Choose one! [Serious thread!]

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Alright. I fail pretty bad.

I've failed with over one hundred women online. 20+ IRL. I was in Vegas last week for fun. I couldn't get any girls there, or even a stripper/hooker. They gave me the "....maybe some other time" shit.

Can't get drunk girls, cant get online girls, cant get craigslist whales, can't get hookers, can't get strippers. Damn.