Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

This guy has insulted a very good friend of mine while drunk in his dorm room. I only ask people on here to "assist" with bringing his cell phone down @ 1-715-220-6389. This IS quite harsh if some of you help, but, for the things he has said, I could hardly think of another way to show what else is out there.
If you can forward this to other places, this will do my friend justice.
Thank you.