Cats farming fruits and vegetables and selling them to the supermarkets throughout the city.
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Anonymous2009-05-06 19:54
A cat wearing a big fur coat (made of dog fur), a purple hat in the style of Robin Hood and with a cane with a big diamond on the end pimping out two siamese twin female cats to other cats. He has the siamese cats hooked on catnip
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Ahonymous2009-05-06 23:17
A cat is playing SOCOM Navy Seals and is frustrated with how difficult it is. She throws the controller, with both forepaws, at the screen and then points at her dead avatar, mewing loudly.
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Anonymous2009-05-06 23:49
A cat flying an old biplane, sporting aviator goggles and a scarf
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Anonymous2009-05-08 0:42
Wearing one of those wooly rasta hats, listening to bob marley, smoking a spliff.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 1:53
Imagine a cat crawling through your ceiling, and sticking his head through a hole that piques his interest. Perhaps he watches you masturbate. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 13:01
Imagine a cat in a submarine, looking through a periscope and seeing something that piques his interst. Perhaps it is a salmon. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 15:28
Imagine a cat snorting a big line of cocaine then ripping a mouses head off
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Ahonymous2009-05-08 20:42
Imagine a cat wearing horn rimmed glasses and playing an electric guitar. It dies in a plane crash later.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:53
Imagine a cat applying for and getting a job as a taxi driver. It then buys guns on the black market and uses them to kill a pimp and his associates.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:54
Imagine a bunch of cat scientists working at the Nevada test site during the 1950's for the U.S. Government setting off nuclear bombs.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 20:59
Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore a prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:01
Imagine a cat walking to the grocery store to buy some milk. It scans the shelf for no fat milk with a paw on its chin. After finding the milk it wants, it goes to the counter and engages in small talk with the (human) cashier as he rings up the purchase. It pays for the milk with a twenty dollar bill that was in its collar and mews a goodbye. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:03
Imagine a cat sitting on a couch with two teenagers. They are all sharing a joint and watching "Driving Miss Daisy". The cat comments on the silliness of the movie due to its altered state of mind.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:23
>>73
Imagine a cat wearing a tutu and working to restore Prince's shattered heart. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 21:32
>>76
Imagine a cat posting on /lounge/ and failing. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 22:22
Imagine a cat wearing denim overalls and a yellow hardhat, whilst operating a jackhammer.
He stops what he's doing to whistle at a fine lady cat strutting down the street. She gives him a sly glance. Fancy that.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 23:00
A cat standing at the front of a ship, staring out over the ocean, in search of the great white whale.
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Anonymous2009-05-08 23:24
A cat waving air traffic control wands, signalling birds to land