I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-28 8:32
`(OvO)'
O'RLY??
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-28 9:31
If I gave you some source code, could you write a program that would decide if it had an infinite loop definitively?
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-28 12:15
YES
the program would look like
PRINT "true";
or
PRINT "false";
depending on the source code you give me.
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Anonymous2007-01-28 12:58
I have 30 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an x86 assembler in assembler when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
I have 300 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an x86 assembler in assembler when I was 6 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
I have over 9000 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote 90% of the software released since I was 2 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-28 16:49
I hacked for God when he made the Earth.
I know your every reaction and move.
Furries and scat lovers are my "Easter Eggs"
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Anonymous2007-01-29 1:19
I have over 32,767 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote Windows Vista using nothing but vi, make, and gcc.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-29 2:22
I have over 65,535 years programming experience writing XBOX-SIZED programs that you couldn't even begin to comprehend with 100% of your brains. I wrote the first ANSI C compiler when I was -12 years old, using ANSI C.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-01-29 2:37
LOL your methods have undefined behaviour you fail.
I am the bone of my editor.
ascii is my body, and binary is my blood.
I have created over a thousand shell scripts.
Unknown to sigkill.
Nor known to sigquit.
Have withstood pain to create many functions.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I type, "Unlimited Hacker Works."
>>20
UTF-16 makes you weeaboo. Quit being a fucking weeaboo, shithead.
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Anonymous2007-01-29 14:43
Half of my functions are anonymous.
win
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Anonymous2007-01-29 15:29
>>21
UTF-16 is the sane solution for string manipulation. Save for surrogates, which are seldom used and you can very well afford the effects if you want to use them, you have O(1) length (with a decent strings library) and O(1) indexing.
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Anonymous2007-01-29 15:47
I have over 9000 lifetimes of fapping experience writing HUGE Penis that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote 90% of the penis released since I was 2 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT FAPPER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-29 15:54
I am an expert coprogrammer. You may have seen my work in public toilets the world over!
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Anonymous2007-01-29 15:55
>>23
You're talking about UCS-2 there, dude. UTF-16 can still have extension words.
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Anonymous2007-01-29 17:05
FUCKING ENCODING FAGS GTFO IM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
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Anonymous2007-01-29 20:13
>>26
No, he mentioned the 'extension words'; they're called surrogate pairs. Of course, you can't really have both surrogate support and O(1) indexing (unless you keep a pointer to every single character). You can optimize your implementation though. You could keep a flag that indicates whether the string doesn't have surrogate pairs (indexing is O(1)), has only surrogate pairs (also O(1)), or is mixed (indexing becomes more difficult). If you have long mixed strings and really need fast indexing for some reason, that's still fairly easy to optimize (eg. keep a table with pointers to every Nth char.. I suppose this would also be O(1)).
As for O(1) length, that's completely trivial, you just keep a separate byte count and char count in your string object.
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Anonymous2007-01-29 20:37
>>28
Ok, sure, that'll still be O(1), if orders of magnitude slower than a simple "lea eax,[ebx+ecx*1]" or some such. Then again, long as you're cache-bound I suppose it doesn't make a difference, and for processing text one character at a time there's not much competition.
I'd likely do it with UCS-4 though. It's only twice as hueg as UCS-2 and applications generally don't have enough strings for it to make much of a difference.
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Anonymous2007-01-30 3:35
BIG O NOTATION MEASURES ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE MORON
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Anonymous2007-01-30 18:20
>>26
I already said that in >>23, so you failed at reading or knowledge of Unicode. >>23 Save for surrogates
Is anyone on this board NOT an expert programmer??
Name:
Anonymous2007-01-31 8:47
ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME, BECAUSE IM EDIBACA/
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Anonymous2007-01-31 14:24
I have over 1 month programming experience, and I wrote Windows XP when I was 42.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMER, and 97% of the planet uses my OS.
