I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

I have 0e-1 years programming experience writing Programs so TINY that you couldnt even comprehend how I got them to compile. I have customized my blue screen of death, it is now chartreuse.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I a-

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