>>119
You just can't think of anything decent yourself.
Anyway, read the entire thread (if you know how...something tells me you're new here) and you will see there are plenty of good ones.
As I said, you can't think of anything decent yourself though.
Imagine a cat routing his connection through seven proxies simply to call someone an offensive name on the internet. Perhaps he calls them an anus. Fancy that.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-13 23:31
>>126
Insults from BBCode failures fall on deaf ears. Fag.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-13 23:46
Imagine a cat with four friends. Perhaps they are carrying data from the internet to your computer. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat painting an oil painting of the doe-eyed cat he loves that lives with the rich family down the street.He is getting annoyed with the inconsistency of some of the lighting and the way he has't managed to capture it quite perfectly. He gets high on catnip and in a fit of rage rakes his claws down it, ruining the present he was making for his unattainable love. As he comes to from his fit of rage, he notices his front door was open and the very same cat he was doing the painting of is stood there and has seen the whole episode. She looks him in the eyes, says "Mew..." and walks away. Fancy that
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-14 11:57
Imagine a cat repeatedly opening and closing the door to the airing cupboard, watching the towels flapping around. Perhaps the towels have striped patterns on. Fancy that.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-14 12:27
Imagine a cat riding a bicycle. But his legs are too short to reach the pedals. Fancy that.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-14 12:38
Imagine a cat curled up on the sill, and being so fascinated by the bird feeding outside his window that he takes a photograph of it. Perhaps it is a blue jay. Fancy that.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-14 13:01
Imagine a cat masturbating to pornographic images. Perhaps they are of Charlize Theron. Fancy that.
Imagine a cat working in a genetics testing laboratory. He is working on improving the genetic code to mice. Maybe he selectively breeds the tastiest litters. Fancy that.
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-20 14:25
Eureka! Genetically enhanced Kobe mice. Mmmmmmmmm
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-20 15:22
>>155
I wonder if one can import these wanezumi for breeding in the US.
Family Health International based its own studies on race and penis size on condom breakage and slippage rates. The studies found the differences to be statistically insignificant and found the results from these studies pertaining to penis size and condom failure to be inconclusive. Family Health International also referenced a study by Anita Nelson and another study by Markus Steiner which also concluded that differences in penis size were insignificant while citing that the World Health Organization found slight differences in size based on racial profile with African, Caucasian, and Asian in descending order. [58] Medical health and human sexuality author, Dr. David Delvin, GP, states that there is no correlation between penis size and race. [59]
Name:
Anonymous2009-05-20 20:00
>>159
Copypasta Monkey. Methinks thou dost protest too much.