IF YOU WROTE PRGRMS IN FORTRN YOUD KNOW YOU CANT USE ANY WORDS LONGER THAN SIX LTTERS
AT LEAST YOU KNOW ENOUGH FORTRN TO WRITE ALL YOUR WORDS IN CPITAL LTTERS
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Anonymous2007-02-04 18:00
I have over 100 000 years programming experience, and I wrote MS-DOS, Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows NT, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Vienna, Unix, GNU/linux, mac OS during the same day when I was 3.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
I have over 1<<128 years programming experience, and I toggled in my first OS using self-modifying algorithms in x86_64 hex bytecode using a hairpin on the motherboard 3 seconds after I exited my mothers vagina. It was so blazingly fast that it could divide by zero and give an accurate answer, and included a 5 dimensional GUI that only I could use without having my brain fried because of the vast complexity.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-05 0:54
I have over 1<<129 years programming experience, and I toggled in my first OS using self-modifying algorithms in x86_64 hex bytecode using a hairpin on the motherboard 2.99999999E+9999999999999999999999 seconds after I exited my mothers vagina. It was so blazingly fast that it could divide by zero and give an accurate answer, and included a 5.1 dimensional GUI that only I could use without having my brain fried because of the vast complexity.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name: Email:
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-05 1:47
Is it possible to have fractional dimensions?
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Anonymous2007-02-05 1:59
>>55
Current GUIs are sometimes said to have 2.1 dimensions because you can layer windows above and below each other, but it's not a full 3 dimensions of freedom.
Yes, I am a Master Programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my bianary soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute VB/NET Programmer!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the internet and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid JAVA shit while I program SEX with my boyfriend.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 8:55
>>60
O______________________o
im a vm/net programmer and my bf considers himself a master.. wonder if thats you
HI I AM LINUX TARBALLS FOUNDER AND CEO OF LINUX ENTERPRISES. I HAVE 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WRITING HUGE OSES AND I WROTE THEM ALL UPON EXITING THE MANHOLE OF MY MOTHER WITH GODSPEED. MY NOT YET DEVELOPED MANHOOD DEVELOPED IN AN INSTANT TO THE GIRTH AND LENGTH SO FAMILIAR TO THE WOMEN OF THE EARTH TODAY. UTILIZING IT I COMPILED A KERNEL AND MAULED MY MOTHER SENSELESS WITH POST HASTE. SHE GENTLY ASKED ME NOT TO GO BACK FROM WHERE I CAME AND I OBLIGED BY ONLY SHOVING MY MASSIVE MANHOOD UP HER UTERUS. STILL INEXPERIENCED, MY SYSTEM LOAD REACHED CRITICAL MASS AND A DATA PORT WAS OPENED WHICH THROUGH CAME A STREAM OF STICKY WHITE BYTES, COMPLETELY FILLING UP HER FLOPPY DRIVE. THIS WAS THE TIME BEFORE THERE WERE HUGE FUCKING HARDDRIVES SO I LET THE NEVERENDING ENTER HER MOLEHILL, KILLING GENERATIONS OF MOLES IN THE PROGRESS. HAVING EMPTIED MY VESSEL, I LET OUT A FIENDISH CRY AND STARTED SUCKING AND BITING HER NIPPLES, OUT CAME THE DRINK OF GODS. MY MOTHER BEING OF THE SAME FLESH AND BLOOD AS ME, DID NOT DISAPPOINT -- THE DIVINE FLOOD FILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH ITS SWEET LIQUOR, I UNABLE TO DRINK IT ALL, SPENT FIVE MINUTES WRITING WINDOWS VISTA AND ITS PREQUELS WHILE WAITING FOR IT TO DRY AWAY. I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ANY REASONS FOR MY ARGUMENTS, I GUARANTEE IT.
Actually, UTF-18 would be the ideal representation format if we had processors with 18, 36 or 72-bit registers. I wish that happened. Oh and death to the byte, just an invention of an amerifag who had his head too far up his arse to notice there are other languages in the world.
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Anonymous2007-02-06 17:35
seriously, who gives a fuck
you can express UTF-8 as a series of BYTES, EXPLAIN THAT MR ASSHOLE
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Anonymous2007-02-06 18:07
Byte = amerifag shit
ASCII = amerifag shit
Unicode should have been a standard from the start, and we should have grouped bits in sets of 18, giving 18 bit bytes and 18 bit block addressing. Sure, we'd require three lines to select 18 bit columns in memory and such, wasting values 18-23, but who the fuck cares if it would have saved ALL the encoding insanity and the 83459279082893478789045253470982345078953478903429875673452 character sets there are.
