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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:42

again
◔ヮ◔ I believe i see a loophole

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:44

>>2
Well played sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:57

>>2
>>3
Serious answers only please! (that means no BAWWfest "lol i is virgin epic winzorz" carry on.) Thankyou!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

probably give up programming.
I'd just become a cable monkey or something and get a new hobby.
I'd like to have sex at least once in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:13

or never program in any language ever again
I choose sepples, kthx.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:26

>>6
I see someone's a Sadomasochist

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:29

I'd rather never have sex than to give up programming. My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with, plus you have the risk of catching diseases/AIDS. Name me one programming language that gave you aids. besides java

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 5:32

My Feito-chan would still love me even if I could not have sex with her again, so it's all right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:36

>>8
It says "besides java" under the black out guys..

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 6:43

My reason is mainly sex doesn't seem that enjoyable to begin with
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 7:20

>>10
No it doesn't

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:00

>>12
Uh... you attend special school dont you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 9:45

>>13
I don't see how that's relevant... but go on

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 10:24

Never have sex again, obviously, since it implies I already had sex, I could in theory have as much sex as I want later on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:05

>>15
Yeah yeah very clever. You're not even the first in this thread to waste our time with that shitty wordplay bullshit. Go ass yourself please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:06

>>10
SPOILING A SPOILER?

MIND = BLOWN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:12

>>17
The /prog/ Manual of Style, section 14.1:

Don't use mathematical notation in your posts unless describing mathematical properties, especially when you don't know shit about mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:29

>>18
Could you post this /prog/ Manual of Style in its entirety then please? Just so we all know the rules... Oh what's that? The manual doesn't exist and you were just pulling bullshit sections out of your ass because you're a troll who belongs in /b/??! Well I never!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 11:31

The /prog/ Manual of Style, preface:

                   ``YHBT'' - Anonymous, Internet

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:38

>>20
Strong is the troll with this one. It even has faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:34

>>11
broken site is broken. says i need to install flash player when i already have it installed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 16:19

>>21
Your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 19:54

>>19
belongs in /b/
Go back there, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:34

>>22
No, you're shit \'s  brocken. Fix your shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:56

>>26
I just drank a glass of Metamucil®, and the site's still broken.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:11

>>27
Pronounced: Met-am-you-sill

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:12

>>27
No you\'re shit is brocken. Fix it then check again bitck please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:33

>>29

What about my You are shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:18

>>30
fix it pls

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 23:32

>>31
What about it Palletized Load System?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:28

javascript:quote(30,"post1");

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:07

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:13

>>34
That brings back memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 19:58

Gibbering fools.
Vandals.
Scum.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:28

memories

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

A ux

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:48

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 7:37

>>39
Rickroll. Fuck off.

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