html) which were created exactly for your needs).

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:18

ITT: Frozen Void talks to himself, because no one else listens to him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:23

>>298
Quit giving him attention.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:24

>>297
Actually the first step is never asking 4chan to fix your life. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:24

>>298
you do

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:31

>>301
shut up frozen void

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 20:58

Never have sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 1:52

>>303
shouldnt be too difficult considering you lurk on 4chan text boards and are an aspiring /prog/rammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 3:38

I'd have to choose to never have sex again. Wow though, tough question OP...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 6:09

>>304
*asspiering /prog/rammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 11:52

never have sex again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 0:35

>>307
I'm going to have to agree, can't make money having sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 1:20

>>308
not if you know how to program at least.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 2:43

>>309
i don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 4:53

I suppose I'd choose sex and then change majors to networking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 5:18

>>311
y networking?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:14

>>312
y networking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:28

>>313
¿gnikrowten y

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 12:36

Networking is a serious pain in the ass if you can't write scripts to do most of the work for you.
I suppose you could stick to Windows computers and Cisco routers, where the culture steers you away from scripting and towards pain in the ass no matter what you do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 12:53

There is nothing you can't do from the CLI on a Cisco box.
You can use SVN to track your config changes so you can fix it when you shit can the network.
You can use scripts to generate the repetitive bullshit parts of the configs.
It is still a PITA though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:07

>>316
You can use scripts, but it's strongly discouraged. You're expected to enter the commands one by one through the CLI (except on their Linksys toys, of course), which isn't scripting at all.
I got into a ridiculously long argument about this during my CCNA practical exam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:16

Very powerful thrust in the anus, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:18

What I really hate is the attitude Cisco corporate has towards providing easily accessible documentation. That is to say; "If you were properly certified you wouldn't need these materials."

*cough* *cough* bullshit *cough* *cough*

Force10 IOS is easier to use and the docs are superior. It's also OSS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 2:14

Very powerful thrust in the anus, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 4:00

>>320
yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 9:33

Stop.

You're too fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 12:09

I don't like programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 13:56

>>319

cover your mouth, faggot, swine flu is going around.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 16:42

*oink* *oink*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 16:47

>>325
Hi Leah

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 21:07

The "Never have sex again" option seems to imply that I've already had sex. Please change "sex" to "masturbate" so I can choose to never program again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 21:25

>>327
refer to
>>2

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 21:46

>>328
You really think I would read all of the posts not displayed on the front page?
DOHOHO

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 21:59

>>329
yes.
this is a textboard, not an imageboard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:04

>>330
Too bad for you, I'm fresh from /g/.
I program in VB and CMD.EXE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:21

>>331
with your pathetic trolling abilities, i wouldn't be surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:25

>>332
I don't understand the point of saging on a textboard, this shit moves sooooooooo fucking slow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:30

>>333
i do.
it's so crappy threads stay at the bottom of the page.
you should learn to do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:38

>>334
Good job "saging" the top thread, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:45

>>335
it wouldn't be the top thread if you didn't keep bumping it, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 22:48

>>336
Stop encouraging my posting.

Name: sage 2009-08-14 5:09

sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 6:40

>>337
███████████████████████

Name: sage 2009-08-14 7:24

Expert Saging

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 8:10

~~EXPERT TUMBLEWEED~~

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 9:18

>>339
always a is

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 9:21

>>340
are you a fucking idiot?

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-14 10:44

>>343
You're an anus!

Name: !u8dVJyyGAs 2009-08-14 12:13

are you ^{^{a fucking}} ~~anus?~~

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-15 0:26

>>345
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 0:43

>>346
████████████████

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 8:48

>>347
███████████

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 9:00

>>347,348
No.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 9:09

A document, review or comment that discloses the ending or some key surprise, or twist in a story.

>>347 >>348 ??

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 10:07

>>350
?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 13:04

SEX

Name: sage 2009-08-15 13:12

Sage. This thread is OLD.
Also I think I'll keep Programming. I don't have any girlfriend, anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 13:28

This thread is of vital importance. Please use less sage!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 13:41

I chooz ze furher!