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Anonymous2007-02-06 19:16
>>69
lol, looks like someone just learned what registers are and came to complain, despite not knowing any about how processors are designed
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-07 1:50
>>71
Sorry, but in the 8-bit days (where it all started) there wasn't enough ROOM for 16/24/32 wide character data types, when 4k of RAM cost $499 and such.
It's the fucking Chinese's fault for having 56,000 goddamn characters in their fucking language. If it wasn't for their communist asses Unicode could go suck it.
>>75
Less so in fact. The French are socialist pigs with something like 25% unemployment thanks to government gouging the economy. At least China has an economy.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-07 5:54
>>72
Looks like you have your 8 bit head too far up your ass... BTW, there have been machines with word sizes that weren't powers of 2, such as 36.
>>73
Memory wouldn't be too much expensive because you wouldn't be increasing its capacity, but modifying its column size, and it'd be pretty much the same later on. Buses would be more expensive at first, but who cares, look at what you're getting.
As for Unicode being the Chinese fault: fail. Fail hard. Epic proportions hard. In other words, American.
First, it's not only the Chinese but the Japanese, Korean, Thai, and a dozen more languages. Second, even if they didn't exist, 8 bytes would be the shit. Europe alone requires more than 256 characters, and different character sets are a fugly as shit hack invented by Americans so that they would be able to trade with all European countries (because the first 128 amerifags use are the same) but European countries wouldn't be able to talk to each other.
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Anonymous2007-02-07 6:34
>>77
it's not so clear cut, as there's, say, plan 9 from bell labs that was made by amerifags too, but had better utf-8 support back in the day than any modern OS *now*. afaik japanese also prefer sjis over unicode
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-07 7:23
>>78
Plan9 was not made by rednecks, but by resepctable Americans.
Japs who prefer SJIS have a penis complex.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-07 7:35
>>79
everyone knows that all americans are pigs, and, those that aren't, have taken refuge in tiny, isolated pockets, and wouldn't be making an os. you're obviously a retarded pig too, as clearly indicated by your crippled spelling, humor and reasoning
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Anonymous2007-02-07 17:51
fuck this, this threads gone to shit needs more expert programmers
Needs more neckbeard.
If one does not have a neckbeard, they will be provided one at the door.
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Anonymous2007-02-08 21:07
Only expert unix programmers have neckbeards. Expert windows programmers have glasses and a bad complexion.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 3:02
GET YO NECKBEERD
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 4:29
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 10:48
I have 200k years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend using ASCII. I wrote HL2 using an x86 assembler yesterday.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 20:21
I wrote the universe.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am GOD.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 21:42
i dont know shit about computers i just post on 4chan and stroke my cock
I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs WITHOUT FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE that you couldnt even comprehend. I designed and implemented a HYPER-SPACE ROBOT when I was 10 years old!
You should just accept forced indentation of code because I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-11 10:55
>>95
the problem is that most kids on this board don't have any kind of experience even if they talk all the time about their thousand's version of the Fibonacci version written in Haskell.
>>98
the canonical way to write that is with zeros, therefore, you fail the infallibility test, and correspondingly the supreme expertise test. a fail is you, ramen.
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IBeatYouAllAtProg2007-02-11 18:20
100GET in a pointless thread
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Anonymous2007-02-12 5:51
I have over two hours programming experience writing some program that I couldnt even comprehend. I wrote some shit that is kinda hard to explain what it does.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am going to be an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. One day.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 5:52
THIS THREAD IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /PROG/
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Anonymous2007-02-12 7:21
No, you're the cancer sir.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 8:14
OP here just nice to see that I can program you people just like I can program computers.
because
as you know
I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
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Anonymous2007-02-12 16:42
I have over 20 years programming experience in JAVA. I wrote programs for BIG ENTERPRISES that you could even comprehend the amount of money i made using JAVA.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT JAVA PROGRAMMER.
>>106
I can't believe you find that amusing. Did you just write ``XD'' without actually imagining what a Certified Java Expert Enterprise Programmer is? Most mortal programmers faint when reading normal Java programmers' code -- the expert's code is worse by several magnitudes -- often beyond the comprehension of a mere mortal. That's not all -- usually, the code actually works (just for the general case of course, corner cases may or may not work, if they do, the programmer was just lucky)!
just for the general case of course, corner cases may or may not work
BS it works just for the general case; the moment they go to a different part, they fuck up the general case too. Take it from experience, I've seen enough programs fuck up because things were clicked in a different order.
