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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 10:08

>>278
>>279
Back to /b/ please

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 10:16

>>280  BBD may stand for:

    * B. B. D. Bagh, the business district in Kolkata
    * Banco Bradesco, NYSE ticker symbol
    * Barbadian dollar, ISO 4217 code
    * Bell Biv DeVoe, a music group
    * Big black dog, a term used by shelters to describe the type of mixed-breed subject to black dog bias
    * Bombardier Inc., Toronto Stock Exchange symbol
    * Bucket-brigade device, an analogue delay line in electronics

See also:

    * BBD (album), an album by Bell Biv DeVoe

What??


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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 10:17

>>280  BBD mey stund fur:

    * B. Bork Bork Bork! B. Bork Bork Bork! D. Bork Bork Bork! Begh, zee booseeness deestrict in Kulketa
    * Buncu Bredescu, NYSE teecker symbul
    * Berbedeeun duller, ISO 4217 cude-a
    * Bell Beef DeFue-a, a mooseec gruoop
    * Beeg bleck dug, a term used by shelters tu descreebe-a zee type-a ooff meexed-breed soobject tu bleck dug beees
    * Bumberdeeer Inc., Turuntu Stuck Ixchunge-a symbul
    * Boocket-breegede-a defeece-a, un unelugooe-a deley leene-a in ilectruneecs

See-a elsu:

    * BBD (elboom), un elboom by Bell Beef DeFue-a

Vhet?? Bork Bork Bork!


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 17:23

borked twice:
>>280  BBD mey stoond foor:

    * B. Bork Bork Bork! B. Bork Bork Bork! D. Bork Bork Bork! Begh, zee-a bouseeness deestreect in Koolketa
    * Booncoo Bredescoo, NYSE teecker symbool
    * Berbedeeoon dooller, ISO 4217 coode-a-a
    * Bell Beeff DeFooe-a-a, a muuseec groouup
    * Beeg bleck doog, a term used by shelters too descreebe-a-a zee-a type-a-a oouffff meexed-breed suubject too bleck doog beees
    * Boomberdeeer Inc., Tooroontoo Stoock Ixchoonge-a-a symbool
    * Boucket-breegede-a-a deffeece-a-a, un unelooguue-a-a deley leene-a-a in ilectrooneecs

See-a-a ilsoo:

    * BBD (ilboum), un ilboum by Bell Beeff DeFooe-a-a

Fhet?? Bork Bork Bork!
Bork Bork Bork!


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 7:10

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 8:18

>>285
NO

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 5:50

I choose to SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:05

Never have sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:55

never program ever again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 11:23

I don't think many programmers have the choice of never having sex

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 12:57

>>290 Programmers are too perfectionist to accept lower standards. Half of Earth population is female.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 14:51

>>291
I wasn't sure you were a girl up until now, but that pretty much proves it.  You have no fucking clue.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:11

>>292
Girls? On my internets? Unpossible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:13

>>293
You clearly haven't seen The Culver posting sausages here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 15:18

>>294
Lies and Slander, all of it.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 15:28

>>292 I know you like to mislead people just to spite me, but i'm a guy.
There is no particular difficulty picking up some girls(and STDs for that matter). You probably searching for life partner/long-term/love interest which must have some x,y,z qualities but people are rarely everything in x,y,z range, and people
who find anything remotely passing for x,y,z, fall in love and baww about their cruel fate that which they can't get the girl of their (self-engineered) dreams and getting depressing instead of chasing their dream or changing their situation.

Also, mandatory therapy in /r9k/ for anyone interested in relationshit and "why i'm a loser threads".
Proceed: http://img.4chan.org/r9k/

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-10 15:58

Oh,i forgot, this will have to be explained:
 if you lack social skills ->changing their situation-> acquiring these social skills ( http://img.4chan.org/r9k/ )
and if you fail to look good->changing their situation-> proceed to /fit/ and /fa/( http://zip.4chan.org/fa/imgboard.html http://zip.4chan.org/fit/imgboard.html) which were created exactly for your needs).


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:18

ITT: Frozen Void talks to himself, because no one else listens to him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:23

>>298
Quit giving him attention.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:24

>>297
Actually the first step is never asking 4chan to fix your life.  What the fuck is wrong with you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:24

>>298
you do

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 16:31

>>301
shut up frozen void

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 20:58

Never have sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 1:52

>>303
shouldnt be too difficult considering you lurk on 4chan text boards and are an aspiring /prog/rammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 3:38

I'd have to choose to never have sex again. Wow though, tough question OP...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 6:09

>>304
*asspiering /prog/rammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 11:52

never have sex again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 0:35

>>307
I'm going to have to agree, can't make money having sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 1:20

>>308
not if you know how to program at least.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 2:43

>>309
i don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 4:53

I suppose I'd choose sex and then change majors to networking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 5:18

>>311
y networking?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:14

>>312
y networking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 8:28

>>313
¿gnikrowten y

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 12:36

Networking is a serious pain in the ass if you can't write scripts to do most of the work for you.
I suppose you could stick to Windows computers and Cisco routers, where the culture steers you away from scripting and towards pain in the ass no matter what you do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 12:53

There is nothing you can't do from the CLI on a Cisco box.
You can use SVN to track your config changes so you can fix it when you shit can the network.
You can use scripts to generate the repetitive bullshit parts of the configs.
It is still a PITA though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:07

>>316
You can use scripts, but it's strongly discouraged. You're expected to enter the commands one by one through the CLI (except on their Linksys toys, of course), which isn't scripting at all.
I got into a ridiculously long argument about this during my CCNA practical exam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:16

Very powerful thrust in the anus, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:18

What I really hate is the attitude Cisco corporate has towards providing easily accessible documentation. That is to say; "If you were properly certified you wouldn't need these materials."

*cough* *cough* bullshit *cough* *cough*

Force10 IOS is easier to use and the docs are superior. It's also OSS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 2:14

Very powerful thrust in the anus, yes.
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