Not sure if this is the most appropriate forum, but I was wondering if anyone can recommend a decent freeware anti-virus software.
Been using Avast and was told there are better alternatives...
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Anonymous2009-12-14 5:57
This thread sucks. I will use it to recite more of my poetry.
Beware! A dangerous rogue
He stole my new POG
He crashed my phone
He beat up all my pokémon
He met Russian mafiosi
They asked, son, are you down?
They asked, son, can it be done?
He just took it easy.
Five computers at is place
Possess each a thousand more
They said, son, that's ace.
They asked, son, what else in store?
Polymorphism, here begins the arms race
DDOS, enemies won't be up anymore.
Gay porn, let's plant some disgrace.
Bank accounts, something to explore.
SETI, let's find them in space.
Deleting stuff, maybe that's uncalled for.
I punched him in the face.
He was not that hardcore.
drinking alcohol and programming
is all what i need to live
dont need no food or anything
smooth code is all i give
fuck this boring shitty buggy reality
i will make my own out of 1s and 0s
in my own world where all i wish can be
where i can create my villains and heros
to collect the fruits from the tree of knowledge, is the mission.
The caste of those who are in the AST are vast.
From the oldest clay tablets to the newest bazar branches, they are one in the same from our position.
onced amassed, the AST will last and serve as a mast,
upon which to hoist the flag of freedom.
The flag is raised on montag zig-zag when we enter into the conflagration of the compilation.
We are the warriors of geekdom!
Semantics of the steps are expressed in the tree,
oh say can you see, the GPL from America will set you free? Yes Way!
The Copyright is not our only salvation, thanks to microsoft, we now got the D M C A!
St. Aho, St. Sethi, and the holy Jeffrey D. Ullman will help us slay the dragon of complexity.
So we say, god bless Murry Hill and Summit New Jersey! Good old A T and T!
The compilation is a process that reduces the complexity of computation via concentration on the pendantic condemnation of error nodes in the code.
Just watch out or we will add your new fangled patterns to our database of lex!
The process of trial and error is replaced by a procedure of pure terror.
The gcc revolucionario is the bancario of the dictatario.
All you can do is get Vexed when we start to Flex.
The from terror petrified errors are removed in the SCENARIO of ontario!
The algorithm gives Rhythm to my Rhyme.
And kernighan and ritchie give us syntax on time!
Just don't let my Algorithm make you Argo!
The rule and the meter, are known only to st. peter.
Now peterpaul from senegaul likes to call the method via the this pointer.
to LOAD the reference of the methode from the register is the technique that is not unique.
We know from Van Neuman they are all just jumps over the bumps.
Abdul and Boole both knew the tools of the trade.
But the decomposition of the mathematician can be offset by the juxtaposition of the tree so that they don't fade.
The code is stored in the block! If you load the code via the node, you will get the whole flip mode squad.
But not at once, that would be too concrete, the meaning has to take the backseat.
When we compile doom, then you end up with a whole wad!
The meaning is just leaning on the screening, preening and even weaning of the encoding.
But in reality we are just convening on the meaning, and machining and sometimes throwing exceptions!
The monkey of the AST climbs and traverses the trees, jumping from branch to branch.
But the exceptions might make him fall as if stung by african killer bees!
The forest is sorerest where there are no fruit!
That comprises the content of the transmission and even the nutrition of the mathematician by definition!
Otherwise, the point is moot!
The blanch branch on the ranch is just one in the batch, and can be only found by the root.
The APPLICATION of the ration for the haitian is the damnation of his station!
So he has gotta get in there and just grab the loot!
The competition for the nutrition creates a partition, solved only by the patrician under admission and condition of contrition!
The scheduler or the arranger is a stranger! The ranger and changer of code is in perpetual danger of obmission or malnutrition, and cannot rely on just intuition!
interpretative propagation of the representation through the programs organization serves the transformation and distributed interrogation, invalidation or even intimidation of the sign!
Therefore the basic block must be kept locked in stock! This forms a blockade which cannot be betrayed, yet arrayed and replayed in the arcade!
When your code dont compile, it should make you start to whine!
Thus the compiler should not be afraid! It is still going to get made.
The canada node-billionaire is quite good! Yet his trees are also just made of wood!
codesourcery can forcefully typecast the beast, yet that is not the least of the function, that is why mark is so well payed!
Now, Node coloring does not get dullering! Just Don't start stullering or tullaring!
When this compiler gets released, It will cause a worldwide rambunction!
The Computations in constant time also deserve a rhyme!
Just remember all the complications and the combinations of constant folding transformations that are soo leet!
Don't replace a variable with a constant, unless you are sure of the relations.
Allocation is the low level causation, and the free function is the cessation of creation of crustacean quotations!
If you need to know more about that, then we need to ask Buddha!
He warned us always : Don't make to many choppy copies on floppies of the gloppy, groppy, sloppy jalopy!
The Central processing unit is not that central no more, so dont forget to lock the Mutex!
We got our Obstack ready to get poppy!
The definition of the functor is based on the strangers typed submission in signs!
We know how to deal with them, in case they get Stroppy!
The chore of the parameter is to partition the rhymes!
The direct threaded process is not multi headed!
The bore of the diameter, serves to push you backwards in time.
When you step to GCC hackers, you are going to get shredded!
We decline to redefine or even redesign the enshrined Stallman rhyme!
Because he is so leet, he will make you start dancing when the code hits your feet.
Watch out for the end users and other abusers! They will fill your cache with losers who just want new cruisers!
Keep the tree of knowledge pure and free of crufty codes, prune them off and kick them from the abode.
God is wise and allknowing, but he is almost never for the mundane showing!
So keep your benchmarks tight and your code size in cache, so that the computer don't thrash!
Follow these rules and you will start a knowing!
We will monitor the quality, and make sure the test cases run sweet!
Cause our deja gnu just keeps on blowing,
hot air through the pipes of the system,
and that gives us freedom to persue the mission.
The object that is so sublime,
World wide respected and never neglected,
And it does not even take up all our time.
We can fork and clone the codespace upon demand, and each step moves us futher from spam!
Cautionary branches are sometimes needed, and as long as the warnings are all heeded, the overall codebase is always clean!
Lean and mean is the state of the system, with no frills, bells or whistles to distract from the target.
But dont think that we don't know what we are doing,
we gotta keep this code stream moving!
foo boo bar and baz is the same to us,
food for fools and goo for the animals in the zoo! All strings are hidden away neatly in the string_cst node,
and that is what makes us robust!
The hashing function is the only drug that gets us high, so break us off a chunk of that table and pass the token around!
Around and around the function call passing, and when we are done, we will have your mplayer blastin'.
Linux kernel or hello world, there is no difference, apache and perl, porn server or curl, we go them all in the mix.
The GCC has a big bag o tricks!
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Anonymous2009-12-15 2:32
>>2
It was a really simple question. If you don't like the thread title move on. Not that hard. Take your amateur poetry to a poetry board, or somewhere that's more appropriate. >>4
Thanks, I'll give it a look.
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Anonymous2009-12-15 2:39
anti-virus is so not the solution.
but, i've had good experiences with eset's work. pretty lightweight in my estimation.
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Anonymous2009-12-15 2:41
>>8 Best Free Anti-virus Software
Doesn't looks so free to me.
This is definitely the wrong place to ask, they only thing you should get here is a formal proof that an infallible antivirus can't possibly be created.