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＼(｀Д´)　＜Sieg Heil！

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 13:41

>>354
No, I'm pretty sure it needs moar sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 13:50

This thread is OLD.
2009-04-11 04:39
IHBT

Name: † !!dhFeOXlL1RMvBXo 2009-08-15 16:25

>>355

gb2/b/ fag

Name: !sageKHB7Lg 2009-08-15 17:29

*chhht* this is the captain speaking, today we'll be cruising at a rate of 1000 sages an hour

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 17:30

>>359
Impossible. That's a sage every 3.6 seconds!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 18:40

HAY GUYS http://oggfrog.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 22:58

I dunno man, I guess I'd never program again...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 23:49

>>362
I'd agree. Sex is better than programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 23:50

>>362-363
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:13

>>364
back to masturbating, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:19

>>365
Yes, sir!

fapfapfapfapfap

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:09

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:37

>>367-371
"Lain"? Are you some class of nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:37

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:50

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:18

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:27

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:31

>>372
LOL 1/10 on the trolling, too obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 12:41

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 6:47

Good thread. Somebody should count up all the answers and see what percentage chose sex over programming. They are not real programmers. I would give up FOOD before I'd give up programming. That's right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 7:57

>>380
i can't program when i'm hungry.
it's hard to thing ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:43

>>380
I would give up FOOD before I'd give up programming. That's right. FOOD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:45

I would give up BREATHING before I'd give up programming. That's right. BREATHING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:49

Would you give up programming, if the only option is programming in brainfuck?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:06

I would give up PROGRAMMING before I'd give up programming. That's right. PROGRAMMING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:37

>>385
Would you give up your computer?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:42

>>386
Sure, why not. I can do my programming using pen and paper.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 11:32

>>387
I do my interpreting using a pen_{_cil} and paper to avoid shitty lower-level languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 11:52

This is not an easy question.
The OP asks you to give up one of these possibilities.
I can't imagine how would a programmer give up programming, except if he just lost all his intelligence in some way, such as shooting himself in the head.
Giving up sex could be likened to losing your balls.
Which makes it a choice between death and impotence, neither of which is desirable.

The other remark that could be made is that giving up programming does not imply that the person in question would have sex ever again, thus the safest answer is to live and thus to program, but maybe for some people such a future would seem pointless?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:00

>>389
Losing your ball means nothing. Just give up sex already. There is no more fulfilling life than to solving information problems using the art of computer programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:11

>>389
By the same token, giving up sex does not mean the person in question will ever program again. It's a gamble either way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:26

>>391
That said, it is much less of a gamble to give up sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:39

>>392
Most people have sex. Very few people program. Which is more likely?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 15:57

>>393
On the other hand, very few people who program have sex lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 0:22

>>394
listen to this man
he speeks troof

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 1:37

>>394
I disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 1:43

>>294
Followers of the lambda have been known to be somewhat slutty, in fact.
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9071/picture1720552.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:04

>>393
This is what teenagers really believe.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:21

>>397
Mathfags predictably in last place.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:30

>>399
Yeah, they might be last to the welfare party.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-01/best-worst-job.jpg

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:38

>>400 You forgot to mention there is very little need in mathfags.
Those who get the job to train more mathfags are solitary individuals, less then 3%.

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:39

The rest predictably get welfare or change to a real job.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:42

>>400
5. Software Engineer
(...)
18. Computer Programmer
wat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:44

>>401
You don't fool anyone by pretending maths isn't important simply because you aren't good at it and need some justification for your cognitive dissonance. Any well known computer scientist will tell you that mathematics is the most important skill, even for a computer scientist. Frankly, trying to say math isn't useful just to make yourself feel better is plain pathetic and I doubt there is a single person on here who doesn't see right through you.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:49

>>404 Okay, Give examples of real jobs which don't involve training more mathfags(i.e. education).

