I'd like to see a cat putting on tennis shoes. And I'd like to see the look on his face when he puts the first one on one of his front paws and he realizes he won't be able to tie the laces.
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!MILKRIBS4k2009-04-24 6:05
My cat once got diarrhea which I imagined to be more of a human thing! But it wasn't much fun if you know what i'm saying!
I have a budgie. I love her. When I play guitar and sing along to the radio she joins in chirping
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Anonymous2009-04-24 14:00
what a little feathery sweetheart
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Anonymous2009-04-25 0:47
Vacuuming, but still afraid. But still vacuuming. Because being a cat is being afraid, but doing it anyway.
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Anonymous2009-04-25 9:33
>>9
My friends dog is scared of balloons for some reason, they creep her out. She goes loco at them and makes concerned noises and isn't happy till they are popped
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Anonymous2009-04-25 19:50
Doing carpentry.
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Anonymous2009-04-25 20:07
Sitting in an armchair, wearing a robe, smoking a pipe
/lounge/bot presents, Prostitute for a Day, a harrowing tale of romance and childhood ambitions
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:13
A cat gripping a pen between his paws. He can spell KAT and ME FOOD NOW
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:24
>>14
He can spell KAT but not CAT? That's just ridiculous.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:44
Playing an electric keyboard to a vid of a dude in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 3:39
Being strapped into the cockpit of a 1950's era rocket.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 5:51
Getting their head crushed by some crazy chink in stilettos
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Anonymous2009-04-28 9:15
Getting owned by kenny glen
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Anonymous2009-04-29 0:56
Adopting a little squirrel as if it was another kitten.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 2:09
Being run over by a car and guts splat everywhere.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 2:56
>>21
the topic is cat doing stuff, not stuff happen to cat, learn the difference between active and passive, Jeepers.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 6:20
Wearing a little sailor suit and looking pleased at how smart it looks
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Anonymous2009-04-29 16:44
A kitten baking bread in the kitchen but it falls into the dough and then you enter the kitchen and it pops it's head up from the dough with one ear bent and looks guilty and you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Anonymous2009-04-29 19:34
Spitting in the dog food bowl.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 23:13
Wearing a pair of boxers and a beer-stained wife beater
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Anonymous2009-04-30 0:20
more cool than amusing, but can you imagine two cats in a knife fight?
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Anonymous2009-04-30 3:24
Licking the inside of your mouth while you're sleeping. Your mouth, not mine.
an army of cats sodomizing >>29 in turn, while he's strapped to a bed face down. Then eating him alive.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 5:59
typing in a post on /lounge/ to sage a stupid ass racist thread, cause cats are progressive.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 8:34
Crying when he finds out Kurt Cobain shot himself.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 8:55
>>32
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG. SHIT, YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T IF YOU WEREN'T IN SOME EASY-MODE DEVELOPED, WESTERN COUNTRY
Cats farming fruits and vegetables and selling them to the supermarkets throughout the city.
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Anonymous2009-05-06 19:54
A cat wearing a big fur coat (made of dog fur), a purple hat in the style of Robin Hood and with a cane with a big diamond on the end pimping out two siamese twin female cats to other cats. He has the siamese cats hooked on catnip
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Ahonymous2009-05-06 23:17
A cat is playing SOCOM Navy Seals and is frustrated with how difficult it is. She throws the controller, with both forepaws, at the screen and then points at her dead avatar, mewing loudly.
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Anonymous2009-05-06 23:49
A cat flying an old biplane, sporting aviator goggles and a scarf
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Anonymous2009-05-08 0:42
Wearing one of those wooly rasta hats, listening to bob marley, smoking a spliff.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 1:53
Imagine a cat crawling through your ceiling, and sticking his head through a hole that piques his interest. Perhaps he watches you masturbate. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 13:01
Imagine a cat in a submarine, looking through a periscope and seeing something that piques his interst. Perhaps it is a salmon. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 15:28
Imagine a cat snorting a big line of cocaine then ripping a mouses head off
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Ahonymous2009-05-08 20:42
Imagine a cat wearing horn rimmed glasses and playing an electric guitar. It dies in a plane crash later.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:53
Imagine a cat applying for and getting a job as a taxi driver. It then buys guns on the black market and uses them to kill a pimp and his associates.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:54
Imagine a bunch of cat scientists working at the Nevada test site during the 1950's for the U.S. Government setting off nuclear bombs.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:59
Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore a prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:01
Imagine a cat walking to the grocery store to buy some milk. It scans the shelf for no fat milk with a paw on its chin. After finding the milk it wants, it goes to the counter and engages in small talk with the (human) cashier as he rings up the purchase. It pays for the milk with a twenty dollar bill that was in its collar and mews a goodbye. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:03
Imagine a cat sitting on a couch with two teenagers. They are all sharing a joint and watching "Driving Miss Daisy". The cat comments on the silliness of the movie due to its altered state of mind.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:23
>>73
Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore Prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:32
>>76
Imagine a cat posting on /lounge/ and failing. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 22:22
Imagine a cat wearing denim overalls and a yellow hardhat, whilst operating a jackhammer.
