Amusing things cats are imagined to do

Imagine a cat operating a television remote control, and stopping at a program that piques his interest.  Perhaps it is a fishing show.  Fancy that.

A cat and his roommate are coming home after eating dinner at Arby's together.  They spent the whole ride home arguing about the Clinton impeachment from a few years ago.  As they walk to the door, their voices raise as the two get more and more angry at each other's opinions.

The roommate thinks the whole trial was just a witch hunt, but the cat take purrrrrjury very seriously.