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Anonymous2007-02-20 20:47 ID:To93K2Sy
I have 0e-1 years programming experience writing Programs so TINY that you couldnt even comprehend how I got them to compile. I have customized my blue screen of death, it is now chartreuse.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I a-
A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated.
* Press any key to terminate the current application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.
Press any key to continue _
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Anonymous2007-02-21 0:53 ID:gVUz0RC9
>>114
Windows 9x... Yeah, I can see how a customized BSOD would relieve some of the repetitiveness of your tasks.
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Anonymous2007-02-21 14:04 ID:4OOCE6yq
>>115 hehe, you should see my boot screen... cause if your gonna spend hours basking in it's warm glow, it might as well look friendly...
HELLO I AM STEPHEN HAWKING THE RETARDED EXPERT PROGRAMMER JOIN MY COMMUNITY OF RETARDED EXPERT PROGRAMMERS IF YOU PAY ME ENOUGH I WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO A PRIVATE AREA OF ENTERPRISE-GRADE TECHNIQUES IN SYNERGY WITH BEST-PRACTICE STANDARDS DEVELOPED BY A GROUP OF SENIOR PROGRAMMERS WITH DECADES OF PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMING EXPERTISE SEMI-COLON CLOSING-PARENTHESIS
H T T P COLON SLASH DIS DOT FOURCHAN DOT ORG SLASH PROG SLASH
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Anonymous2007-03-02 4:55 ID:ngweuV9B
>>121
Win, but cruel
P.S.: He's smarter than you and I combined, as well as >>1-122 and post n in thread m for all n in thread m length and m in forum length.
I have 1337 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote windows vienna in assembler when i was -12061.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
>>132
W-what!? I started this thread, and the whole expert programmer meme!
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Anonymous2007-03-22 9:13 ID:Q3r0NZZj
>>133
dude.. you have parkinsons, you didnt start this (I the OP of this thread also started forced indentation of code, thread over)
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Anonymous2007-03-22 10:09 ID:xXLy6kDW
I am the one who started alll 4chan's memes. I am the supreme god of your memes, and can predict which memes are to come. Respect me, or you will be the next meme.
I have over 10 years reverse code engineering experience, reversing HUEG programs that you couldn't even comprehend. I reversed the Windows OS when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT REVERSER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-03-26 9:24 ID:TnZm4O2h
I have 20 years game designing experience writing HUGE games that you couldnt even imagine. I wrote an NHL hockey game when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT GAME DESIGNER WITH OVER 15000 IDEAS.
cout<<"HELLO, MR.CUMBERDALE";
3 DAYS AGO, I SAW AN EXAMPLE ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND OUT BY MYSELF HOW TO MODIFY IT AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT 10 MINUTES I AM BETTER THAN YOU GUYS I AM TRYING TO MAKE A HANGMAN GAME BUT IT'S REALLY HARD HOW DO YOU USE FILES LOL ! WHATEVER SINCE IM BETTER THAN YOU YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY IMPRESSED BY MY LAST GAME CALLED VARIABLE_EXAMPLE.EXE LIKE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE A NUMBER THEN IT SAYS IF THE NUMBER CHOOSEN BY THE COMPUTER IS BIGGER OR SMALLER THEN YOU CHOOSE A NEW NUMBER AND IT SAYS IF ITS BIGGER OR SMALLER AND YOU HAVE TO FIND THE NUMBER CHOOSEN BY THE COMPUTER LIKE THAT I BET YOU CAN'T DO AS GOOD AS ME ! WELL I AM THE BEST TELL ME HOW YOU ARE IMPRESSED I ONLY PROGRAM SINCE 3 DAYS ! NEXT WEEK I'LL TRY TO MAKE HL3 BECAUSE I KNOW HL2 IS MADE IN C++
>>146
AR OH EFF ELL COMMA AYE EM AITCH OH COLON PARENTHESIS
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Anonymous2007-04-13 17:51 ID:rQdjy4tE
I have 20 years trolling experience posting FAMOUS memes that you couldnt even comprehend. I started the forced indentation meme when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT TROLLER.
Yes, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my SICP copy long ago and I am happy together with my optimizing compiler (who is a not GNU!). We have a fucking lot of projects in and outside of the internet and I am pretty smart and clean looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and code your stupid Java shit while I have SEX with myself.
