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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 4:39

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:04

>>39
rickroll is old fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:07

>>41
Oh my gawd... Oh my gaawdd *facepalm*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 6:13

>>42
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 0:43

epic thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:34

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-17 1:45

http://sprunge.us/FGiD

for the w3m impaired curl http://sprunge.us/FGiD | w3m -T text/html

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 5:53

>>46
rickroll...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 14:55

what happened to *grabs dick*? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 15:36

what happened to operation done? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 16:33

what happened to the game, besides you losing it? =(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:02

>>50
the game

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:59

What's the matter? Too EPIC LULZ for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:31

Never have sex. I'll always have my pr0n.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 18:45

>>52
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:59

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:20

>>55
JEHU Joy of Man's Desiring

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 20:37

>>55
Back to /lounge/, please.

Name: Matsuda Matsuda 2009-04-19 23:12

Shit, tough call. I would give up sex with my current girlfriend if I could keep programming; but the thought of missing out on someone hotter makes me a little unsure.

Eh. I give up sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 23:14

>>58
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 3:32

>>8
VB LOL

I would choose programming over sex since I can always masturbate or get a doll. And unless something super awesome is going to come up that pays the bills (with a ton left over) then its a no brainer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 5:02

>>60
Stop lying piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 2:00

>>61
x2

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 9:17

>>61
>>62
So your cool with getting sex probably once then having no job no money no life?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 21:55

>>63
Yes, because I'm not a piss-homo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 1:51

What exactly is the difference between a homo and a piss-homo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 4:19

>>65
one pisses in a guys ass

Name: GRAMMAR TROLLING MEME FAN 2009-04-25 12:22

>>63
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 17:58

>>63
What about his cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:52

lol wtf

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 0:56

Sex again? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 3:01

>>70
Fuck off, we already had a post mocking the wording of the OP and it was far superior than yours

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:42

>>71
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 7:52

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:15

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
                // PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
                // insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
                // worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
                // that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
                // If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
                // places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
                // too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
                // that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
                // should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
                // or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
                // Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
                // of course, uses all three, and more.
                // Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
                // your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
                // birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
                // at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
                // responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
                // Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
                // I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
                // me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
                // other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
                // difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
                // was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
                // so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
                // Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
                // them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
                //
                // PSD is not my favourite file format.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:54

>>74
back to /r9k/ with ye

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 16:31

>>74
Will a new version of all of your damn programs ever happen, Dag, or are you too busy writing witty comments?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 21:18

>>76
He's writing code. Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them. I think the realization that 90% of the people running imageboards were about 12 years old was enough for him to move along.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 0:20

Last I checked he was messing with NDS hax
any chance there'll be an NDS version of swear anytime soon?

and working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver. I believe he's spent a bit of time with Xee recently as well.
lol faggot software

If you're looking for Wakaba or Kareha, you might as well just start hacking it yourself, he's pretty much done with them.
there was a new release less than 2 weeks ago: http://wakaba.c3.cx/sup/kareha.pl/1239748586/14

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:35

working on greatly improving support for various archive formats in The Unarchiver

I can't wait for it to be actually support the rar format as advertised for years!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:36

Wait I should work on my english grammer before I badmouth people on the internet. oh well.

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