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Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 0:33

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 20:23

Imagine a bunch of cats at a construction site building a house. All are wearing hardhats, and the supervisors are wearing shirts with slacks and talking back and forth with other cats on a Sprint push-to-talk phone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 4:33

Imagine a cat out in the night.  He fancies himself the defender of cattesses and kittens, ever ready to come to their aid.  The occasion has yet to present itself, but he is ready.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:36

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 14:30

Imagine a cat imagining a world without niggers. Perhaps he smiles. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 15:02

>>165
The black man invented peanut butter.  It has only brought pain to the feline world

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 15:39

Teach Astrophysics

Name: oh hey there 2009-05-25 16:04

bmx20042004@hotmail.com

Please have some fun with this msn :)

this guys msn he started saying to this girl i know telling her to die and her parents hate her please just spam the hell outta him or something just to piss him off i hate hes guts >.>

 bmx20042004@hotmail.com
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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 22:07

Imagine a cat downloading porn. Maybe it is of two siamese twin cats. Perhaps they have incestual relations. Fancy that

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 23:54

Imagine a cat emailing curses and slurs to bmx20042004@hotmail.com.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 7:14

Imagine a cat taking a shit. He is smoking a joint. Maybe he posts on /lounge/ from his phone. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 9:48


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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-01 9:56

Imagine a cat riding a bicycle. It has a flag on the back. Perhaps the flag says "Nice thread!". Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 15:53



          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Imagine a cat sitting on a table. Fancy that.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 16:44

>>174
          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Good god clean yourself up man!
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |                                      

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 17:05

>>175

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < I'll try sir!
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |              

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 21:15

Imagine a cat, making his own hamburgers from scratch. He uses his own meat for the burgers. Perhaps it is mousemeat. Fancy that

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 0:41

Imaging if there was no cat. Fancy that.

   __________
                 \
   ___________\
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |

Name: RedCream 2009-06-05 0:42

Imagine a cat, posting to Daily Kos ... and that cat disagrees with the posted topic.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 1:50

Imagine a cat conquering far-off lands.  Perhaps it is Africa.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 6:09

Imagine a cat, it is laying in the sun on its back, sleeping. It is dreaming. Maybe it dreams of cat heaven. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 6:13

Imagine a chatfatigué le haxxeur et j'ai une zone privée de haxx ;) haxx haxx !

Name: RedCream 2009-06-07 12:59

Imagine a cat, speaking French, and posting that French on boards, causing EPIC FAIL.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 13:14

chuis chatfatigué le haxxeur et j'ai une zone privée de haxx ;) haxx haxx !

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 13:15

Imagine RedCream using /b/ terminology in /lounge/. Perhaps he thinks he's clever. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 21:53

Imagine a cat being brought breakfast in bed by his cat wife, of his favourite meal on a Sunday morning. Perhaps it is fish and chips. Fancy that.

Name: RedCream 2009-06-25 2:29

Imagine a cat, merely existing, seeking to make no other impression upon its environment.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 2:56

Imagine a cat chopped up and made into a sausage. Perhaps it is served with eggs. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 3:22

>>188
GTFO, corean!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 3:30

This guy has insulted a very good friend of mine while drunk in his dorm room. I only ask people on here to "assist" with bringing his cell phone down @ 1-715-220-6389. This IS quite harsh if some of you help, but, for the things he has said, I could hardly think of another way to show what else is out there.
If you can forward this to other places, this will do my friend justice.
Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 3:49

>>190
Sure thing bro! I'm spamming it as I type this, he's going to get so many messages lol.
You did the right thing posting that here, btw. /lounge/ isn't like /b/, we welcome personal army requests here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 4:05

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 4:38

Work in a korean restuarant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 6:34

>>193
There is no k in corean.

Name: Anonymouse 2009-06-25 6:42

>>194
Work in a Corean restaurant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:13

Stop being such a bunch of clowndicks and post some amusing things cats are meant to do you idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:13

Do cats lick out women? I need a cat. My gf is into furry.

Yeah yeah I know, but hell I love her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:17

Imagine a cat being forced to lick catnip from a womans vagina. Perhaps she is a sick fuck. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:40

>>197-198

RAEP RAEP RAEP !

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 8:55

>>197
I have pictures of that but the girl seems kinda young and this is a text board so I won't post them.

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