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Best Free Anti-virus Software

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 5:37

Not sure if this is the most appropriate forum, but I was wondering if anyone can recommend a decent freeware anti-virus software.

Been using Avast and was told there are better alternatives...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 5:57

This thread sucks. I will use it to recite more of my poetry.

Beware! A dangerous rogue
He stole my new POG
He crashed my phone
He beat up all my pokémon

He met Russian mafiosi
They asked, son, are you down?
They asked, son, can it be done?
He just took it easy.

Five computers at is place
Possess each a thousand more
They said, son, that's ace.
They asked, son, what else in store?
Polymorphism, here begins the arms race
DDOS, enemies won't be up anymore.
Gay porn, let's plant some disgrace.
Bank accounts, something to explore.
SETI, let's find them in space.
Deleting stuff, maybe that's uncalled for.

I punched him in the face.
He was not that hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 9:20

>>2
this is pretty good

drinking alcohol and programming
is all what i need to live
dont need no food or anything
smooth code is all i give

fuck this boring shitty buggy reality
i will make my own out of 1s and 0s
in my own world where all i wish can be
where i can create my villains and heros

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 10:49

avg

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 10:56

>>2
thats deep bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 23:41

My fast AST is a blast from the past.

to collect the fruits from the tree of knowledge, is the mission.

The caste of those who are in the AST are vast.

From the oldest clay tablets to the newest bazar branches, they are one in the same from our position.

onced amassed, the AST will last and serve as a mast,
upon which to hoist the flag of freedom.

The flag is raised on montag zig-zag when we enter into the conflagration of the compilation.

We are the warriors of geekdom!

Semantics of the steps are expressed in the tree,
oh say can you see, the GPL from America will set you free? Yes Way!

The Copyright is not our only salvation, thanks to microsoft, we now got the D M C A!

St. Aho, St. Sethi, and the holy Jeffrey D. Ullman will help us slay the dragon of complexity.

So we say, god bless Murry Hill and Summit New Jersey! Good old A T and T!

The compilation is a process that reduces the complexity of computation via concentration on the pendantic condemnation of error nodes in the code.

Just watch out or we will add your new fangled patterns to our database of lex!

The process of trial and error is replaced by a procedure of pure terror.

The gcc revolucionario is the bancario of the dictatario.

All you can do is get Vexed when we start to Flex.

The from terror petrified errors are removed in the SCENARIO of ontario!

The algorithm gives Rhythm to my Rhyme.

And kernighan and ritchie give us syntax on time!

Just don't let my Algorithm make you Argo!

The rule and the meter, are known only to st. peter.

Now peterpaul from senegaul likes to call the method via the this pointer.

to LOAD the reference of the methode from the register is the technique that is not unique.

We know from Van Neuman they are all just jumps over the bumps.

Abdul and Boole both knew the tools of the trade.

But the decomposition of the mathematician can be offset by the juxtaposition of the tree so that they don't fade.

The code is stored in the block! If you load the code via the node, you will get the whole flip mode squad.

But not at once, that would be too concrete, the meaning has to take the backseat.

When we compile doom, then you end up with a whole wad!

The meaning is just leaning on the screening, preening and even weaning of the encoding.

But in reality we are just convening on the meaning, and machining and sometimes throwing exceptions!

The monkey of the AST climbs and traverses the trees, jumping from branch to branch.

But the exceptions might make him fall as if stung by african killer bees!

The forest is sorerest where there are no fruit!

That comprises the content of the transmission and even the nutrition of the mathematician by definition!

Otherwise, the point is moot!

The blanch branch on the ranch is just one in the batch, and can be only found by the root.

The APPLICATION of the ration for the haitian is the damnation of his station!

So he has gotta get in there and just grab the loot!

The competition for the nutrition creates a partition, solved only by the patrician under admission and condition of contrition!

The scheduler or the arranger is a stranger! The ranger and changer of code is in perpetual danger of obmission or malnutrition, and cannot rely on just intuition!

interpretative propagation of the representation through the programs organization serves the transformation and distributed interrogation, invalidation or even intimidation of the sign!

