Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

Imagine a cat is back staying at his parents house for a few days while school is out. They leave him in the house all day, and he decides to cook something. Maybe he finds something in the oven, which he never used to use when he actually lived there. Maybe it is his Dad's vodka. Fancy that.

I can't believe that fucking hiding place has worked on me for the last 18 years.