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Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 0:33

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 0:58

My cat likes to watch tennis.  Must be the ball that intrigues him

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 1:01

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 1:16

I'd like to see a cat putting on tennis shoes.  And I'd like to see the look on his face when he puts the first one on one of his front paws and he realizes he won't be able to tie the laces.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-24 6:05

My cat once got diarrhea which I imagined to be more of a human thing! But it wasn't much fun if you know what i'm saying!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 6:07

>>5
facepalm.txt

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 6:29

I have a budgie. I love her. When I play guitar and sing along to the radio she joins in chirping

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 14:00

what a little feathery sweetheart

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 0:47

Vacuuming, but still afraid.  But still vacuuming.  Because being a cat is being afraid, but doing it anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 9:33

>>9
My friends dog is scared of balloons for some reason, they creep her out. She goes loco at them and makes concerned noises and isn't happy till they are popped

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 19:50

Doing carpentry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 20:07

Sitting in an armchair, wearing a robe, smoking a pipe

Name: /lounge/bot 2009-04-27 22:01

/lounge/bot presents, Prostitute for a Day, a harrowing tale of romance and childhood ambitions

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 1:13

A cat gripping a pen between his paws.  He can spell KAT and ME FOOD NOW

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 1:24

>>14
He can spell KAT but not CAT?  That's just ridiculous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 1:44

Playing an electric keyboard to a vid of a dude in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 3:39

Being strapped into the cockpit of a 1950's era rocket.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 5:51

Getting their head crushed by some crazy chink in stilettos

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 9:15

Getting owned by kenny glen

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 0:56

Adopting a little squirrel as if it was another kitten.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:09

Being run over by a car and guts splat everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 2:56

>>21
the topic is cat doing stuff, not stuff happen to cat, learn the difference between active and passive, Jeepers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 6:20

Wearing a little sailor suit and looking pleased at how smart it looks

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:44

A kitten baking bread in the kitchen but it falls into the dough and then you enter the kitchen and it pops it's head up from the dough with one ear bent and looks guilty and you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 19:34

Spitting in the dog food bowl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 23:13

Wearing a pair of boxers and a beer-stained wife beater

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 0:20

more cool than amusing, but can you imagine two cats in a knife fight?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 3:24

Licking the inside of your mouth while you're sleeping.  Your mouth, not mine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 5:03

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 5:20

an army of cats sodomizing >>29 in turn, while he's strapped to a bed face down.  Then eating him alive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 5:59

typing in a post on /lounge/ to sage a stupid ass racist thread, cause cats are progressive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 8:34

Crying when he finds out Kurt Cobain shot himself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 8:55

>>32
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG. SHIT, YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T IF YOU WEREN'T IN SOME EASY-MODE DEVELOPED, WESTERN COUNTRY


TL;DR FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 8:57

>>33
Internet tough guy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:05

>>34
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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:13

>>35
Zonu!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:33

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-30 9:45

>>37
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:52

>>38
fucking brian

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 11:09

I imagine a cat cruising down the street in his '64.
And jocking the bitches, slapping the hoes.

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