I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

I AM AN EXPERT GAY PROGRAMMER, SO WHAT.
YOU CAN LAUGH WHILE IM HAVING SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND

I don't have a problem with gay people, i have a problem with the gay attitude.

>>280
>I will copy that later.
Fixed.

http://www.goingware.com/resume/cover-letter.html

I seek a position as a Senior Software Engineer, Technical or Team Leader or Software Engineering Manager. I will accept either a permanent or hourly contract position and can relocate anywhere in Canada or the United States.

I have nineteen years experience in the software industry, eight of them self-employed as a software consultant. I have written and shipped many, many high-quality commercial software applications, including embedded firmware, shrink-wrap desktop products, web server applications and operating systems.


I have extensive experience coding in C++, C and bb code, and also know Python (one word, the forced indentation of code), Java and C# .Net for both server and GUI applications. My operating system experience includes:

>>284
too "me"-centric

>>285

AYE AYE

>>282
You've just summarized in one short sentence how I've felt for years.

>>284
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.

>>288
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
LOL, I've never tried either.

if you are an expert, then how do you make this program read the smallest number?

; include comments here for:
; your name
; source code filename
; program description

include 'emu8086.inc'

org  100h ; set location counter to 100h

jmp CodeStart

DataStart:
    promptMsg db "enter a number> ", 0
    minMsg db "the smallest number is ", 0
    newline db 13, 10, 0
    num1 dw ?
    num2 dw ?

CodeStart:
  
    ; prompt user to enter in a number
    mov si, offset promptMsg
    call print_string
  
    ; read in the number into cx
    call scan_num
  
    ; move the number to a variable
    mov num1, cx
  
    ; advance cursor to the next line
    mov si, offset newline
    call print_string

    ; prompt user to enter in a number
    mov si, offset promptMsg
    call print_string
  
    ; read in the number into cx
    call scan_num
  
    ; move the number to a variable
    mov num2, cx
  
    ; advance cursor to the next line
    mov si, offset newline
    call print_string

    ; print min message
    mov si, offset minMsg
    call print_string

    mov ax, num1

    call print_num  
  
    EndLabel:
    ret
  
DEFINE_PRINT_STRING  
DEFINE_SCAN_NUM
DEFINE_PRINT_NUM
DEFINE_PRINT_NUM_UNS

include 'emu8086.inc'

org  100h

jmp lolwut

DataStart:
    promptMsg db "sage ", 0

lolwut:
    mov si, offset promptMsg
desu:
    call print_string
    jmp desu

    ret

DEFINE_PRINT_STRING

>>224

putStr . intercalate " " $ repeat "desu"

Fuck yeah GHC 6.8.1!

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  printf( "DESU" );
  while(1)
    {
      printf( " DESU" );
    }
}


#include <stdbool.h>
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
    while (true)
        printf("DESU");
    return 0;
}
C99 version?

>>294
Whitespace isn't inserted between DESU, and if you do "DESU ", there will always be a leading whitespace. Not an easy problem to solve, lad.

Ahaha, this thread made me remember when /prog/ was good (I wrote the two ZIMMERMAN copypasta).  Nowadays it's just some Sussman personality cult.

>>295
Oh I see what I did (wrong) there.


#include <stdbool.h>
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
    bool desu = false;
    while (true) desu = !desu
        ? printf("DESU") : printf(" DESU");
    return 0;
}

>>293
>>294
>>297
Fail for using a faggot language

>>297
Ridiculously inelegant.

(define (desu) (display " DESU") (desu))
(define (begin) (display "DESU") (desu))
(begin)

>>299
300GET

putStr $ fix ("desu " ++)

Or if you really care about the whitespace thing:

putStr . tail $ fix (" desu" ++)

In Perl, we don't need syntax.

print q dDESUd and eval q dprint q x DESUx while q zDzd

>>236
yes DESU | tr '\n' ' '

>>303, see >>295. Trailing whitespace.

>>299
I was enlightened.

>>1 doesn't know what he started on /prog/ 1 year ago.

>>306 can't count.

>>307
close enough. it's not like we're actually programming here.

yay this threa rules

>>306
I do actually, I basically ruined /prog/ which used to be a kind of "useful" forum where a bunch of unthinking programmers actually tried to help out, this was before I showed up.

>>310
You're a bad man.

>>311
I'm the goddamn bad man.

>>312
I'm the goddamn Sussman.

>>299
facepalm.jpg

>>314
suave-lisp-space-toad.txt

>>315
> ls kopipe/
suave-lisp-space-toad
HIVE MIND.

  File: `suavespacetoadlisp'
  Size: 218             Blocks: 8          IO Block: 4096   regular file
Device: fe02h/65026d    Inode: 260606      Links: 1
Access: (0644/-rw-r--r--)  Uid: ( 1000/     gjs)   Gid: (  100/   users)
Access: 2007-08-07 01:01:06.000000000 +0200
Modify: 2007-08-07 01:01:06.000000000 +0200
Change: 2007-08-07 01:01:06.000000000 +0200

>>317
oooooooooooooooooh how did you do that?

>>318
man 1 stat

>>299
Holy Sussman.