He stops what he's doing to whistle at a fine lady cat strutting down the street. She gives him a sly glance. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 23:00
A cat standing at the front of a ship, staring out over the ocean, in search of the great white whale.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 23:24
A cat waving air traffic control wands, signalling birds to land
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Anonymous2009-05-09 0:44
A cat who lets mice frolic on his fat belly. What does he care; he's already fat, and sleepy.
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Anonymous2009-05-09 0:47
Imagine a cat delivering pizzas for the mafia wearing an arachonofiber uniform with a pair of swords on his back. Fancy that.
Imagine an overweight cat sitting at a computer desk in a dark room typing up a response to a post someone made on an internet forum. It is drinking Red Bull and has /d/ open in another tab. Fancy that.
Jeepers, look how rich that guy got, bringing pizza cats to you: Haim Saban (Hebrew: חיים סבן, born 15 October 1944 in Alexandria, Egypt[1]) is a television and media proprietor. With an estimated current[update] net worth of 2.8 billion USD, he is ranked by Forbes as the 102nd richest person in America.
Hebrew?
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Anonymous2009-05-09 11:36
Imagine a cat wearing a stripey jumper and a face mask stealing a milk lorry. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-10 20:36
A cat dressed as a ninja creeping up on a mouse and then slitting its throat from behind with a sharpened claw. The mouse turns around and looks in the cats eyes as his lifeblood drains, and the cat says to him, "Mew"
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Anonymous2009-05-10 20:40
Imagine a bunch of cats driving their antique cars to a weekly show during the summer.
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Anonymous2009-05-11 5:51
A cat and his roommate are coming home after eating dinner at Arby's together. They spent the whole ride home arguing about the Clinton impeachment from a few years ago. As they walk to the door, their voices raise as the two get more and more angry at each other's opinions.
The roommate thinks the whole trial was just a witch hunt, but the cat take purrrrrjury very seriously.
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Anonymous2009-05-11 8:56
>>93
The horsey sauce is enough to bring together the opposing sides, they sit down and after a bite of delicious roast beef, are able to reconcile their differences.
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Anonymous2009-05-11 9:59
>>94
Reading comprehension FAIL, they were on their way home from Arby's.
Imagine a cat reading catchan.org and laughing whenehver mutilated cats are posted, but whenever someone posts a picture called "Zippohuman" it flames the poster.
Imagine a cat sitting alone listening to mournful jazz, remembering when he used to slow dance with his long lost sweetheart to the very same song, many years ago
>>102
Please, if you must do this, do it in /vip/
Although at least you had a cat themed name for your post.
Imagine a cat, running a pet rescue centre for budgies. None of the budgies are ever seen again. Fancy that
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Anonymous2009-05-11 12:01
Imagine a cat wearing a chef's hat and an apron that says "Kiss the Cook!", flipping fish burgers on a grill.
>>108
Some of the posts in this thread really remind me of the humour of Jimmy Carr, ie >>15 , >>25 and >>12
I doubt he posts here, but it's that kind of quality this place needs.
Imagine a cat riding a harley davidson. On its leather jacket it says "Born to be undomesticated"
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Anonymous2009-05-12 3:48
Imagine a cat writing his lifes memoirs. It consists mostly of the interesting places he has been at night while his owners were asleep. He pauses and remembers one of his earliest memories. Maybe it is of his first ball of wool. Fancy that
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Anonymous2009-05-12 8:14
>>109 >>15 and >>25 here, thanks. I looked up Jimmy Carr. I'll keep an eye out.
undomesticated... hilarious.
>>111
Fuck you and every other dipshit like you who doesn't make an effort to accept an undeserved praise modestly. Pretentious underachievers like you or scum like the poets who think they're anything after writing a word or two of dubious value (and if there is any value it is usually coincidental) should burn at the stake.
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Anonymous2009-05-12 20:37
>>113
Imagine a cat sitting at a computer sobbing loudly smashing out his tears via a keyboard. Said cat is getting mad over a stranger on the Internet, fancy that!
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Anonymous2009-05-12 21:54
>>113
Or maybe it was just people being nice? You've really got some issues there Buddy. I think you need a hug. Hey everybody, hugs for anon113.
>>119
You just can't think of anything decent yourself.
