I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Bool ThisThreadOwnz()
{
    return false;
}

>>161
Fail

>>161
(define this-thread-owns #t)

>>161
is 'Bool' anything like 'bool'?

>>164
is 'bool' anything like 'char'?

>>165
yes, they are both one byte

>>166
wrong bool is 1 bit, I know this due to being an export programmers

>>167
wrong bool is 1 byte you dumb fuck.

>>167
bool is 1 byte dumb ass
>>164
typedef enum
{
false,
true
}Bool;

>>169
#include <stdbool.h>

>>170
NO U !

no me

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The Linux Penguin OWNS YOU ALL!

THE LINUX PENGUIN HAS A NAME, SIR. ITS NAME IS TUX.

>>157

BART GET OUT I'M PISS

Yes, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my SICP copy long ago and I am happy together with my optimizing compiler (who is a not GNU!). We have a fucking lot of projects in and outside of the internet and I am pretty smart and clean looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and code your stupid Java shit while I have SEX with myself.

>>176
Stupid meme stealers

>>178
It was released under GPLv3

I beta tested the universe

>>180
rofl

>>180
I programmed the universe, therefore, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Nobody needs programmers anymore, even expert programmers. I'm past programming. I am to programming what postmodernism is to modernism. I am an EXPERT SOLUTIONS PROVIDER.

>>183
OHSHIT I fucking choked laughing

I programmed God in BASIC. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT CREATOR.

I HAVE 12 GAJILLION YEARS PROGRAMMING ADVANCED SOFTWARE AND USING EMERGE TO INSTALL PROGRAMS ALSO I CAN ALSO USE VIM AND EMACS AT THE SAME TIMES

>>185
I programmed you in Java. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT DEVELOPER.

>>187
I programmed that condom-production machine which made that condom which broke while your dad was banging your mom, and that's why you're standing here. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT DEVELOPER MAKER.

>>188
I programmed you and technically you're the reason why I was created. Not only am I an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, I'm also an EXPERT TIME PARADOX.

I have 20 years homosexual experience writing HUGE Dicks that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an penis when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT HOMOSEXUAL.

It's kinda like... player A is playing chess with player B. Player B suddenly starts moving pieces in odd ways, as A tries to tell him the moves are illegal, and then B is throwing pieces around and proclaiming that there is no such thing as chess because they can't even agree on what the rules are.

That was the shittiest bump I have ever seen

That was the bumpiest shit I have ever seen

That was the seeniest bump I have ever shit

my anus hurts

STOP BUMPING THIS.

Why?

>I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

I wrote a ALGOL compiler when I was 10... your point?

>>198
yhbt.

Stop bumping this fucking thread.

>>199
you have been bumped
stop trolling this fucking thread