>>180
I programmed the universe, therefore, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
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Anonymous2007-04-29 5:59 ID:tRJI56bP
Nobody needs programmers anymore, even expert programmers. I'm past programming. I am to programming what postmodernism is to modernism. I am an EXPERT SOLUTIONS PROVIDER.
I programmed God in BASIC. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT CREATOR.
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Anonymous2007-04-29 10:36 ID:wp+Onx58
I HAVE 12 GAJILLION YEARS PROGRAMMING ADVANCED SOFTWARE AND USING EMERGE TO INSTALL PROGRAMS ALSO I CAN ALSO USE VIM AND EMACS AT THE SAME TIMES
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Anonymous2007-04-29 12:46 ID:uVnCQcCt
>>185
I programmed you in Java. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT DEVELOPER.
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Anonymous2007-04-29 13:02 ID:r2+fjcG7
>>187
I programmed that condom-production machine which made that condom which broke while your dad was banging your mom, and that's why you're standing here. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT DEVELOPER MAKER.
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Anonymous2007-04-29 13:31 ID:uVnCQcCt
>>188
I programmed you and technically you're the reason why I was created. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT TIME PARADOX.
I have 20 years homosexual experience writing HUGE Dicks that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an penis when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT HOMOSEXUAL.
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Anonymous2007-05-20 16:21 ID:lPXVdQyG
It's kinda like... player A is playing chess with player B. Player B suddenly starts moving pieces in odd ways, as A tries to tell him the moves are illegal, and then B is throwing pieces around and proclaiming that there is no such thing as chess because they can't even agree on what the rules are.
>>199
you have been bumped
stop trolling this fucking thread
Name:
Anonymous2007-05-25 12:29 ID:a/A0q+IC
201GET
Name:
Anonymous2007-05-25 12:50 ID:9jKD446I
no
Name:
Anonymous2007-05-25 13:51 ID:GD9qQDk9
I have OVER 9000 years of programming experience writing XBOX HUEG Programs that you couldn't even comprehend with even 100% of your brains. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was -33 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
Name:
Anonymous2007-05-25 16:07 ID:PrMqvLQZ
I have 20 years web site designing experience writing HUGE websites in HTML and CSS that you couldn't even comprehend. I've read HTML for Dummies when I was 5 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT WEB SITE DESIGNER.
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Anonymous2007-05-25 16:59 ID:8vsFU92B
I have 14 billion years experience in writing COSMIC programs that the united efforts of humanity can't even come close to comprehending. 13.7 billion years ago I wrote the reality.
You should just accept everything i say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an OMNIPOTENT PROGRAMMER and if i'm wrong it won't be so for very long.
I have 20 years posting in forums experience writing HUGE posts with complicated BBcode procedures that you couldnt even comprehend. I invented the [b] tag when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.
READ THIS CAREFULLY BEFORE CHANGING THE FOLLOWING CODE!
THIS CODE SEGMENT HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED. IT IS VERY UNLIKELY THAT YOU
WANT TO CHANGE IT. IF SO DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS CODE IS
OPTIMIZED BEYOND READABILITY. IT MAY HAPPEN YOU DO NOT FULLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES. IF YOU REACH THAT CONCLUSION YOU ARE ADVICED
TO BACK OFF FROM CHANGING THIS CODE SEGEMENT.
>>231
I don't like it. "DESU" ++ cycle " DESU" would handle the conceptual whitespace issue better.
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Anonymous2007-05-30 6:20 ID:3zFug79M
LISTEN YOU FUCKING BICKERING HASKELL FAGGOTS I DONT CARE OR GIVE A SHIT THIS MY EXPERT PROGRAMMERS THREAD NOT "IM A FAGGOT LETS DISCUSS ALGORITHMS" THREAD. FUCKOFF
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.
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Anonymous2007-06-21 21:38 ID:3DlPpv+0
WELCOME TO THE PAST BITCHES. FUCKING BUMP.
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Anonymous2007-06-21 21:45 ID:iLN2704U
>>263
Shut up or I'll skullfuck you against a concrete wall.
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Anonymous2007-06-21 22:41 ID:D1Uxv3ow
>>263
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.