Anyway, read the entire thread (if you know how...something tells me you're new here) and you will see there are plenty of good ones.
As I said, you can't think of anything decent yourself though.
Imagine a cat routing his connection through seven proxies simply to call someone an offensive name on the internet. Perhaps he calls them an anus. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-13 23:31
>>126
Insults from BBCode failures fall on deaf ears. Fag.
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Anonymous2009-05-13 23:46
Imagine a cat with four friends. Perhaps they are carrying data from the internet to your computer. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat painting an oil painting of the doe-eyed cat he loves that lives with the rich family down the street.He is getting annoyed with the inconsistency of some of the lighting and the way he has't managed to capture it quite perfectly. He gets high on catnip and in a fit of rage rakes his claws down it, ruining the present he was making for his unattainable love. As he comes to from his fit of rage, he notices his front door was open and the very same cat he was doing the painting of is stood there and has seen the whole episode. She looks him in the eyes, says "Mew..." and walks away. Fancy that
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Anonymous2009-05-14 11:57
Imagine a cat repeatedly opening and closing the door to the airing cupboard, watching the towels flapping around. Perhaps the towels have striped patterns on. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-14 12:27
Imagine a cat riding a bicycle. But his legs are too short to reach the pedals. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-14 12:38
Imagine a cat curled up on the sill, and being so fascinated by the bird feeding outside his window that he takes a photograph of it. Perhaps it is a blue jay. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-14 13:01
Imagine a cat masturbating to pornographic images. Perhaps they are of Charlize Theron. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat working in a genetics testing laboratory. He is working on improving the genetic code to mice. Maybe he selectively breeds the tastiest litters. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-20 14:25
Eureka! Genetically enhanced Kobe mice. Mmmmmmmmm
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Anonymous2009-05-20 15:22
>>155
I wonder if one can import these wanezumi for breeding in the US.
Family Health International based its own studies on race and penis size on condom breakage and slippage rates. The studies found the differences to be statistically insignificant and found the results from these studies pertaining to penis size and condom failure to be inconclusive. Family Health International also referenced a study by Anita Nelson and another study by Markus Steiner which also concluded that differences in penis size were insignificant while citing that the World Health Organization found slight differences in size based on racial profile with African, Caucasian, and Asian in descending order. [58] Medical health and human sexuality author, Dr. David Delvin, GP, states that there is no correlation between penis size and race. [59]
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Anonymous2009-05-20 20:00
>>159
Copypasta Monkey. Methinks thou dost protest too much.
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Anonymous2009-05-20 20:23
Imagine a bunch of cats at a construction site building a house. All are wearing hardhats, and the supervisors are wearing shirts with slacks and talking back and forth with other cats on a Sprint push-to-talk phone.
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Anonymous2009-05-23 4:33
Imagine a cat out in the night. He fancies himself the defender of cattesses and kittens, ever ready to come to their aid. The occasion has yet to present itself, but he is ready. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-23 7:36
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Anonymous2009-05-23 7:43
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Anonymous2009-05-23 14:30
Imagine a cat imagining a world without niggers. Perhaps he smiles. Fancy that.
this guys msn he started saying to this girl i know telling her to die and her parents hate her please just spam the hell outta him or something just to piss him off i hate hes guts >.>
This guy has insulted a very good friend of mine while drunk in his dorm room. I only ask people on here to "assist" with bringing his cell phone down @ 1-715-220-6389. This IS quite harsh if some of you help, but, for the things he has said, I could hardly think of another way to show what else is out there.
If you can forward this to other places, this will do my friend justice.
Thank you.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 3:49
>>190
Sure thing bro! I'm spamming it as I type this, he's going to get so many messages lol.
You did the right thing posting that here, btw. /lounge/ isn't like /b/, we welcome personal army requests here.
How about a latina cat who comes to do the washing then ends up licking out the actual latina house maid and them both getting sprung by the house old latino gardener and his fuzzy wuzzy cat.
Imagine a cat is laid in bed smoking marijuana. It hasn't washed in days. It looks out of the window and something he sees piques his interest, maybe it is a bird, but he can't be bothered to go outside to try and engage it. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-06-30 2:21
Imagine a cat, looking back over old threads in world4ch. Perhaps it comes across one that is less than 5 years old, and it piques his interest, maybe he bumps it. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-06-30 9:30
Imagine a cat, sitting in a window licking its paws. He notices that you're watching and gives you a wink. Then he goes back to washing. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat, laying on the couch calmed at the brink of sleep when I suddenly jump over her landing on its belly, the pressure on her body lets a fart escape her cornhole and I lay on the sofa digusted but laughing my ass off, then I fart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-08-15 0:51
Imagine a cat, worried about his existence. Perhaps having no belief in life after death he conducts himself differently. Fancy that.
