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I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 8:03

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 15:38 ID:l86797zy

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 4:55 ID:ngweuV9B

>>121
Win, but cruel
P.S.: He's smarter than you and I combined, as well as >>1-122 and post n in thread m for all n in thread m length and m in forum length.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 18:44 ID:klsguZ0Y

>>122
O_O are you fucking retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-08 8:12 ID:0sxvZamf

I have 1337 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote windows vienna in assembler when i was -12061.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-09 13:18 ID:q3OeqGJ8

>>40
Lol, tits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 15:33 ID:So0v7/5Q

I wrote my own compiler yesterday.
My language is made of House, MD characters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 15:33 ID:1/0oLgX/

>>126
Dr Cox > House

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 16:21 ID:vxeksn4h

>>127
Dr Coch?  No, his name is Dr Cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 18:45 ID:3DlPpv+0

HOUSE FAGS GTFO MY EXPERT PROGRAMMER THREAD NOW

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 4:30 ID:xXLy6kDW

OP is not amused.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 7:50 ID:tkE7hws5

>>130
Who'd care?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 8:26 ID:Q3r0NZZj

>>131
me, the OP

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 8:50 ID:17JFu1Xa

>>132
W-what!?  I started this thread, and the whole expert programmer meme!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 9:13 ID:Q3r0NZZj

>>133
dude.. you have parkinsons, you didnt start this (I the OP of this thread also started forced indentation of code, thread over)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 10:09 ID:xXLy6kDW

I am the one who started alll 4chan's memes. I am the supreme god of your memes, and can  predict which memes are to come. Respect me, or you will be the next meme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 10:39 ID:ILpBQ5sO

>>1

Congratulations on your arrival to Falseville; you will be staying at the Ad Verecundiam Inn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 22:23 ID:cdewcQ4N

I have 9*10^99999999 years programming experience writing HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend. I wrote edit.com when I was 1337.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 23:09 ID:8sUBafr5

I have 1E+38 years programming experience writing HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.  I wrote BASIC when I was 10.

You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my GOTOs because I am an EXPERT UNCONDITIONAL BRANCHER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 5:13 ID:04jKHtHJ

>>138
lol

Name: ee™ 2007-03-23 6:29 ID:MSlnGkar

I have 2 days of programming experience writing HUGE programs no one can comprehend. I wrote a Hello World! program when I was 12.

You should just accept everything I say, I don't have to give any reasons for my advanced Hello World! programs because THIS IS SPARTA!!!@

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-25 2:59 ID:KjY2sf9Q

>>138
edit.com is superior

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 8:58 ID:yK1OJc80

I have over 10 years reverse code engineering experience, reversing HUEG programs that you couldn't even comprehend. I reversed the Windows OS when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT REVERSER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 9:24 ID:TnZm4O2h

I have 20 years game designing experience writing HUGE games that you couldnt even imagine. I wrote an NHL hockey game when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT GAME DESIGNER WITH OVER 15000 IDEAS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 11:30 ID:a6cNKCnW

>>143
WHAT 15000!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 16:24 ID:364I9Rst

>>143
1 wunt 2 maek A MMORPG!12

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 22:17 ID:uVnCQcCt

HELLO I PROGRAM IN C++

cout<<"HELLO, MR.CUMBERDALE";
3 DAYS AGO, I SAW AN EXAMPLE ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND OUT BY MYSELF HOW TO MODIFY IT AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT 10 MINUTES I AM BETTER THAN YOU GUYS I AM TRYING TO MAKE A HANGMAN GAME BUT IT'S REALLY HARD HOW DO YOU USE FILES LOL ! WHATEVER SINCE IM BETTER THAN YOU YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY IMPRESSED BY MY LAST GAME CALLED VARIABLE_EXAMPLE.EXE LIKE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE A NUMBER THEN IT SAYS IF THE NUMBER CHOOSEN BY THE COMPUTER IS BIGGER OR SMALLER THEN YOU CHOOSE A NEW NUMBER AND IT SAYS IF ITS BIGGER OR SMALLER AND YOU HAVE TO FIND THE NUMBER CHOOSEN BY THE COMPUTER LIKE THAT I BET YOU CAN'T DO AS GOOD AS ME ! WELL I AM THE BEST TELL ME HOW YOU ARE IMPRESSED I ONLY PROGRAM SINCE 3 DAYS ! NEXT WEEK I'LL TRY TO MAKE HL3 BECAUSE I KNOW HL2 IS MADE IN C++

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 23:45 ID:wp+Onx58

>>146
L O FUCKING L!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 1:09 ID:7MFAkCwg

>>146
AR OH EFF ELL COMMA AYE EM AITCH OH COLON PARENTHESIS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 17:51 ID:rQdjy4tE

I have 20 years trolling experience posting FAMOUS memes that you couldnt even comprehend. I started the forced indentation meme when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT TROLLER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 20:47 ID:+fv2ShFN

>>149
fuck you I started it

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 21:59 ID:rQdjy4tE

>>150
NO, SIR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 23:14 ID:+fv2ShFN

>>151
I am the OP of this thread, AND first said forced indentation ALSO first to copy pasta "ive read SICP" so actually YES, SOIR

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 0:02 ID:wtVg1Vov

I AM THE OP OF THIS THREAD, SIR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 18:59 ID:YNmIqYki

>>153
Bullshit. I know because I created it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 19:04 ID:R+rgYc9C

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 19:04 ID:R+rgYc9C

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 19:09 ID:wtVg1Vov

>>154
WTF STFU SERIOUSLY I'M PISSED OF PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY MEME

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 11:06 ID:loEKqqsg

WE NEED MORE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 23:23 ID:2WmN2l+B

All EXPERT PROGRAMMERS are humbled by >>63.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 2:21 ID:FwiZRe2D

>>1
someone needs a hug?

btw - anyone who says they are an "expert", arent.

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