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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 9:21

I would give up programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 9:34

Is this limited to penetrative sex?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 13:44

>>242
This is any sex. Imagine trying to masturbate and not feeling anything because the stimulation you get is exactly like rubbing your hair for stimulation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 0:15

>>243
But I loooooove having my hair rubbed.

Name: sex 2009-07-22 9:14

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 5:20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 5:40

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 9:13

programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 11:06

>>246

You, sir, successfully tricked me.

You have won three Internets. Congratulations.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 6:41

Death gives my life meaning.

    programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 13:10

sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 18:41

uuu~

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 19:37

>>252
Shut up Maria!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 9:30

うううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううううう～

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:08

sex! I have 7 inches monster cock. I don't give a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:10

i not get sex for many year.
very sad now. do not want to programming any more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 7:22

I'd stop programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:36

>>257
0/10 troll
If not I hope you get deported.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 12:14

>>257
I bet you have never been in a fight or a violent situation. Get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:02


from sadness import friday

while friday.plans() == False:
      prog.post()

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:21

I don't understand the point of this thread. When you start programming, you automatically choose never to have sex again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 14:14

>>260
I think you mean while not (friday.plans() == False) == False.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 14:40

[f = lambda u: not u() and ((prog.post() and False) or f(u))
f(__import__('sadness').friday.plans)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:41

>>262
>>263

Now I have two problems (  -_-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:43

>>263
f(u)
NO(u)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:50

>>265
not u()

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 17:23

if (im == "giggling"):
    GUYS.stop(it)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 2:21

SEX! I CHOOSE U!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-05 9:28

>>268
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 9:32

>>269
Go back to /lounge/, RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 10:17

>>270
I'm sorry but You are not hardcore please try harder.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-05 22:56

>>271
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 3:50

>>2
I AM A 19 YEAR OLD WAITRER AND I WANT TO FUCK MY 28 YEAR OLD BOSS. EVERY TIME HE YELLS AT ME I IMAGINE HIM BENDING ME OVER THE COFFEE STATION AND FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Too bad he has a boyfriend :( and is really buttoned up and professional :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 5:12

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 6:47

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/98jwb/the_code_delusion_when_did_programmers_turn_into/c0bswp6

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 8:27

>>275
HAX HER ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 8:54

>>276
womens don't have anuses you stupid virgin

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-08 9:34

>>277 Your post is amusing as you describe yourself.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= !DRBORKBork 2009-08-08 9:38

>>277 Yuoor pust is emooseeng es yuoo descreebe-a yuoorselff. Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 10:05

>>278
Gah, fuck. I want a nice, early 20's girl! How hard is this for society to understand? Someone who's on my level. Thing is, so far I've tried, and all the girls seem to be into the BBD, some saying it straight to my face, and they just aren't into what I'm into. I thought this would come eventually, and it just doesn't sound right that I should "settle" with a cougar.

Where are all the early 20s good girls? Have they all been sucked up by alphas, pathological cultural narcissism, and feminazism? Where are you ladies?
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