Name:
Anonymous2007-06-21 23:19 ID:XzZKiJcQ
the past? if the last post is 10 days old, it's NOT PAST ENOUGH
Illumination. You acquire a deep understanding of programming and transcend it, to the point you no longer need to program. Processes, or the definitions of processes, or the definitions of processes defining processes occur in your brain, not in a sequential manner, but all at once. You suddenly realize you know every possible process, and you are no longer interested in its results, so you stop programming and just meditate on the univeral knowledge you forged. To procure food, you can do some menial work in inferior programming languages - you no longer care which - but in your spare time, you simply meditate.
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Anonymous2007-07-27 14:56 ID:KXyY7RRr
>>269
Lol, I wrote that text in the Satori outburst week, helping to create the Satori meme.
You are BRAGGING about starting memes - a joke that's supposed
to get funnier by telling it more? Hundreds of times?
This is a new kind of idiot.
This is electroshock idiot.
Chemical castration idiot.
Cut out the cancer of society idiot.
This is stupidity that transcends irritation.
This is dangerous stupidity.
The kind we used to lock away because they were a threat to themselves and others.
THAT is whom we are trying to reason with when we explain programming in here. No wonder every attempt at rational discussion turns to crap.
If there are any sane people left, leave this place and don't ever look back.
Leave.
Now.
I seek a position as a Senior Software Engineer, Technical or Team Leader or Software Engineering Manager. I will accept either a permanent or hourly contract position and can relocate anywhere in Canada or the United States.
I have nineteen years experience in the software industry, eight of them self-employed as a software consultant. I have written and shipped many, many high-quality commercial software applications, including embedded firmware, shrink-wrap desktop products, web server applications and operating systems.
I have extensive experience coding in C++, C and bb code, and also know Python (one word, the forced indentation of code), Java and C# .Net for both server and GUI applications. My operating system experience includes:
>>282
You've just summarized in one short sentence how I've felt for years.
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Anonymous2007-07-29 22:05 ID:HGJHB0KJ
>>284
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.
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Anonymous2007-07-30 1:28 ID:9EbGPQu8
>>288 Unaware of Python. Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
LOL, I've never tried either.
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newbie2007-07-30 1:56 ID:9B4KmGQX
if you are an expert, then how do you make this program read the smallest number?
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include 'emu8086.inc'
org 100h ; set location counter to 100h
jmp CodeStart
DataStart:
promptMsg db "enter a number> ", 0
minMsg db "the smallest number is ", 0
newline db 13, 10, 0
num1 dw ?
num2 dw ?
CodeStart:
; prompt user to enter in a number
mov si, offset promptMsg
call print_string
; read in the number into cx
call scan_num
; move the number to a variable
mov num1, cx
; advance cursor to the next line
mov si, offset newline
call print_string
; prompt user to enter in a number
mov si, offset promptMsg
call print_string
; read in the number into cx
call scan_num
; move the number to a variable
mov num2, cx
; advance cursor to the next line
mov si, offset newline
call print_string
; print min message
mov si, offset minMsg
call print_string
>>307
close enough. it's not like we're actually programming here.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 22:28
yay this threa rules
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Anonymous2007-12-02 22:30
>>306
I do actually, I basically ruined /prog/ which used to be a kind of "useful" forum where a bunch of unthinking programmers actually tried to help out, this was before I showed up.
I just reread the whole thread and it was so beautiful I had to cry a little.
Also, I miss the IDs ;_;
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Anonymous2008-01-11 13:12
>>344 read >>1-343
After you think you understood it, read again.
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Anonymous2008-01-11 14:27
>>345
Failed attempt at giving ``>>m read >>n
After you think you understood it, read again.'' a meme status.
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Anonymous2008-03-07 16:00
wut?
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Anonymous2008-03-07 16:06
I am a fucking [b][u]EXPERT PROGRAMMER[/b][/u], i wrote my first ANSI C compiler at 12 years old. The vastness of the many applications i've written is beyond the comprehensions of you feeble minded fools.
I've worked with professional programming for over 25 years and do not have to give reasons for my arguments for i have achieved satori.
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Anonymous2008-03-08 3:30
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var suffix = ".html"
// **** javascript:IPcatch:subject?Source_code_violator ****
var pass_msg = "Password: ";
function go_there() {
location.href = document.pass_form.pass.value + suffix;
}
Quality That was VIP quality That was seriously fucked up copypasted bits of the library you need and will take your money and break your BBC ode checker?
Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy