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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 18:40

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 22:58

I dunno man, I guess I'd never program again...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 23:49

>>362
I'd agree. Sex is better than programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 23:50

>>362-363
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:13

>>364
back to masturbating, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 0:19

>>365
Yes, sir!


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:09

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:58

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:37

>>367-371
"Lain"? Are you some class of nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:37

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:50

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:18

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:27

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:31

>>372
LOL 1/10 on the trolling, too obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 12:41

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 6:47

Good thread. Somebody should count up all the answers and see what percentage chose sex over programming. They are not real programmers. I would give up FOOD before I'd give up programming. That's right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 7:57

>>380
i can't program when i'm hungry.
it's hard to thing ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:43

>>380
I would give up FOOD before I'd give up programming. That's right. FOOD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:45

I would give up BREATHING before I'd give up programming. That's right. BREATHING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 9:49

Would you give up programming, if the only option is programming in brainfuck?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:06

I would give up PROGRAMMING before I'd give up programming. That's right. PROGRAMMING.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:37

>>385
Would you give up your computer?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 10:42

>>386
Sure, why not. I can do my programming using pen and paper.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 11:32

>>387
I do my interpreting using a pencil and paper to avoid shitty lower-level languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 11:52

This is not an easy question.
The OP asks you to give up one of these possibilities.
I can't imagine how would a programmer give up programming, except if he just lost all his intelligence in some way, such as shooting himself in the head.
Giving up sex could be likened to losing your balls.
Which makes it a choice between death and impotence, neither of which is desirable.

The other remark that could be made is that giving up programming does not imply that the person in question would have sex ever again, thus the safest answer is to live and thus to program, but maybe for some people such a future would seem pointless?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:00

>>389
Losing your ball means nothing. Just give up sex already. There is no more fulfilling life than to solving information problems using the art of computer programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:11

>>389
By the same token, giving up sex does not mean the person in question will ever program again. It's a gamble either way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:26

>>391
That said, it is much less of a gamble to give up sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 12:39

>>392
Most people have sex. Very few people program. Which is more likely?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 15:57

>>393
On the other hand, very few people who program have sex lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 0:22

>>394
listen to this man
he speeks troof

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 1:37

>>394
I disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 1:43

>>294
Followers of the lambda have been known to be somewhat slutty, in fact.
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9071/picture1720552.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:04

>>393
This is what teenagers really believe.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-18 2:21

>>397
Mathfags predictably in last place.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 2:30

>>399
Yeah, they might be last to the welfare party.
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