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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 2:56

>>440
?

Name: clever guy 2009-08-22 4:09

if i keep programming can I have haskell sex where i don't feel anything until it's time for the kid to be born?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 5:45

>>442
no.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 7:47

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:14

>>444
no.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 8:44

>>446
s/net/org/;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 11:02

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 6:45

>>448
Link doesn't work?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 7:45

>>448
>>449
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 8:25

>>449,450
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:03

>>450
>>451
Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:08

>>451
you're an idiot.
i was laughing at their stupidity.
ffs, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:27

>>453
You're an idiot for not recognising >>449 as a joke, for not knowing how to reference multiple posts, and for being trolled by >>451.
Leave.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:36

>>450,452-453
Back to /b/, please.
It's not difficult to tell.

>>454
Please don't respond to /b/ posts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:01

>>455
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:03

>>456
Nobody HBT.
everybody is damn serious

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:15

>>39
"/b/" is not spelled "/prog/".

on topic, i'd probually choose never to have sex again. At least sex is doable alone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 4:34

>>456
>>457
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:22

>>459
Bravo on that noob post You managed to, with such eloquence, such prose, so perfectly capture the essence of a stupid noob... Almost too perfectly... In short, I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:35

>>460
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 8:08

>>457
YHBMT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 19:40

>>462
lol'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 21:03

it's hard to look at text without reading it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 5:58

>>464
hard ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 6:16

>>465
What type of hard, NP- or not?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 6:21

>>466
NP-

Name: 2009-08-27 11:38

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Name: Steve 2009-08-27 22:24

Will somewbody love me even if I choose no sex so I can continue to /prog/ram??????

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:23

>>469
I will always love you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:29

>>469
I will

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:51

>>469
It's a joke question, you don't really have to choose "no sex", Steve.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:12

>>472
Actually, posting on /prog/ automatically makes you sexually unattractive to the opposite sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:20

>>473
Damn sheeple! They're just afriad i'm smarter than them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 21:11

>>473
That sounds unscientific and ultimately destructive :(

Name: Steve 2009-08-29 1:33

>>472
It's not a joke to ME, you ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 4:33

>>473
What about trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 5:16

>>477
trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 6:48

Never program again, because i don't like programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 8:32

I don't like programming either but I've never had sex so far, why lose something I can do instead of something I'll never get to in the first place?

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