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Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 0:33

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 0:41

>>119
You just can't think of anything decent yourself.
Anyway, read the entire thread (if you know how...something tells me you're new here) and you will see there are plenty of good ones.
As I said, you can't think of anything decent yourself though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 1:06

>>119
Yep, they suck.

I think you have to be a 40 year old housewife to find these amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 1:25

Imagine a cat as a 40 year old housewife.  Maybe it's baking a batch of muffins.  Fancy that.

Name: pork soda 2009-05-13 5:06

Imagine a cat being thrown in boiling water and being eaten by a chinaman soldier who just killed 43 Tibetan monks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 5:06

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 9:48

>>120
Yeah, because everyone's idioms and dialect come from the TV shows that are [i]you[i] watch.  Presumptuous little turd.

Imagine a cat trying to make ends meet by selling bibles door to door.  In Salem.  In 1692.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 22:56

Imagine a cat routing his connection through seven proxies simply to call someone an offensive name on the internet. Perhaps he calls them an anus. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 23:31

>>126
Insults from BBCode failures fall on deaf ears. Fag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 23:46

Imagine a cat with four friends.  Perhaps they are carrying data from the internet to your computer.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 0:01

>>119
A cat sodomizing rude children.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 0:10

SPAM

EAT FANCY FEAST FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 11:05

Imagine a cat painting an oil painting of the doe-eyed cat he loves that lives with the rich family down the street.He is getting annoyed with the inconsistency of some of the lighting and the way he has't managed to capture it quite perfectly. He gets high on catnip and in a fit of rage rakes his claws down it, ruining the present he was making for his unattainable love. As he comes to from his fit of rage, he notices his front door was open and the very same cat he was doing the painting of is stood there and has seen the whole episode. She looks him in the eyes, says "Mew..." and walks away. Fancy that

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 11:57

Imagine a cat repeatedly opening and closing the door to the airing cupboard, watching the towels flapping around. Perhaps the towels have striped patterns on. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 12:27

Imagine a cat riding a bicycle.  But his legs are too short to reach the pedals.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 12:38

Imagine a cat curled up on the sill, and being so fascinated by the bird feeding outside his window that he takes a photograph of it.  Perhaps it is a blue jay.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 13:01

Imagine a cat masturbating to pornographic images. Perhaps they are of Charlize Theron. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 13:08

>>136
* African American

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 13:14

>>137
monkey

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 14:30

imagine how it would be
a cat on the top making all the pussy
going on tour all around the world
tellin stories bout all the young girls

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 15:26

Imagine a cat eating a dog.

Name: RedCream 2009-05-14 16:30

>>140
Imagine a cat giving birth to a dog.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 14:29

Imagine a cat attempting to detonate a thermonuclear device by bashing it with a rock. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 3:09

Bump past spammer

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 5:22

Bumping past spam

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:21

Bumping past all the stupid spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 17:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4

Imagine this, but with the human and cat roles switched

Name: RedCream 2009-05-19 23:25

Imagine a cat, bumping this thread past all the spam.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 23:32

Transforming into a USB drive!

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=TAK10927&mode=retail

WOW HOW COOL IS THAT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 6:32

>>151
That is some seriously cool shit

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2009-05-20 12:24

>>82
Yes!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 13:47

Imagine a cat working in a genetics testing laboratory. He is working on improving the genetic code to mice. Maybe he selectively breeds the tastiest litters. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 14:25

Eureka!  Genetically enhanced Kobe mice.  Mmmmmmmmm

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 15:22

>>155
I wonder if one can import these wanezumi for breeding in the US.

Name: RedCream 2009-05-20 15:36

Imagine a cat piloting a spaceship to a neutron star, and being subject to intense tidal forces.  Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 19:03

Imagine a cat on its own, with no direction home.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 19:45

Race and penis size

Family Health International based its own studies on race and penis size on condom breakage and slippage rates. The studies found the differences to be statistically insignificant and found the results from these studies pertaining to penis size and condom failure to be inconclusive. Family Health International also referenced a study by Anita Nelson and another study by Markus Steiner which also concluded that differences in penis size were insignificant while citing that the World Health Organization found slight differences in size based on racial profile with African, Caucasian, and Asian in descending order. [58] Medical health and human sexuality author, Dr. David Delvin, GP, states that there is no correlation between penis size and race. [59]

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 20:00

>>159
Copypasta Monkey.  Methinks thou dost protest too much.

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