Imagine a feline composer. He sits on his stool writing symphonies and sonatas with a fountain pen in his mouth, while playing with a ball of yarn. While writing, he signs the piece by dipping his paw in ink. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-04-18 0:59
Imagine a cat, concatenating the contents of several files along with the input, piping the result into the next command in the chain. Perhaps the next command is a grep. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-04-18 1:55
Imagine an Anonymous cat. He surfs, and lurks and poasts, but doesn't use a tricode, because he's not a fag. The his balls pop out. Fancy that.
>>225
If you ignore the shitposts in this thread, like yours, this is one of the best threads ever made here. I've loved it since the day it was first posted.
>>226
I have to agree with you. This thread is one of the lasting remnants from a time before world4ch sunk into complete IMAGEBOARD QUALITY retardation.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 8:56
>>227
You asshole. This thread was from 2009 and at that point people were already constantly saying that /lounge/ was overrun by /b/tards and not like the good old days. Hell, I've been posting here since early 2007 and even back then everybody was bemoaning the loss of quality compared to when World4ch had its own domain.
/lounge/ has certainly been a cesspit of shit since I first came here, but every now and again (even nowadays) there is a nugget of gold (like this thread) so we keep digging through the shit.
This thread is over now and has fully derailed into meta-discussion so I won't even sage. Great thread while it lasted, though.
Imagine a cat is back staying at his parents house for a few days while school is out. They leave him in the house all day, and he decides to cook something. Maybe he finds something in the oven, which he never used to use when he actually lived there. Maybe it is his Dad's vodka. Fancy that.
I can't believe that fucking hiding place has worked on me for the last 18 years.
Imagine a cat told to get the fuck out of a messageboard by someone who can't make him. Perhaps that person is severely a severely autistic virgin with a small cock. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 10:58
>>231 autistic virgin with a small cock
You couldn't have been more wrong. I literally just finished jerking off about all the hot bitches who want me (seriously - no lie). I really do have a massive penis and am sexing two girls at the moment (separately, secretly). Both are totally in love with me and I have to tell them to fuck off sometimes so I can smoke weed anf jerk off while browsing /lounge/, and I have like three other babes with crushes on me. I also have heaps of friends and a well-paying, creative job. No autism here. And I'm seriously not making this up. Brutal honesty is part of my style, that's why I mentioned the jerking off stuff. So yeah, get your head out of your ass and get the fuck out of here before you're violently thrown out by your ear.
>>228
Normally, I'd agree with you (which is why normally, I wouldn't make a post like >>227), but these are not normal times and when I was referring to "world4ch", I was referring to all the boards under its name, not just /lounge/. If you take a quick look at /prog/, you'll see that it's no longer the place it used to be (I'm surprised that /prog/ didn't die sooner), same with pretty much any other board. Looking at old /lounge/ threads from 2007, they certainly weren't great, but world4ch as a whole had better threads and posts than it does now.
Or, I could be wrong and it's all a cyclical thing. Maybe the fact that it's text-only adds as a check and balance to keeping it from degenerating into complete shit. Judging by how things stand now (with world4ch as a whole and not just /lounge/), I'm going to have to consider the former rather than the latter as the more possible outcome.
The point is people have been saying that same thing for years on /lounge/. /prog/ is mostly shit due to the types of sites that link to it. Nobody links to /lounge/. It's an incredibly small trickle of people who contribute for more than a few days here.
It's a small amount of people just fucking around and pretending to be stupid because they're bored/want and audience and then occasionally produce something non-retarded by virtue of probability. The great thing about /lounge/ is that it is functionally unmoderated and just high-profile enough to have a steady amount of responses. So we all feel comfortable enough to experiment here, sometimes good things get created. We're just a big family really, I love every regular here.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:33
>>234
Also, to extrapolate - /lounge/ /prog/ and /vip/ (arguably /book/ too) are the only boards on World4ch that have the spirit of World4ch in them (the others could be any board, they don't have the unique charm World4ch is known for). /vip/ is supposed to be shit. /prog/ is too popular. /lounge/ is the pinnacle of World4ch and the last remaining bastion for its spirit!
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:39
>>234-235
I guess you're right with certain boards. /prog/ has been extremely lacking in the "world4ch spirit" as of late, though. I'd still argue that this place would be a bit better if it went back to its original domain, though.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:55
>>236
Exactly. /prog/ has been lost to the forces of progress and is slowly becoming a generic board. /lounge/'s lack of popular appeal means that won't happen here. World4ch's spirit still resides here! We must nurture it here, and stop criticizing /lounge/ for the quirks that come from being a safe place to experiment.