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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:42

again
◔ヮ◔ I believe i see a loophole

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:44

>>2
Well played sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:57

>>2
>>3
Serious answers only please! (that means no BAWWfest "lol i is virgin epic winzorz" carry on.) Thankyou!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

probably give up programming.
I'd just become a cable monkey or something and get a new hobby.
I'd like to have sex at least once in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

or never program in any language ever again
I choose sepples, kthx.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:26

>>6
I see someone's a Sadomasochist

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:29

I'd rather never have sex than to give up programming. My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with, plus you have the risk of catching diseases/AIDS. Name me one programming language that gave you aids. besides java

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:32

My Feito-chan would still love me even if I could not have sex with her again, so it's all right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:36

>>8
It says "besides java" under the black out guys..

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:43

My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 7:20

>>10
No it doesn't

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:00

>>12
Uh... you attend special school dont you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:45

>>13
I don't see how that's relevant... but go on

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 10:24

Never have sex again, obviously, since it implies I already had sex, I could in theory have as much sex as I want later on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:05

>>15
Yeah yeah very clever. You're not even the first in this thread to waste our time with that shitty wordplay bullshit. Go ass yourself please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:06

>>10
SPOILING A SPOILER?

MIND = BLOWN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:12

>>17
The /prog/ Manual of Style, section 14.1:

Don't use mathematical notation in your posts unless describing mathematical properties, especially when you don't know shit about mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:29

>>18
Could you post this /prog/ Manual of Style in its entirety then please? Just so we all know the rules... Oh what's that? The manual doesn't exist and you were just pulling bullshit sections out of your ass because you're a troll who belongs in /b/??! Well I never!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:31

The /prog/ Manual of Style, preface:

                   ``YHBT'' - Anonymous, Internet

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:38

>>20
Strong is the troll with this one. It even has faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:34

>>11
broken site is broken. says i need to install flash player when i already have it installed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 16:19

>>21
Your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 19:54

>>19
belongs in /b/
Go back there, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:34

>>22
No, you're shit \'s  brocken. Fix your shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:56

>>26
I just drank a glass of Metamucil®, and the site's still broken.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:11

>>27
Pronounced: Met-am-you-sill

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:12

>>27
No you\'re shit is brocken. Fix it then check again bitck please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:33

>>29

What about my You are shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:18

>>30
fix it pls

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:32

>>31
What about it Palletized Load System?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:28

javascript:quote(30,"post1");

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:07

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:13

>>34
That brings back memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:58

Gibbering fools.
Vandals.
Scum.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:28

memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

A ux

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 7:37

>>39
Rickroll. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:04

>>39
rickroll is old fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:07

>>41
Oh my gawd... Oh my gaawdd *facepalm*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:13

>>42
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 0:43

epic thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:34

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:45

http://sprunge.us/FGiD

for the w3m impaired curl http://sprunge.us/FGiD | w3m -T text/html

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 5:53

>>46
rickroll...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 14:55

what happened to *grabs dick*? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 15:36

what happened to operation done? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 16:33

what happened to the game, besides you losing it? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:02

>>50
the game

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:59

What's the matter? Too EPIC LULZ for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:31

Never have sex. I'll always have my pr0n.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:45

>>52
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:59

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:20

>>55
JEHU Joy of Man's Desiring

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:37

>>55
Back to /lounge/, please.

Name: Matsuda Matsuda 2009-04-19 23:12

Shit, tough call. I would give up sex with my current girlfriend if I could keep programming; but the thought of missing out on someone hotter makes me a little unsure.

Eh. I give up sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 23:14

>>58
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 3:32

>>8
VB LOL

I would choose programming over sex since I can always masturbate or get a doll. And unless something super awesome is going to come up that pays the bills (with a ton left over) then its a no brainer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 5:02

>>60
Stop lying piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 2:00

>>61
x2

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 9:17

>>61
>>62
So your cool with getting sex probably once then having no job no money no life?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 21:55

>>63
Yes, because I'm not a piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 1:51

What exactly is the difference between a homo and a piss-homo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 4:19

>>65
one pisses in a guys ass

Name: GRAMMAR TROLLING MEME FAN 2009-04-25 12:22

>>63
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 17:58

>>63
What about his cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:52

lol wtf

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:56

Sex again? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 3:01

>>70
Fuck off, we already had a post mocking the wording of the OP and it was far superior than yours

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:42

>>71
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:52

?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:15

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
                // PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
                // insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
                // worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
                // that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
                // If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
                // places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
                // too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
                // that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
                // should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
                // or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
                // Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
                // of course, uses all three, and more.
                // Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
                // your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
                // birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
                // at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
                // responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
                // Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
                // I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
                // me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
                // other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
                // difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
                // was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
                // so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
                // Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
                // them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
                //
                // PSD is not my favourite file format.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:54

>>74
back to /r9k/ with ye

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 16:31

>>74
Will a new version of all of your damn programs ever happen, Dag, or are you too busy writing witty comments?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 21:18

>>76
He's writing code. Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them. I think the realization that 90% of the people running imageboards were about 12 years old was enough for him to move along.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 0:20

Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax
any chance there'll be an NDS version of swear anytime soon?

and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.
lol faggot software

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them.
there was a new release less than 2 weeks ago: http://wakaba.c3.cx/sup/kareha.pl/1239748586/14

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:35

working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver

I can't wait for it to be actually support the rar format as advertised for years!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:36

Wait I should work on my english grammer before I badmouth people on the internet. oh well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:55

>>79
rar sucks and shouldn't ever be used.
it especially shouldn't be used to wrap up 100 already compressed video files when you're going to just split it up into a hundred files again and then make a torrent.
doing that makes the individual files completely useless unless you download the whole 400GB torrent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:24

>>81
You kids and your newfangled torrents, rar is the usenet standard for binary posts, always has been, always will be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:40

>>82
usenet was obsolete before it was created.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:49

>>82
rar is an unfree format, please use an open standard like 7z instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 4:07

>>82
You kids and your binary posts, Usenet is for discussion, and always will be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 4:49

Talking about WAHa.06x36 and NDS hax: http://pouet.net/prod.php?which=52967

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:21

>>84
i was going to point out that LZMA was unfree, but then i found out that it just recently became free (5 months ago).
but the 7-zip program is still unfree, and there isn't any good free lzma utility yet. please use tar with compress or bzip2 instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:22

>>86
They're touching.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:25

>>88
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:31

>>88,89
I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:43

>>89
I thought that one was old enough that idiots who wandered in from /b/ yesterday and can't even back to /b/, please correctly wouldn't recognize it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 8:58

>>91
Pretending to be a veteran of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 10:41

>>81
Tell that to the dipshits who feel the need to upload multi-part passworded shit on three different rapidshit clones because they can't understand how to make a torrent.
But hey, at least they're not using 7z.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 10:54

>>93 is DQN

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:39

Rickroll>>37

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 11:02

>>94 is VIP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 21:57

>>96 is FAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 19:38

>>97
don't be like that :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:06

99get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 20:06

100get

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 23:40

>>101
101get

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