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 3:07

>>405
Game programming, which might strike a chord with you. Any (good) graphics programming requires extensive linear algebra and matrices, obviously advanced geometry as well. I don't really need to go into game physics, weighting systems and admissible heuristics for various other things, eg: player matching.
Being that nearly every problem to do with computing involves maths, I guess we can stop feigning ignorance on that one at least and move on.
Engineering requires a variable amount of mathematics, particularly in calculus. Most engineering degrees pretty much require you to spend three years doing math as well, so you end up with a math degree of sorts anyway, admittedly that would only be useful for engineering.
Economics, which I'm not too familiar with requires a large amount of mathematics, particularly statistics and stochastic models. I don't think we will have any disagreement here either.
Medicine and mathematics similarly have very close ties. Being able to model things like bacteria growth is very important.
Science I don't really even need to point out, assuming you have ever read a single scientific paper in your life.
Essentially, ever important subject possible needs quite specialized or advanced mathematics, and more often than not specialist mathematicians will be needed.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 3:14

>>406
Give real examples, not vague fields of employment.
I want to see 'PhD In math required' and nothing else.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 3:30

>>407
You won't find more than a handful of job listings in the country that require a Ph.D in anything (indeed even someone with a Ph.D would likely be put off if it was advertised they needed someone with a Ph.D). The average wage of those with a Ph.D is actually lower than people with a masters. Next troll please.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 3:37

>>408
Fine, example of 'master/bachelors in math required' and nothing else for job.(don't list anything in education)

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 4:07

>>409
Find some yourself.
http://www.google.com/search?q=jobs+for+mathematicians

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 4:09

>>410
On this website you find jobs for mathematicians in all areas: Banking, Insurance, Finance, Statistics, Biology, Medicine, Academic, Teaching, ...
All of which don't require Math phd/masters/bachelors. EPIC FAIL.

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*I can't feel pity for morons who wasted their years learning such a useless subject.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 6:43

Holy shit. Too bad about butthurt spamfags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 6:46

Holy shit. Too bad about butthurt spamfags.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 9:15

See, there are no such jobs:
only thing mathfags can think of is educating more mathfags or getting into fields where their skills (not qualification of being PhD,Masters,Bachelors which are not required by the job) might help them in work.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:25

why is this thread near the top of the page?
i could have sworn that just a minute ago it was down the bottom. and yet here it is, and nobody has even made a post.
very strange indeed.....

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:38

>>416
Please stop this, you're not only being immature, but what you're doing is defeating the point of not seeing him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:40

>>417
i don't understand what you're saying.
i was just pointing out a strange bug in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:42

>>418
FUCK YOU
I REFUSE TO BE TROLLED
FUCK YOU, OKAY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:48

>>419
are you trolling me?
have i been trolled?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:19

>>420
trolled>>420
>>420
>>420

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-19 6:32

Its amusing to see you both recursively trolled by your own stupid accusations.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 7:09

>>422
troll

Name: !4avJBSMAPo 2009-08-19 8:33

#troll

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:41

>>424
whoa...

Name: !U23h8l3sQU 2009-08-20 3:39

test

Name: !4avJBSMAPo 2009-08-20 3:40

>>426

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 4:53

>>1
I'm afraid the world has already chosen for me. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 5:50

>>428
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 5:50

[Bobo]
Once again
We're back
It's the big bad Cypress Hill
You know what time it is

[Beat fades in]
[5x] Whoop
Legalize it,
Cypress Hill will ever die at the end?
Legalize it, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Cypress Hill never dies
Never dies, never dies

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]
Once Upon,
[B-Real singing]
Bugaboo L.I.F.E (Now Here it is )
Why, Why, Why (Bo Bo Bo Bo)
Cypress is still here
We're of those glad MCees
Still Puffin Weed, Weed
Why Diddely Why
Why, Why, Why

