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I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 8:03

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 10:24 ID:Heaven

>>240
better: {print'DESU ';redo}

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 10:25 ID:Heaven

>>240
while print'DESU '
duh

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 10:31 ID:Heaven

>>242
$ perl -e"while print'DESU '"
syntax error at -e line 1, near "while print"
Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 11:46 ID:3zFug79M

>>243
LEARN PERL YOU FUCKING DICKCOCKPENIS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 13:29 ID:dQSB6+03

#!/usr/bin/env php
<?php

class OutputHandler {
 
  protected $stdout;
 
  public function __construct() {
   
    $this->stdout = fopen('php://stdout', 'w');
   
  }
 
  public function outputText(TextString $stringOfText) {
   
    foreach($stringOfText as $characterValue) {
     
      fputs($this->stdout, $characterValue);
     
    }
   
  }
 
}

class NothingHandler {
 
  public static function doNothing() {
   
    // Do nothing.
   
  }
 
  public static function zero() {
   
    return 0;
   
  }
 
  public static function one() {
   
    return 1;
   
  }
 
}

class TextString {
 
  public function __construct($primitiveString) {
   
    $splitString = str_split($primitiveString);
    $stringLength = count($splitString);
   
    foreach($splitString as $indexNumber => $characterValue) {
     
      $this->{'variable' . str_pad($indexNumber, strlen($stringLength), '0', STR_PAD_LEFT)} = $characterValue;
     
    }
   
  }
 
}

class InfiniteTextString implements Iterator {
 
  protected $textString1, $textString2, $valueSwitch;
 
  public function __construct(TextString $stringOfText, TextString $delimiterString) {
   
    $this->textString1 = $stringOfText;
    $this->textString2 = $delimiterString;
   
    $this->valueSwitch = true;
   
  }
 
  public function returnValue() {
   
    return ($this->valueSwitch ? $this->textString1 : $this->textString2);
   
  }
 
  public function returnKey() {
   
    return ($this->valueSwitch ? NothingHandler::zero() : NothingHandler::one());
   
  }
 
  public function doSwitch() {
   
    $this->valueSwitch = !$this->valueSwitch;
       
  }
 
  public function rewind() {
   
    NothingHandler::doNothing();
   
  }
 
  public function current() {
   
    return $this->returnValue();
   
  }
 
  public function key() {
   
    return $this->returnKey();
   
  }
 
  public function next() {
   
    $this->doSwitch();
    $this->returnValue();
   
  }
 
  public function valid() {
   
    return (bool) NothingHandler::one();
   
  }
 
}

$outputHandler = new OutputHandler();
$stringValue = new TextString('desu');
$delimiterString = new TextString(' ');

$infiniteTextString = new InfiniteTextString($stringValue, $delimiterString);

foreach($infiniteTextString as $infiniteTextStringElement) {
 
  $outputHandler->outputText($infiniteTextStringElement);

}

?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 13:32 ID:Heaven

HOLY FUCK IS THAT SOME ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 13:37 ID:9FJ8XIEj

fuck you hinaichigo, fuck you

Name: Hinaichigo !Eb5JLLg6DU 2007-05-30 13:43 ID:Heaven

>>247
:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 13:53 ID:3zFug79M

>>248
I love you

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 15:53 ID:vTrHrme9

DAAAAAAAAAI SUKI!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 20:47 ID:hILfORXg

I guess this is why they call this forum "Programming" ROFL xD

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 0:42 ID:vBt4m5ln

>>251
Insightful

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 2:45 ID:3GBq08ET

>>252
gb2/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 4:31 ID:xQ1jcRWY

>>253
-1 Troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 22:26 ID:Heaven

>>254
Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 4:10 ID:YxLDEEmh

EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 4:29 ID:Edmu5sZl

8BIT OVERFLOW POST

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 8:20 ID:Fw4Hjlc0

>>257
you would know, you 8-bit machine

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 11:14 ID:8WX6zEsA

>>257
that's what I call a stick situation ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 11:42 ID:OOi6cL2/

posting in 16 bits!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 22:13 ID:o9nUJw7T

>>246
it has to be scalable

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 3:38 ID:Heaven

That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 21:38 ID:3DlPpv+0

WELCOME TO THE PAST BITCHES. FUCKING BUMP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 21:45 ID:iLN2704U

>>263
Shut up or I'll skullfuck you against a concrete wall.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 22:41 ID:D1Uxv3ow

>>263
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 23:19 ID:XzZKiJcQ

the past? if the last post is 10 days old, it's NOT PAST ENOUGH

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 6:24 ID:yR9/krEA

MOAR!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 7:07 ID:3Bv1mAHr

>>264
that's what she said

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 12:26 ID:2kHXwuer

>>1

Illumination. You acquire a deep understanding of programming and transcend it, to the point you no longer need to program. Processes, or the definitions of processes, or the definitions of processes defining processes occur in your brain, not in a sequential manner, but all at once. You suddenly realize you know every possible process, and you are no longer interested in its results, so you stop programming and just meditate on the univeral knowledge you forged. To procure food, you can do some menial work in inferior programming languages - you no longer care which - but in your spare time, you simply meditate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:56 ID:KXyY7RRr

>>269
Lol, I wrote that text in the Satori outburst week, helping to create the Satori meme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 20:06 ID:rGCPAlkz

>>270

It's nice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 20:20 ID:Heaven

>>270
You moron, I wrote that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 20:33 ID:X3SfOLme

>>270, 272
Actually, I invented the Satori meme, along with forced indentation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 20:35 ID:Heaven

>>273

Surely Guido van Rossum invented forced indentation?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 20:36 ID:rGCPAlkz

>>274

No, it was John Backus and his FORTRAN punch card column-based bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 21:45 ID:Heaven

You are BRAGGING about starting memes - a joke that's supposed
to get funnier by telling it more? Hundreds of times?

This is a new kind of idiot.
This is electroshock idiot.
Chemical castration idiot.
Cut out the cancer of society idiot.

This is stupidity that transcends irritation.
This is dangerous stupidity.
The kind we used to lock away because they were a threat to themselves and others.

THAT is whom we are trying to reason with when we explain programming in here. No wonder every attempt at rational discussion turns to crap.

If there are any sane people left, leave this place and don't ever look back.
Leave.
Now.






Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 1:50 ID:v5yCPGiW

>>278

Is a fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 2:51 ID:1k4eBrNd

>>277

is my boyfriend

Name: 277 2007-07-28 3:08 ID:g0tzDXke

>>278
<3

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 4:26 ID:jOT+3/Mq

>>276
Delicious copypasta. I actually posted that before.
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