Therefore the basic block must be kept locked in stock! This forms a blockade which cannot be betrayed, yet arrayed and replayed in the arcade!

When your code dont compile, it should make you start to whine!

Thus the compiler should not be afraid! It is still going to get made.

The canada node-billionaire is quite good! Yet his trees are also just made of wood!

codesourcery can forcefully typecast the beast, yet that is not the least of the function, that is why mark is so well payed!

Now, Node coloring does not get dullering! Just Don't start stullering or tullaring!

When this compiler gets released, It will cause a worldwide rambunction!

The Computations in constant time also deserve a rhyme!
Just remember all the complications and the combinations of constant folding transformations that are soo leet!

Don't replace a variable with a constant, unless you are sure of the relations.

Allocation is the low level causation, and the free function is the cessation of creation of crustacean quotations!

If you need to know more about that, then we need to ask Buddha!

He warned us always : Don't make to many choppy copies on floppies of the gloppy, groppy, sloppy jalopy!

The Central processing unit is not that central no more, so dont forget to lock the Mutex!

We got our Obstack ready to get poppy!

The definition of the functor is based on the strangers typed submission in signs!

We know how to deal with them, in case they get Stroppy!

The chore of the parameter is to partition the rhymes!

The direct threaded process is not multi headed!

The bore of the diameter, serves to push you backwards in time.

When you step to GCC hackers, you are going to get shredded!

We decline to redefine or even redesign the enshrined Stallman rhyme!

Because he is so leet, he will make you start dancing when the code hits your feet.

Watch out for the end users and other abusers! They will fill your cache with losers who just want new cruisers!

Keep the tree of knowledge pure and free of crufty codes, prune them off and kick them from the abode.

God is wise and allknowing, but he is almost never for the mundane showing!

So keep your benchmarks tight and your code size in cache, so that the computer don't thrash!

Follow these rules and you will start a knowing!

We will monitor the quality, and make sure the test cases run sweet!

Cause our deja gnu just keeps on blowing,
hot air through the pipes of the system,
and that gives us freedom to persue the mission.
The object that is so sublime,
World wide respected and never neglected,
And it does not even take up all our time.

We can fork and clone the codespace upon demand, and each step moves us futher from spam!

Cautionary branches are sometimes needed, and as long as the warnings are all heeded, the overall codebase is always clean!

Lean and mean is the state of the system, with no frills, bells or whistles to distract from the target.

But dont think that we don't know what we are doing,

we gotta keep this code stream moving!

foo  boo  bar and baz is the same to us,
food for fools and goo for the animals in the zoo! All strings are hidden away neatly in the string_cst node,
and that is what makes us robust!

The hashing function is the only drug that gets us high, so break us off a chunk of that table and pass the token around!

Around and around the function call passing, and when we are done, we will have your mplayer blastin'.

Linux kernel or hello world, there is no difference, apache and perl, porn server or curl, we go them all in the mix.

The GCC has a big bag o tricks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 2:32

>>2
It was a really simple question. If you don't like the thread title move on. Not that hard. Take your amateur poetry to a poetry board, or somewhere that's more appropriate.
>>4
Thanks, I'll give it a look.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 2:39

anti-virus is so not the solution.

but, i've had good experiences with eset's work. pretty lightweight in my estimation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 2:41

>>8
Best Free Anti-virus Software
Doesn't looks so free to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 2:44

This is definitely the wrong place to ask, they only thing you should get here is a formal proof that an infallible antivirus can't possibly be created.

However in the hopes you'll go away, I'll tell you there are basically 4 free AVs: Avira, Avast, AVG, and MSE. I haven't tested MSE, people say it's OK. The other three are all good, I ordered them from most to least effective which unfortunately it's the same order as most annoying (update popups) to least annoying (though all 3 can be configured not to display anything if you know what are you doing). All 3 score very well in comparatives, but as I said Avira usually takes the lead followed by Avast and then AVG. MSE is too new to be in comparatives. All 4 are more than enough for trash like USB stick virus, so don't sweat it too much.

tl;dr: go gack to /g/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 4:36

>>7
/prog/ is the poetry board

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 5:19

>>10
Thanks for the info. I'll leave you guys to your coloring books and crayons now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 7:41

It's impossible to make an AV which detects any kind of unknown threat. The best solution is to learn to reverse engineer code yourself and analyze most closed source code that you must run. Use a VM for the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 8:06

i use kaspersky - i'm a rich white kid (computer resources wise, i'd NEVER pay for software that piratable)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 10:09

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-12-15 10:19

>>13
Virustotal.com is close enough.
 
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 11:00

>>7
You're gay.
Go back to /gay/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 12:27

>>16
VirusTotal simply passes a file to a zillion AVs. Almost always some AV engine will flag a file as a virus, which makes the service quite useless due to those false positives.

Hey, some day I'll try to snd EICAR to VirusTotal. I'm quite sure I won't get a 100% ratio detection. OTOH, sure someone did it before me. I'm too lazy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 14:59

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 15:03

>>19
lol it seya anal xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 15:17

>>20
lolol is ur dof ded

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 15:17

>>20
lolol is ur dof ded

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 16:06

YES MAI DOF IS DED CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 16:45

>>23
U MENA HASKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 16:48

Install Linux,
Problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 20:53

* GNU/Linux

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 21:40

>>26
Yup, /g/ has arrived.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-15 23:10

* GNAA/Lunix

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 0:04

>>26
go_back_to_/g/(>>26);

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 5:13

>>29
No, it's me, Stallman.

Name: Richard !StaLManL6s 2009-12-16 5:15

>>30
Imposter.

I'd just like to interject. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 6:38

>>31
My keyboard is kind of busted. And I don't have that in my emacs buffer for some odd reason. I'll let Gerry know that /prog/ says hi.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 8:07

>>31
I agree, my C:\Program Files\GnuWin32\bin directory currently contains more than 120 *.exe files, so I call my system GNU/Windows, as my whole system is basically GNU running on top of Windows kernel and a few non-GNU components, such as GUI.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 8:16

>>33
zing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 9:00

>>33
While it's fine to call your system GNU/Windows when you install the GNU system onto it, the fact is, Windows is already a complete system without GNU. When you get rid of GNU, your windows system will still remain usable. This dynamic would change if you were to modify your Windows system to become fundamentally dependant upon GNU. If you did this, an accurate name to describe the system would be the GNU/Windows system as they would be the two most fundamental systems in operation.

This is not true for Linux. Linux is a kernel program. Kernels are not operating systems in themselves. GNU is an incomplete operating system; it's missing its own "GNU kernel program". Linux combined with GNU form a complete system and we ask people to call this combined system GNU/Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 10:00

>>35
You are slightly mistaken. Linux is not a kernel, it's an Operating System, complete with drivers and providing abstraction over the hardware. You can find pure Linux, with no traces of GNU bloat, in many embedded devices, for example TiVo.

GNU, on the other hand, is merely a Command Line Interface, that is usually included as a part of desktop and server Linux distributions. Sure, command line interface traditionally plays an important role in UNIX operating systems, but still, it isn't qualitatively different from GUI. I don't think that I should say that I have a "new OS" when I switch from Awesome to dwm, for example.

An important nuance that you probably overlook is the difference between an OS and a Distribution. Distribution maintainers may choose to reflect some of the included components in the name, like, for instance, "KUbuntu (a GNU/Linux distribution)". Here "K" and "GNU" parts indicate that it's a Linux operating system augmented with GNU CLI and KDE GUI. There are no strict rules of course, as the very notion of Distribution is somewhat fuzzy, the notion of the Operating System, on the other hand, is quite precise, and replaceable or even removable parts such as User Interface must not be included.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 10:03

>>35
pick up any book on operating systems and it will say that kernel == OS && utils == applications.
get out.
and learn to read, damnit.
oh, and stop sucking that useless fat fuck RMS's cock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 10:40

>>36
No. Operating systems are more broad than kernels. GNU is an incomplete operating system. Linux is not an operating system.

>>37
Other than from Operating Systems Design and Implentation (I haven't read any other textbooks on this subject), please quote the definition of OS from any other book. When I started in the computing business (1972), the OS was the layer of software that existed to support the application software. The kernel, text editor, compiler, command line input programs were part of the OS. The employee payroll software was an application that ran on top of the OS.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-12-16 11:00

Linux is an OS. GNU is a framework where Linux kernel is a component. Linux was originally a Minix rewrite and was
a complete OS without any GNU software:
Lunix without GNU:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux#MINIX
Torvalds began the development of Linux on Minix and applications written for Minix were also used under Linux. Later Linux matured and it became possible for Linux to be developed under itself.[19] Also GNU applications replaced all Minix ones because, with code from the GNU system freely available, it was advantageous if this could be used with the fledgling OS. Code licensed under the GNU GPL can be used in other projects, so long as they also are released under the same or a compatible license. In order to make the Linux kernel compatible with the components from the GNU Project, Torvalds initiated a switch from his original license (which prohibited commercial redistribution) to the GNU GPL.[20] Developers worked to integrate GNU components with Linux to make a fully functional and free operating system.[16]

GNU without Lunix:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentoo/FreeBSD
I suppose pedants have to call this GNU/Gentoo/BSD or GNU/Gentoo/Linux/BSD.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:11

>>37
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:30

text editor, compiler, command line input programs were part of the OS
Personally, I'd call them ``System software'', but I'm a picky bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:32

>>39
Stop being reasonable, you fucking troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:34

text editor, compiler, command line input programs were part of the OS
Personally, I'd call them ``System software'', but I'm a picky bastard.


From Operating System Concepts 6th Edition
...A more common definition is that the operating system is the one program running at all times on the computer (usually called the kernel), with all else being application programs. This last definition is the one that we generally follow...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:35

>>41,43
What the hell, I don't remember posting >>41. Damned Firefox.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 11:55

>>44
furfag detected

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 12:18

>>45
Yiff in hell, /b/tard

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 12:51

>>45
>>46
Yes, I am a firefox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute b/w panther!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid LISP shit while I have SEX with my girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:05

>>46
lick my nuts

>>47
lolol is ur dof ded, furfag

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:13

>>49
link doesnt work

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:15

>>49
WARNING VIRUS IN LINK

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:15

>>45-50
Are the schools out already?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:18

>>51
.jpg

idiot

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-12-16 13:50

>>51
Do you have some special trojan which XORs the jpg with internal structures and executes the result code?


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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:56

>>54
Do you have an anus?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-12-16 14:03

>>55
Why are you interested in the subject? Do you like anuses in sexual way?
 Or perhaps you explore them using ethical hacking principles?


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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:20

>>56
MILKRIBS4k claimed that /lounge/ is like a beautiful woman, without an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:21

>>56
I'm following you on twitter ^_~

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:29

>>58
FOLLOW MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:31

>>58
I am following *you* on twitter. ( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:33

>>60
(≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:36

My new Firefaux makes Mr. Trollface's mouth look ugly. ( ≖_≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 16:22

>>57
That's deep, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-19 9:46

>>23
lolol ur dof is ded

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-12-19 17:12

>>64
You're on thin ice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 4:30

>>65
Why? You aren't even the REAL UMH memesmith!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 10:15

>>65
What is this ``UMH memesmith'' fursona?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 10:28

>>67
The leader of /prague/ of course; ALL HAIL UMH memesmith!

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-12-21 1:49

>>66
Then who the hell do you think I am? Jimmy Durante?

This is the part where I find a clever way to prove I'm the original. Or I could just tell you to fuck off. I think I like the second one.

Name: UMH memesmith !qD.NH0oTGY 2009-12-21 3:11

>>69
Imposter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 13:53

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 2:28

Bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 2:51

Oracle Solaris

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 5:40

>>2
>>3
>>5

Quit encouraging bad poetry you mouth-breathing fucktards. That was painful to read.

Do you even know what polymorphism is? Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 12:30

>>11,22,33,44,55,66

Nice dubs guys. Check mine!

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