Choose one! [Serious thread!]

You have to make a choice: Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

>>1
I'm afraid the world has already chosen for me. ;_;

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>>161
Which did it choose?

WHICH ONE!!!???!

Fuck

>>163
The one that is least fun ;_;

>>166
At least you won't be a virgin.

the things i'll prematurely do if i ever have sex..

>>168
What are those things??

>>169
He'll probably her horns.

>>170
horns??

>>171
huh?

>>172
You'll my horns ;)

>>173
Only if you pay me enuf ;)

>>174
how much?

>>174
$5

>>176
okay ;)

>>176
That's a lot...


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>>179
http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Dark-Skin.html

>>180
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>>180
can't stop laughing

>>181
*** EXPERT LINKING ***

>>180
high five

>>184
cheers...

>>182
A fatal error occured!
Please post less often!

I choose... se- PROGRAMMING.

You hear it again and again. "you need more confidence". That has to be the number one thing people say if you can not get a girlfriend.

Here is the problem. If even the most hideous of women are turning me down, how the hell am I supposed to be confident that I can get a girlfriend? You can not just pull confidence out of thin air, it does not work that way. If you could just pull confidence out of thin hair then you could pull other emotions such as happiness out of thin air and there would be no sadness in the world.

I have been rejected so many times by the most hideous of women. I am in my 30s and never even touched a girl. Given my circumstances a lack of confidence is a natural reaction that I can not help. I would like top be confident just like I would like to be happy, but you can not just pull these things out of thin air. Telling me to be more confident would be like telling someone who's parents just died not to be sad.

You hear it again and again. "you need more confidence". That has to be the number one thing people say if want to start a startup.

Here is the problem. If even the most hideous of buisness associates are turning me down, how the hell am I supposed to be confident that I can get an investor? You can not just pull confidence out of thin air, it does not work that way. If you could just pull confidence out of thin hair then you could pull other emotions such as happiness out of thin air and there would be no sadness in the world.

I have been rejected so many times by the most hideous of companies. I am in my 30s and never even touched a low hanging fruit. Given my circumstances a lack of confidence is a natural reaction that I can not help. I would like top be confident just like I would like to be happy, but you can not just pull these things out of thin air. Telling me to be more confident would be like telling someone who's parents just died not to be sad.

>>189
Hi Paul Graham

>>190
doesn't make sense, paul graham has lots of confidence and success with startups.. try actually thinking. idiot.

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sage

>>193 newfag

>>40
good call anon saved me there

Never have sex again, or never program in any language ever again.
*grabs dick*

>>196
um...

>>197
*haxes anii*

>>194
Back to /b/, please.

Alright. I fail pretty bad.

I've failed with over one hundred women online. 20+ IRL. I was in Vegas last week for fun. I couldn't get any girls there, or even a stripper/hooker. They gave me the "....maybe some other time" shit.

Can't get drunk girls, cant get online girls, cant get craigslist whales, can't get hookers, can't get strippers. Damn.