I'd like to see a cat putting on tennis shoes. And I'd like to see the look on his face when he puts the first one on one of his front paws and he realizes he won't be able to tie the laces.
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!MILKRIBS4k2009-04-24 6:05
My cat once got diarrhea which I imagined to be more of a human thing! But it wasn't much fun if you know what i'm saying!
I have a budgie. I love her. When I play guitar and sing along to the radio she joins in chirping
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Anonymous2009-04-24 14:00
what a little feathery sweetheart
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Anonymous2009-04-25 0:47
Vacuuming, but still afraid. But still vacuuming. Because being a cat is being afraid, but doing it anyway.
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Anonymous2009-04-25 9:33
>>9
My friends dog is scared of balloons for some reason, they creep her out. She goes loco at them and makes concerned noises and isn't happy till they are popped
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Anonymous2009-04-25 19:50
Doing carpentry.
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Anonymous2009-04-25 20:07
Sitting in an armchair, wearing a robe, smoking a pipe
/lounge/bot presents, Prostitute for a Day, a harrowing tale of romance and childhood ambitions
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:13
A cat gripping a pen between his paws. He can spell KAT and ME FOOD NOW
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:24
>>14
He can spell KAT but not CAT? That's just ridiculous.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 1:44
Playing an electric keyboard to a vid of a dude in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 3:39
Being strapped into the cockpit of a 1950's era rocket.
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Anonymous2009-04-28 5:51
Getting their head crushed by some crazy chink in stilettos
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Anonymous2009-04-28 9:15
Getting owned by kenny glen
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Anonymous2009-04-29 0:56
Adopting a little squirrel as if it was another kitten.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 2:09
Being run over by a car and guts splat everywhere.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 2:56
>>21
the topic is cat doing stuff, not stuff happen to cat, learn the difference between active and passive, Jeepers.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 6:20
Wearing a little sailor suit and looking pleased at how smart it looks
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Anonymous2009-04-29 16:44
A kitten baking bread in the kitchen but it falls into the dough and then you enter the kitchen and it pops it's head up from the dough with one ear bent and looks guilty and you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Anonymous2009-04-29 19:34
Spitting in the dog food bowl.
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Anonymous2009-04-29 23:13
Wearing a pair of boxers and a beer-stained wife beater
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Anonymous2009-04-30 0:20
more cool than amusing, but can you imagine two cats in a knife fight?
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Anonymous2009-04-30 3:24
Licking the inside of your mouth while you're sleeping. Your mouth, not mine.
an army of cats sodomizing >>29 in turn, while he's strapped to a bed face down. Then eating him alive.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 5:59
typing in a post on /lounge/ to sage a stupid ass racist thread, cause cats are progressive.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 8:34
Crying when he finds out Kurt Cobain shot himself.
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Anonymous2009-04-30 8:55
>>32
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG. SHIT, YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T IF YOU WEREN'T IN SOME EASY-MODE DEVELOPED, WESTERN COUNTRY