I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

201GET

no

I have OVER 9000 years of programming experience writing XBOX HUEG Programs that you couldn't even comprehend with even 100% of your brains. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was -33 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

I have 20 years web site designing experience writing HUGE websites in HTML and CSS that you couldn't even comprehend. I've read HTML for Dummies when I was 5 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT WEB SITE DESIGNER.

I have 14 billion years experience in writing COSMIC programs that the united efforts of humanity can't even come close to comprehending. 13.7 billion years ago I wrote the reality.

You should just accept everything i say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an OMNIPOTENT PROGRAMMER and if i'm wrong it won't be so for very long.

>>205
http://www.amazon.com/Programming-Universe-Quantum-Computer-Scientist/dp/1400040922

>>205
oh shit wow I im pwnd.

First weeaboo found:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/05/070524-china-dna.html

I have 20 years posting in forums experience writing HUGE posts with complicated BBcode procedures that you couldnt even comprehend. I invented the [b] tag when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.

>>209
L O  FUCKING L

goddamn losers.

if you're not able to do it in ASM, it's not the language, it's you. You fail.

goddamn losers.

if you're not able to do it in BBCode, it's not the language, it's you. You fail.

>>212
since when is BBCode turing complete?

>>213
You misspelled touring.

214 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-28 05:15 ID:Heaven
>>213
You misspelled touring.

>>214
NO U

>>213
BBCode is not Touring complete.

Saging shitty thread.

since when is BBCode turing complete?

Is that in any way relevant to this discussion, or is that just your way of saying you do not think every problem can be solved by BBCode?

Hi RI

[b]EXP[spoiler]E[spoiler]R[i]T[/spoiler] BBC[/i]O[/spoiler]DE PROCEDURE

THIS CODE IS TOO MUCH EXPERT PROGRAMMER FOR THIS BOARD

>>219
OMG WHAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

READ THIS CAREFULLY BEFORE CHANGING THE FOLLOWING CODE!

THIS CODE SEGMENT HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED. IT IS VERY UNLIKELY THAT YOU
WANT TO CHANGE IT. IF SO DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS CODE IS
OPTIMIZED BEYOND READABILITY. IT MAY HAPPEN YOU DO NOT FULLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES. IF YOU REACH THAT CONCLUSION YOU ARE ADVICED
TO BACK OFF FROM CHANGING THIS CODE SEGEMENT.

RESPECTFULLY
THE AUTHOR OF THIS CODE

putStrLn $ drop 1 $ concat $ repeat " desu"

>>223
Your solution is inelegant and you are made of fail.

putStr . concat . intersperse " " $ repeat "desu"

>>223
>>224
you both fail, observe:

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>225
Your desu is finite, thus you fail.

>>226
10 PRINT DESU
20 GOTO 10

ULTIMATO` WIN

elegant solution is longer than inelegant solution?
GTFO

>>228
Any code is magically made more elegant by removing all whitespace?
GTFO

>>227
Have you considered KPL ?

http://www.kidsprogramminglanguage.com/kids.php

cycle "DESU " morons!

>>231
I don't like it. "DESU" ++ cycle " DESU" would handle the conceptual whitespace issue better.

LISTEN YOU FUCKING BICKERING HASKELL FAGGOTS I DONT CARE OR GIVE A SHIT THIS MY EXPERT PROGRAMMERS THREAD NOT "IM A FAGGOT LETS DISCUSS ALGORITHMS" THREAD.
FUCKOFF

>>233
Fuck you I started this thread

$ modprobe desu
Password:
$ hexdump /dev/desu|head
00000000  44 45 53 55 20 44 45 53  55 20 44 45 53 55 20 44  |DESU DESU DESU D|
00000010  45 53 55 20 44 45 53 55  20 44 45 53 55 20 44 45  |ESU DESU DESU DE|
00000020  53 55 20 44 45 53 55 20  44 45 53 55 20 44 45 53  |SU DESU DESU DES|
00000030  55 20 44 45 53 55 20 44  45 53 55 20 44 45 53 55  |U DESU DESU DESU|
00000040  20 44 45 53 55 20 44 45  53 55 20 44 45 53 55 20  | DESU DESU DESU |
00000050  44 45 53 55 20 44 45 53  55 20 44 45 53 55 20 44  |DESU DESU DESU D|
00000060  45 53 55 20 44 45 53 55  20 44 45 53 55 20 44 45  |ESU DESU DESU DE|
00000070  53 55 20 44 45 53 55 20  44 45 53 55 20 44 45 53  |SU DESU DESU DES|
00000080  55 20 44 45 53 55 20 44  45 53 55 20 44 45 53 55  |U DESU DESU DESU|
00000090  20 44 45 53 55 20 44 45  53 55 20 44 45 53 55 20  | DESU DESU DESU |
Exit 141

See also yes DESU.

>>33
I'm not very good at this whole programming thing

>>237
read SICP

print while s..DESU .

>>239
Shorter: print'DESU 'while 1