IF YOU WROTE PRGRMS IN FORTRN YOUD KNOW YOU CANT USE ANY WORDS LONGER THAN SIX LTTERS
AT LEAST YOU KNOW ENOUGH FORTRN TO WRITE ALL YOUR WORDS IN CPITAL LTTERS
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Anonymous2007-02-04 18:00
I have over 100 000 years programming experience, and I wrote MS-DOS, Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows NT, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Vienna, Unix, GNU/linux, mac OS during the same day when I was 3.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
I have over 1<<128 years programming experience, and I toggled in my first OS using self-modifying algorithms in x86_64 hex bytecode using a hairpin on the motherboard 3 seconds after I exited my mothers vagina. It was so blazingly fast that it could divide by zero and give an accurate answer, and included a 5 dimensional GUI that only I could use without having my brain fried because of the vast complexity.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 0:54
I have over 1<<129 years programming experience, and I toggled in my first OS using self-modifying algorithms in x86_64 hex bytecode using a hairpin on the motherboard 2.99999999E+9999999999999999999999 seconds after I exited my mothers vagina. It was so blazingly fast that it could divide by zero and give an accurate answer, and included a 5.1 dimensional GUI that only I could use without having my brain fried because of the vast complexity.
You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 1:47
Is it possible to have fractional dimensions?
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Anonymous2007-02-05 1:59
>>55
Current GUIs are sometimes said to have 2.1 dimensions because you can layer windows above and below each other, but it's not a full 3 dimensions of freedom.
Yes, I am a Master Programmer. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my bianary soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute VB/NET Programmer!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the internet and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid JAVA shit while I program SEX with my boyfriend.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 8:55
>>60
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im a vm/net programmer and my bf considers himself a master.. wonder if thats you
HI I AM LINUX TARBALLS FOUNDER AND CEO OF LINUX ENTERPRISES. I HAVE 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WRITING HUGE OSES AND I WROTE THEM ALL UPON EXITING THE MANHOLE OF MY MOTHER WITH GODSPEED. MY NOT YET DEVELOPED MANHOOD DEVELOPED IN AN INSTANT TO THE GIRTH AND LENGTH SO FAMILIAR TO THE WOMEN OF THE EARTH TODAY. UTILIZING IT I COMPILED A KERNEL AND MAULED MY MOTHER SENSELESS WITH POST HASTE. SHE GENTLY ASKED ME NOT TO GO BACK FROM WHERE I CAME AND I OBLIGED BY ONLY SHOVING MY MASSIVE MANHOOD UP HER UTERUS. STILL INEXPERIENCED, MY SYSTEM LOAD REACHED CRITICAL MASS AND A DATA PORT WAS OPENED WHICH THROUGH CAME A STREAM OF STICKY WHITE BYTES, COMPLETELY FILLING UP HER FLOPPY DRIVE. THIS WAS THE TIME BEFORE THERE WERE HUGE FUCKING HARDDRIVES SO I LET THE NEVERENDING ENTER HER MOLEHILL, KILLING GENERATIONS OF MOLES IN THE PROGRESS. HAVING EMPTIED MY VESSEL, I LET OUT A FIENDISH CRY AND STARTED SUCKING AND BITING HER NIPPLES, OUT CAME THE DRINK OF GODS. MY MOTHER BEING OF THE SAME FLESH AND BLOOD AS ME, DID NOT DISAPPOINT -- THE DIVINE FLOOD FILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH ITS SWEET LIQUOR, I UNABLE TO DRINK IT ALL, SPENT FIVE MINUTES WRITING WINDOWS VISTA AND ITS PREQUELS WHILE WAITING FOR IT TO DRY AWAY. I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ANY REASONS FOR MY ARGUMENTS, I GUARANTEE IT.
Actually, UTF-18 would be the ideal representation format if we had processors with 18, 36 or 72-bit registers. I wish that happened. Oh and death to the byte, just an invention of an amerifag who had his head too far up his arse to notice there are other languages in the world.
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Anonymous2007-02-06 17:35
seriously, who gives a fuck
you can express UTF-8 as a series of BYTES, EXPLAIN THAT MR ASSHOLE
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Anonymous2007-02-06 18:07
Byte = amerifag shit
ASCII = amerifag shit
Unicode should have been a standard from the start, and we should have grouped bits in sets of 18, giving 18 bit bytes and 18 bit block addressing. Sure, we'd require three lines to select 18 bit columns in memory and such, wasting values 18-23, but who the fuck cares if it would have saved ALL the encoding insanity and the 83459279082893478789045253470982345078953478903429875673452 character sets there are.
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Anonymous2007-02-06 19:16
>>69
lol, looks like someone just learned what registers are and came to complain, despite not knowing any about how processors are designed
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Anonymous2007-02-07 1:50
>>71
Sorry, but in the 8-bit days (where it all started) there wasn't enough ROOM for 16/24/32 wide character data types, when 4k of RAM cost $499 and such.
It's the fucking Chinese's fault for having 56,000 goddamn characters in their fucking language. If it wasn't for their communist asses Unicode could go suck it.
>>75
Less so in fact. The French are socialist pigs with something like 25% unemployment thanks to government gouging the economy. At least China has an economy.
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Anonymous2007-02-07 5:54
>>72
Looks like you have your 8 bit head too far up your ass... BTW, there have been machines with word sizes that weren't powers of 2, such as 36.
>>73
Memory wouldn't be too much expensive because you wouldn't be increasing its capacity, but modifying its column size, and it'd be pretty much the same later on. Buses would be more expensive at first, but who cares, look at what you're getting.
As for Unicode being the Chinese fault: fail. Fail hard. Epic proportions hard. In other words, American.
First, it's not only the Chinese but the Japanese, Korean, Thai, and a dozen more languages. Second, even if they didn't exist, 8 bytes would be the shit. Europe alone requires more than 256 characters, and different character sets are a fugly as shit hack invented by Americans so that they would be able to trade with all European countries (because the first 128 amerifags use are the same) but European countries wouldn't be able to talk to each other.
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Anonymous2007-02-07 6:34
>>77
it's not so clear cut, as there's, say, plan 9 from bell labs that was made by amerifags too, but had better utf-8 support back in the day than any modern OS *now*. afaik japanese also prefer sjis over unicode
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Anonymous2007-02-07 7:23
>>78
Plan9 was not made by rednecks, but by resepctable Americans.
Japs who prefer SJIS have a penis complex.
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Anonymous2007-02-07 7:35
>>79
everyone knows that all americans are pigs, and, those that aren't, have taken refuge in tiny, isolated pockets, and wouldn't be making an os. you're obviously a retarded pig too, as clearly indicated by your crippled spelling, humor and reasoning