Needs more neckbeard.
If one does not have a neckbeard, they will be provided one at the door.
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Anonymous2007-02-08 21:07
Only expert unix programmers have neckbeards. Expert windows programmers have glasses and a bad complexion.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 3:02
GET YO NECKBEERD
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Anonymous2007-02-09 4:29
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 10:48
I have 200k years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend using ASCII. I wrote HL2 using an x86 assembler yesterday.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 20:21
I wrote the universe.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am GOD.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 21:42
i dont know shit about computers i just post on 4chan and stroke my cock
I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs WITHOUT FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE that you couldnt even comprehend. I designed and implemented a HYPER-SPACE ROBOT when I was 10 years old!
You should just accept forced indentation of code because I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-11 10:55
>>95
the problem is that most kids on this board don't have any kind of experience even if they talk all the time about their thousand's version of the Fibonacci version written in Haskell.
>>98
the canonical way to write that is with zeros, therefore, you fail the infallibility test, and correspondingly the supreme expertise test. a fail is you, ramen.
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IBeatYouAllAtProg2007-02-11 18:20
100GET in a pointless thread
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Anonymous2007-02-12 5:51
I have over two hours programming experience writing some program that I couldnt even comprehend. I wrote some shit that is kinda hard to explain what it does.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am going to be an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. One day.
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Anonymous2007-02-12 5:52
THIS THREAD IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /PROG/
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Anonymous2007-02-12 7:21
No, you're the cancer sir.
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Anonymous2007-02-12 8:14
OP here just nice to see that I can program you people just like I can program computers.
because
as you know
I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
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Anonymous2007-02-12 16:42
I have over 20 years programming experience in JAVA. I wrote programs for BIG ENTERPRISES that you could even comprehend the amount of money i made using JAVA.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT JAVA PROGRAMMER.
>>106
I can't believe you find that amusing. Did you just write ``XD'' without actually imagining what a Certified Java Expert Enterprise Programmer is? Most mortal programmers faint when reading normal Java programmers' code -- the expert's code is worse by several magnitudes -- often beyond the comprehension of a mere mortal. That's not all -- usually, the code actually works (just for the general case of course, corner cases may or may not work, if they do, the programmer was just lucky)!
just for the general case of course, corner cases may or may not work
BS it works just for the general case; the moment they go to a different part, they fuck up the general case too. Take it from experience, I've seen enough programs fuck up because things were clicked in a different order.
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Anonymous2007-02-20 20:47 ID:To93K2Sy
I have 0e-1 years programming experience writing Programs so TINY that you couldnt even comprehend how I got them to compile. I have customized my blue screen of death, it is now chartreuse.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I a-
A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated.
* Press any key to terminate the current application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.
Press any key to continue _
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Anonymous2007-02-21 0:53 ID:gVUz0RC9
>>114
Windows 9x... Yeah, I can see how a customized BSOD would relieve some of the repetitiveness of your tasks.
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Anonymous2007-02-21 14:04 ID:4OOCE6yq
>>115 hehe, you should see my boot screen... cause if your gonna spend hours basking in it's warm glow, it might as well look friendly...