How about a latina cat who comes to do the washing then ends up licking out the actual latina house maid and them both getting sprung by the house old latino gardener and his fuzzy wuzzy cat.
Imagine a cat is laid in bed smoking marijuana. It hasn't washed in days. It looks out of the window and something he sees piques his interest, maybe it is a bird, but he can't be bothered to go outside to try and engage it. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-06-30 2:21
Imagine a cat, looking back over old threads in world4ch. Perhaps it comes across one that is less than 5 years old, and it piques his interest, maybe he bumps it. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-06-30 9:30
Imagine a cat, sitting in a window licking its paws. He notices that you're watching and gives you a wink. Then he goes back to washing. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat, laying on the couch calmed at the brink of sleep when I suddenly jump over her landing on its belly, the pressure on her body lets a fart escape her cornhole and I lay on the sofa digusted but laughing my ass off, then I fart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2010-08-15 0:51
Imagine a cat, worried about his existence. Perhaps having no belief in life after death he conducts himself differently. Fancy that.
Imagine a feline composer. He sits on his stool writing symphonies and sonatas with a fountain pen in his mouth, while playing with a ball of yarn. While writing, he signs the piece by dipping his paw in ink. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-04-18 0:59
Imagine a cat, concatenating the contents of several files along with the input, piping the result into the next command in the chain. Perhaps the next command is a grep. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-04-18 1:55
Imagine an Anonymous cat. He surfs, and lurks and poasts, but doesn't use a tricode, because he's not a fag. The his balls pop out. Fancy that.
>>225
If you ignore the shitposts in this thread, like yours, this is one of the best threads ever made here. I've loved it since the day it was first posted.
>>226
I have to agree with you. This thread is one of the lasting remnants from a time before world4ch sunk into complete IMAGEBOARD QUALITY retardation.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 8:56
>>227
You asshole. This thread was from 2009 and at that point people were already constantly saying that /lounge/ was overrun by /b/tards and not like the good old days. Hell, I've been posting here since early 2007 and even back then everybody was bemoaning the loss of quality compared to when World4ch had its own domain.
/lounge/ has certainly been a cesspit of shit since I first came here, but every now and again (even nowadays) there is a nugget of gold (like this thread) so we keep digging through the shit.
This thread is over now and has fully derailed into meta-discussion so I won't even sage. Great thread while it lasted, though.
Imagine a cat is back staying at his parents house for a few days while school is out. They leave him in the house all day, and he decides to cook something. Maybe he finds something in the oven, which he never used to use when he actually lived there. Maybe it is his Dad's vodka. Fancy that.
I can't believe that fucking hiding place has worked on me for the last 18 years.
Imagine a cat told to get the fuck out of a messageboard by someone who can't make him. Perhaps that person is severely a severely autistic virgin with a small cock. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 10:58
>>231 autistic virgin with a small cock
You couldn't have been more wrong. I literally just finished jerking off about all the hot bitches who want me (seriously - no lie). I really do have a massive penis and am sexing two girls at the moment (separately, secretly). Both are totally in love with me and I have to tell them to fuck off sometimes so I can smoke weed anf jerk off while browsing /lounge/, and I have like three other babes with crushes on me. I also have heaps of friends and a well-paying, creative job. No autism here. And I'm seriously not making this up. Brutal honesty is part of my style, that's why I mentioned the jerking off stuff. So yeah, get your head out of your ass and get the fuck out of here before you're violently thrown out by your ear.
>>228
Normally, I'd agree with you (which is why normally, I wouldn't make a post like >>227), but these are not normal times and when I was referring to "world4ch", I was referring to all the boards under its name, not just /lounge/. If you take a quick look at /prog/, you'll see that it's no longer the place it used to be (I'm surprised that /prog/ didn't die sooner), same with pretty much any other board. Looking at old /lounge/ threads from 2007, they certainly weren't great, but world4ch as a whole had better threads and posts than it does now.
Or, I could be wrong and it's all a cyclical thing. Maybe the fact that it's text-only adds as a check and balance to keeping it from degenerating into complete shit. Judging by how things stand now (with world4ch as a whole and not just /lounge/), I'm going to have to consider the former rather than the latter as the more possible outcome.
The point is people have been saying that same thing for years on /lounge/. /prog/ is mostly shit due to the types of sites that link to it. Nobody links to /lounge/. It's an incredibly small trickle of people who contribute for more than a few days here.
It's a small amount of people just fucking around and pretending to be stupid because they're bored/want and audience and then occasionally produce something non-retarded by virtue of probability. The great thing about /lounge/ is that it is functionally unmoderated and just high-profile enough to have a steady amount of responses. So we all feel comfortable enough to experiment here, sometimes good things get created. We're just a big family really, I love every regular here.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:33
>>234
Also, to extrapolate - /lounge/ /prog/ and /vip/ (arguably /book/ too) are the only boards on World4ch that have the spirit of World4ch in them (the others could be any board, they don't have the unique charm World4ch is known for). /vip/ is supposed to be shit. /prog/ is too popular. /lounge/ is the pinnacle of World4ch and the last remaining bastion for its spirit!
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:39
>>234-235
I guess you're right with certain boards. /prog/ has been extremely lacking in the "world4ch spirit" as of late, though. I'd still argue that this place would be a bit better if it went back to its original domain, though.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 11:55
>>236
Exactly. /prog/ has been lost to the forces of progress and is slowly becoming a generic board. /lounge/'s lack of popular appeal means that won't happen here. World4ch's spirit still resides here! We must nurture it here, and stop criticizing /lounge/ for the quirks that come from being a safe place to experiment.