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Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 0:33

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 16:45

>>33
bot

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:52

>>37
I did not know cats could be drowned dead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:59

I did not know that >>42 is DQN... now I do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 20:04

Strutting down the street doing a dance to singing in the rain

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 3:20

playing the piano jazz style under a spotlight and smoking a cigarette from a cigarette holder

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 3:24

scratching a filthy turk in the face

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 3:31

>>46
Sitting at a computer, laughing at a butthurt post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 14:46

Wearing a monocle, quoting from a thesaurus

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 21:34

Playing "The Entertainer" on a floor piano like the one from that movie with Tom Hanks in

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 0:28

Best thread!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:30

Skateboarding with a baseball cap on sideways

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:41

Re-enacting the dance scene in the diner from pulp fiction

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:15

Calling MILKRIBS4K an anus on /lounge/ and laughing his ass off

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 19:16

>>53
A cat would be smart enough to know I am no anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:18

>>54
Let that be the last comment from you, this thread does NOT need ruining. It's my favourite one for a while.

Imagine a cat waiting outside a mouse hole dangling a big block of cheese and chortling to himself

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:21

>>55
Agreed.

Imagine a cat flying a helicopter for the local news station giving a report on morning traffic.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 19:23

Playing hacky sack at a community college

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:30

Ice skating and looking with a slight grin of disdain at a dog who isn't smooth enough to pull it off and is just skidding around

Name: RedCream 2009-05-06 19:43

Imagine a cat barking like an owl.  Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:45

Giving Milkribs a stern talking to about his trolling

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 19:48

>>60
I can insure you I am no troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:50

Cats farming fruits and vegetables and selling them to the supermarkets throughout the city.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:54

A cat wearing a big fur coat (made of dog fur), a purple hat in the style of Robin Hood and with a cane with a big diamond on the end pimping out two siamese twin female cats to other cats. He has the siamese cats hooked on catnip

Name: Ahonymous 2009-05-06 23:17

A cat is playing SOCOM Navy Seals and is frustrated with how difficult it is. She throws the controller, with both forepaws, at the screen and then points at her dead avatar, mewing loudly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 23:49

A cat flying an old biplane, sporting aviator goggles and a scarf

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:42

Wearing one of those wooly rasta hats, listening to bob marley, smoking a spliff.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:53

Imagine a cat crawling through your ceiling, and sticking his head through a hole that piques his interest.  Perhaps he watches you masturbate.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:01

Imagine a cat in a submarine, looking through a periscope and seeing something that piques his interst. Perhaps it is a salmon. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:28

Imagine a cat snorting a big line of cocaine then ripping a mouses head off

Name: Ahonymous 2009-05-08 20:42

Imagine a cat wearing horn rimmed glasses and playing an electric guitar. It dies in a plane crash later.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 20:53

Imagine a cat applying for and getting a job as a taxi driver. It then buys guns on the black market and uses them to kill a pimp and his associates.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 20:54

Imagine a bunch of cat scientists working at the Nevada test site during the 1950's for the U.S. Government setting off nuclear bombs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 20:59

Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore a prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 21:01

Imagine a cat walking to the grocery store to buy some milk. It scans the shelf for no fat milk with a paw on its chin. After finding the milk it wants, it goes to the counter and engages in small talk with the (human) cashier as he rings up the purchase. It pays for the milk with a twenty dollar bill that was in its collar and mews a goodbye. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 21:03

Imagine a cat sitting on a couch with two teenagers. They are all sharing a joint and watching "Driving Miss Daisy". The cat comments on the silliness of the movie due to its altered state of mind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 21:23

>>73
Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore Prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 21:32

>>76
Imagine a cat posting on /lounge/ and failing. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 22:22

Imagine a cat wearing denim overalls and a yellow hardhat, whilst operating a jackhammer.
He stops what he's doing to whistle at a fine lady cat strutting down the street.  She gives him a sly glance. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 23:00

A cat standing at the front of a ship, staring out over the ocean, in search of the great white whale.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 23:24

A cat waving air traffic control wands, signalling birds to land

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