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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:38

>>400 You forgot to mention there is very little need in mathfags.
Those who get the job to train more mathfags are solitary individuals, less then 3%.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:39

The rest predictably get welfare or change to a real job.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:42

>>400
5. Software Engineer
(...)
18. Computer Programmer

wat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:44

>>401
You don't fool anyone by pretending maths isn't important simply because you aren't good at it and need some justification for your cognitive dissonance. Any well known computer scientist will tell you that mathematics is the most important skill, even for a computer scientist. Frankly, trying to say math isn't useful just to make yourself feel better is plain pathetic and I doubt there is a single person on here who doesn't see right through you.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:49

>>404 Okay, Give examples of real jobs which don't involve training more mathfags(i.e. education).



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 3:07

>>405
Game programming, which might strike a chord with you. Any (good) graphics programming requires extensive linear algebra and matrices, obviously advanced geometry as well. I don't really need to go into game physics, weighting systems and admissible heuristics for various other things, eg: player matching.
Being that nearly every problem to do with computing involves maths, I guess we can stop feigning ignorance on that one at least and move on.
Engineering requires a variable amount of mathematics, particularly in calculus. Most engineering degrees pretty much require you to spend three years doing math as well, so you end up with a math degree of sorts anyway, admittedly that would only be useful for engineering.
Economics, which I'm not too familiar with requires a large amount of mathematics, particularly statistics and stochastic models. I don't think we will have any disagreement here either.
Medicine and mathematics similarly have very close ties. Being able to model things like bacteria growth is very important.
Science I don't really even need to point out, assuming you have ever read a single scientific paper in your life.
Essentially, ever important subject possible needs quite specialized or advanced mathematics, and more often than not specialist mathematicians will be needed.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 3:14

>>406
Give real examples, not vague fields of employment.
I want to see 'PhD In math required' and nothing else.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 3:30

>>407
You won't find more than a handful of job listings in the country that require a Ph.D in anything (indeed even someone with a Ph.D would likely be put off if it was advertised they needed someone with a Ph.D). The average wage of those with a Ph.D is actually lower than people with a masters. Next troll please.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 3:37

>>408
Fine, example of 'master/bachelors in math required' and nothing else for job.(don't list anything in education)



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 4:07

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 4:09

>>410
On this website you find jobs for mathematicians in all areas: Banking, Insurance, Finance, Statistics, Biology, Medicine, Academic, Teaching, ...
All of which don't require Math phd/masters/bachelors. EPIC FAIL.


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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 4:13

*I can't feel pity for morons who wasted their years learning such a useless subject.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 6:43

Holy shit. Too bad about butthurt spamfags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 6:46

Holy shit. Too bad about butthurt spamfags.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 9:15

See, there are no such jobs:
 only thing mathfags can think of is educating more mathfags or getting into fields where their skills (not qualification of being PhD,Masters,Bachelors which are not required by the job) might help them in work. 



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:25

why is this thread near the top of the page?
i could have sworn that just a minute ago it was down the bottom. and yet here it is, and nobody has even made a post.
very strange indeed.....

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:38

>>416
Please stop this, you're not only being immature, but what you're doing is defeating the point of not seeing him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:40

>>417
i don't understand what you're saying.
i was just pointing out a strange bug in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:42

>>418
FUCK YOU
I REFUSE TO BE TROLLED
FUCK YOU, OKAY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 9:48

>>419
are you trolling me?
have i been trolled?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:19

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-19 6:32

Its amusing to see you both recursively trolled by your own stupid accusations.





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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 7:09

>>422
troll

Name: !4avJBSMAPo 2009-08-19 8:33

#troll

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:41

>>424
whoa...

Name: !U23h8l3sQU 2009-08-20 3:39

test

Name: !4avJBSMAPo 2009-08-20 3:40

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 4:53

>>1
I'm afraid the world has already chosen for me. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 5:50

>>428
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 5:50

[Bobo]
Once again
We're back
It's the big bad Cypress Hill
You know what time it is

[Beat fades in]
[5x] Whoop
Legalize it,
Cypress Hill will ever die at the end?
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Cypress Hill never dies
Never dies, never dies

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]
Once Upon,
[B-Real singing]
Bugaboo L.I.F.E (Now Here it is )
Why, Why, Why (Bo Bo Bo Bo)
Cypress is still here
We're of those glad MCees
Still Puffin Weed, Weed
Why Diddely Why
Why, Why, Why

[B Real]
Never fucked like this
But I smoke blunts like this
People ask: Why you pull stunts like this?
Cuz I believe in doing what I got' a
A lot' a people don't understand nada
The Mic burns
You was at
It turn's to a slaughter
You wanna think about chilling the fuck out,
You all gonna Top Allah, Pop collar,
Niggas, Latin Thungs
All my family love barillas
Beginners get pushed to back of the pack
Invented and lend out, without not a tech
You're on the top of the game
But you work on a name till one day
To put us in the walk of fame
Don't call a name to recall the fame
Eventually Dru is in the Hall of Fame
You know what the deal is,
You know what the heal is,
You know who the Real is,
You know what my skill is,

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]
[Humming, Sen Dog: Sighing]

[Sen Dog]
I get mental
This ain't no pad and a pencil
Throw the microphone,
My homey get tensed up
I tag the cheque, like I got nothing to lose (That's right)
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Got you funky, while I'm real deaf
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Had first 'self titled', became an Idol
*Spanish* in a Sub town barrio

[Chorus: B Real and Sen Dog]

[Sen Dog]
Now Here it is
Bo Bo Bo Bo

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:34

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:40

>>431
I have been far even even as decided to use even go want to do more like, but I don't know about anyone else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 6:55

>>432
don't know about anyone else? gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 8:47

I don't know. I enjoy having penises in my vagina and I enjoy programming in Java and C++. I can't choose :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:43

>>434
was a man, originally.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-08-20 11:51

I personally use Fleshlight2 and avoid any "vaginas"(which i consider bloated and poor design)

I use one kleenex file for everything.
#include "spurt.h" //handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes

Anything which uses vaginas is defective Sepples-level shit.
All the cumshots on my blog are spurt.h merged with somefile.c

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 5:59

I enjoy having penis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 9:12

>>437
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 9:31

>>438
I enjoy having penis [in my anus].
Work it out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 12:20

>>439
this fucker, this worthless piece of shit is still alive?????????

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