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I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 8:03

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 16:27

My system uses proper quotes.

thesussman@sicp ~ % stat -x 4chonquotes.txt
  File: "4chonquotes.txt"
  Size: 4672         FileType: Regular File
  Mode: (0644/-rw-r--r--)         Uid: (  501/  thesussman)  Gid: (  501/  thesussman)
Device: 14,2   Inode: 5780143    Links: 1
Access: Fri Nov 16 13:33:38 2007
Modify: Wed Oct 17 22:02:06 2007
Change: Wed Oct 17 22:02:06 2007

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:31

uses

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:53

fact: i renamed root to sussman

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 12:05

Would you happen to be J.T. from Grandmas Boy?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 13:17

>>323
I renamed root to stallman. And nobody to sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 8:45

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 11:15

bump

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 11:52

>>326
WTF?? it links back to /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 13:36

>>328
HTTP referrers are great, aren't they?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 15:10

>>329
*referers

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 19:08

>>330
Huh, why does Firefuck flag that as spelled wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 20:05

>>331
If only the people who authored the HTTP spec had Firefuck spellchecking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 6:34

333 get

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 7:06

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/referer

referer (plural referers)
Common misspelling of referrer.

Name: Expert Programmer 2008-01-10 10:35

I am the true expert programmer!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 10:50

i wrote an ascii c compiler

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 10:52

>>335
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS ((lambda (x) (display "DEVELOPERS") (x x)) (lambda (x) (display " DEVELOPERS") (x x)))

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 13:40

>>337
DRY, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 14:03

>>338
Ruby faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 18:21

>>339
Java or C++ copy/paste code monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 11:03

>>341
Brainfuck Pro!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 11:42

>>341
OOK!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 12:07

oop

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 13:09

I just reread the whole thread and it was so beautiful I had to cry a little.

Also, I miss the IDs ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 13:12

>>344 read >>1-343
After you think you understood it, read again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-11 14:27

>>345
Failed attempt at giving ``>>m read >>n
After you think you understood it, read again.'' a meme status.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 16:00

wut?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 16:06

I am a fucking [b][u]EXPERT PROGRAMMER[/b][/u], i wrote my first ANSI C compiler at 12 years old. The vastness of the many applications i've written is beyond the comprehensions of you feeble minded fools.

I've worked with professional programming for over 25 years and do not have to give reasons for my arguments for i have achieved satori.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 3:30

// **** You WILL NOT get access without a valid password ****
var suffix = ".html"

// **** javascript:IPcatch:subject?Source_code_violator ****
var pass_msg = "Password: ";

function go_there() {
location.href = document.pass_form.pass.value + suffix;
}

document.write('<form name="pass_form" onSubmit="go_there();return false">'
+ pass_msg + '<input type="password" name="pass" size="20" value="">'
+ '&nbsp;<input type="button" value="Verify" onClick="go_there()"></form>');

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 8:20

Quality That was VIP   quality That was   seriously fucked up   copypasted bits of   the library you   need and will   take your money   and break your   BBC ode checker?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:55

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:15

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:11

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:13

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:37

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 16:20

I see you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 14:47

WARNING: NECRO POST

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:44

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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