[B Real]
Never fucked like this
But I smoke blunts like this
People ask: Why you pull stunts like this?
Cuz I believe in doing what I got' a
A lot' a people don't understand nada
The Mic burns
You was at
It turn's to a slaughter
You wanna think about chilling the fuck out,
You all gonna Top Allah, Pop collar,
Niggas, Latin Thungs
All my family love barillas
Beginners get pushed to back of the pack
Invented and lend out, without not a tech
You're on the top of the game
But you work on a name till one day
To put us in the walk of fame
Don't call a name to recall the fame
Eventually Dru is in the Hall of Fame
You know what the deal is,
You know what the heal is,
You know who the Real is,
You know what my skill is,

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]
[Humming, Sen Dog: Sighing]

[Sen Dog]
I get mental
This ain't no pad and a pencil
Throw the microphone,
My homey get tensed up
I tag the cheque, like I got nothing to lose (That's right)
I test myself, just shut up and proof
That C-Y-P-R-E-S-S
Got you funky, while I'm real deaf
Put it to the sess, and you will confess
Soul Assassins is the best
Check it homeboy, got to spot cracking (crackin)
Six LP, from that ThugDogLatin
Turn the heat up, and keep it hot
Always give ya mo', and then thank
We got to freak the Hip Hop and the hot ride
I'm on to make shows and can't hide
Had first 'self titled', became an Idol
*Spanish* in a Sub town barrio

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]

[Sen Dog]
Now Here it is
Bo Bo Bo Bo

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:34

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:40

>>431
I have been far even even as decided to use even go want to do more like, but I don't know about anyone else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:55

>>432
don't know about anyone else? gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 8:47

I don't know. I enjoy having penises in my vagina and I enjoy programming in Java and C++. I can't choose :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:43

>>434
was a man, originally.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= 2009-08-20 11:51

I personally use Fleshlight2 and avoid any "vaginas"(which i consider bloated and poor design)

I use one kleenex file for everything.
#include "spurt.h" //handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes

Anything which uses vaginas is defective Sepples-level shit.
All the cumshots on my blog are spurt.h merged with somefile.c

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 5:59

I enjoy having penis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 9:12

>>437
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 9:31

>>438
I enjoy having penis [in my anus].
Work it out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 12:20

>>439
this fucker, this worthless piece of shit is still alive?????????

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 2:56

>>440
?

Name: clever guy 2009-08-22 4:09

if i keep programming can I have haskell sex where i don't feel anything until it's time for the kid to be born?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 5:45

>>442
no.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 7:47

>>443
http://www.4chan.org/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:14

>>444
no.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:43

>>444
www.world4ch.net

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:44

>>446
s/net/org/;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 11:02

>>447
http://www.world4ch.s/net/org/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 6:45

>>448
Link doesn't work?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 7:45

>>448
>>449
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 8:25

>>449,450
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:03

>>450
>>451
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:08

>>451
you're an idiot.
i was laughing at their stupidity.
ffs, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:27

>>453
You're an idiot for not recognising >>449 as a joke, for not knowing how to reference multiple posts, and for being trolled by >>451.
Leave.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:36

>>450,452-453
Back to /b/, please.
It's not difficult to tell.

>>454
Please don't respond to /b/ posts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:01

>>455
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:03

>>456
Nobody HBT.
everybody is damn serious

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:15

>>39
"/b/" is not spelled "/prog/".

on topic, i'd probually choose never to have sex again. At least sex is doable alone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 4:34

>>456
>>457
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:22

>>459
Bravo on that noob post You managed to, with such eloquence, such prose, so perfectly capture the essence of a stupid noob... Almost too perfectly... In short, I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:35

>>460
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 8:08

>>457
YHBMT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 19:40

>>462
lol'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 21:03

it's hard to look at text without reading it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 5:58

>>464
hard ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 6:16

>>465
What type of hard, NP- or not?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 6:21

>>466
NP-

Name: 2009-08-27 11:38

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       (ﾟ､｡７ PROG IS A FAIL FUCKING BOARD. YOU ARE ALL LOSERS PLEASE GTFO IMMEDIATELY.
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Name: Steve 2009-08-27 22:24

Will somewbody love me even if I choose no sex so I can continue to /prog/ram??????

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:23

>>469
I will always love you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:29

>>469
I will

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:51

>>469
It's a joke question, you don't really have to choose "no sex", Steve.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:12

>>472
Actually, posting on /prog/ automatically makes you sexually unattractive to the opposite sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:20

>>473
Damn sheeple! They're just afriad i'm smarter than them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 21:11

>>473
That sounds unscientific and ultimately destructive :(

Name: Steve 2009-08-29 1:33

>>472
It's not a joke to ME, you ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 4:33

>>473
What about trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 5:16

>>477
trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 6:48

Never program again, because i don't like programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 8:32

I don't like programming either but I've never had sex so far, why lose something I can do instead of something I'll never get to in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 11:18

>>480

That's deep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 11:22

Why don't you program an android to fornicate?

Best of both worlds

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 11:24

seriously... i can't choose.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 0:45

>>483
seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 1:56

>>484
seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:25

seriously...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:31

seriously~~

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 9:17

>>487
seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 9:42

>>488
unfortunately no :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 4:47

>>489
uh.... Ok? That didn't make a lick of sense however. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 7:03

>>490
lick of sense?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 9:07

I second that...lick of sense?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 12:55

>>491,492 Y'all ain't from 'round these here parts are ya?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 16:55

>>493
Your quote optimization and use of sage.. you ARE from around these parts. ...Oh God, am I one of them?!

Name: RedCream 2009-09-01 20:28

>>494
His optimization of quotes failed because he included his response text on the same line. Furthermore, his sage failed because I did not use it. Judging by that amount of fail I would agree, he is from around here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 20:31

>>495
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:25

Never have sex again.
*grabs dick*

Name: Haxus the Cleaver 2009-09-01 21:35

Never have dicks again.

*grabs sex*

Name: Haxus the Claever 2009-09-01 22:05

Never have grabs again.

*dick sex*

Name: Haxus the Culver 2009-09-01 22:39

Never grab dicks again.

*has sex*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 23:54

>>498-500
samefag

Name: sage 2009-09-02 9:07

>>497-
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 9:13

>>501,502
get out

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 7:21

>>503
out

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 16:59

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 22:15

>>505
gat tha fook oot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 5:15

>>506
uhgrud

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 21:41

>>507
gat oot

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 21:48

(＝ω＝.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 22:30

>>508
fush & chups

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 2:53

chups ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 2:57

>>509
Stop the bullshit, dude. You're a little bitch behind a keyboard and nothing more. You will never be accepted and you're going to die alone and forgotten and not even your family will miss you.

You're an impotent little coward who's too fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 5:03

>>509
You're too fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 5:07

>>509
you arrogant bastard! how dare you!?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 9:50

>>514
What is your problem? Are you so attention starved and pathetic that the only thing you can do to get anyone to pay attention to you or anything you do is to bullshit? That's pretty sad, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 9:57

>>515
Were you beaten as a child? Is that why you only feel pleasure when bullying other people? random strangers on the internet!

Name: Sagey McSagerson !!WGlXfZ0twvi7ADs 2009-09-06 9:59

INTERNET FIGHT
GO GO GO GO GO
go back to /b/ while you're at it too

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 10:10

>>517
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 10:15

>>518
back to /b/
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 12:25

>>519
go back to /b/ GO GO GO GO GO

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 13:00

>>520
go back to /b/ GO GO GO GO GO

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 21:52

>>521
Impersonating a /prog/vet with your cheap imitation of EXPERT BBCODE SKILL5 is not going to fly round here.
Straight back to /b/ with you please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 23:48

>>522
It's off to /b/ with you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 0:05

>>522
Bitch please

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 1:04

(＝ω＝.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 3:01

I have never had access to sex anyway, so I really don't know whats better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 3:35

>>526

fucking private methods. i feel you brou.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 9:17

>>525
this guy shit in his own sock while he was wearing it
i still am impressed with his shitting skills to this day

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 9:40

Impersonating a /prog/vet with your cheap imitation of EXPERT BROODER SKILL5 is not going to fly round here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 10:18

>>528
what

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 13:16

*grabs dick* *grabs dick* *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:45

i still am impressed with his shitting skills to this day *grabs dick*

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-09-08 7:48

bitches and hoes

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 9:10

http://xkcd.com/631/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 11:24

>>533
In your anus? Jeepers, you're gay!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 4:42

anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 5:13

>>534
http://xkcd.com/631/
Haha, oh wow!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 8:33

>>537
You have been reported for being a fucken idiot. Get help.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 8:37

>>537
You have been reported for being a fucken idiot. Get help.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 8:45

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VIP QUALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 9:07

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>>542
2009-09-09 09:07
I lol'd for no reason

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>>543
Sounds like your one of those losers that's in a gang, piece of shit, hahahah funny that. fucken loser.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 16:02

>>543
Internet tough guy spotted. You're not in a gang fag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 18:48

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    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
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    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
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Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:19

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:19

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:20

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:20

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:21

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:21

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:22

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:22

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-09 23:25

A fatal error occured!
Powered by Shiichan 3955 + 4chan 20080608.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 23:27

>>700-844







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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 23:31

>>845
Im a javascript noob, so yeah what the fuck just happened and who did it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 0:23

Javascript
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error:
IHBT ;(

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 12:43

>>847
;(

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 13:03

WTF is going on here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-12 5:38

WTF

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-12 8:15

Never have sex again

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 9:24

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 21:31

Never program again

>>1

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 21:32

>>1

How did you underline and overline WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?] ?

Name: 2009-09-13 21:33

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:34

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:34

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:34

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:34

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:34

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:35

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:35

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:35

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:35

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:35

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:36

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:36

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:36

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:36

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:37

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:37

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:37

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:37

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:37

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:38

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:38

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:38

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:38

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:39

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:40

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:41

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:41

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:41

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:41

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:42

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:42

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:42

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:42

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:43

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:43

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:43

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:43

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:43

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:44

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:44

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:44

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:44

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: 2009-09-13 21:45

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problems:
    Syntax error, insert "AssignmentOperator Expression" to complete Assignment
    Syntax error, insert ";" to complete Statement
    d cannot be resolved

    at WordReplacer.main(WordReplacer.java:54)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 4:08

I'd have to give up programming. I loves me sex all right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 7:35

I'd give up programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 7:59

I'd give up both just for the fuck of it, you weak fucks

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 8:11

>>902

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 9:59

>>903

you require bbcode

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 10:13

I'd pretend to give up programming but somehow manage to sneak it through the back door, if you catch my drift.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 11:48

>>905
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 11:56

>>906
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 12:44

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 12:50

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 12:54

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 13:03

>>911 get!

Name: age 2009-09-14 13:08

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 13:40

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 13:42

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 13:42

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 13:50

unshift @dick;

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 16:10

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 16:16

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 16:20

push(@{$dick{$mine}}, $azn_girl);

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 17:15

@{$dick{$mine}} is stepped on and explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 17:21

>>920
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 3:07

I'd give up programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 3:46

I'd fuck a guy

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 10:55

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 15:25

@{$dick{$mine}} is grabbed and explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 17:29

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 17:30

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 17:30

Mens asses

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 21:42

Mens asses

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 21:46

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:38

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:46

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:54

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:56

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:57

>>934
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:51

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 15:55

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:27

I would create the first sex based programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:31

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:33

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:34

>>940
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:34

>>941
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:35

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 18:35

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:37

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 19:52



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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 22:35

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-16 23:18

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 5:06

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 9:32

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 9:34

Dear god, how did this thread get 900+ replies? I saw it at 100 and I thought it was dying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 10:20

>>952
EXPERT NON-SAGING

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 12:27

>>938
This, very this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:00

I would create the first sex based programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:29

I would create the last sex based programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:50

>>955,957
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:45

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 3:51

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 6:06

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:43

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:23

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 10:03

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 22:10

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 19:26

I would create the last programming language based sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 20:41

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-21 20:46

>>965
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 10:59

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