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"laziness"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 4:49

Hello /sci/,
Could you explain to me why people are willing to go out of their way "to be lazy".
Examples:
  Walking an extra 20 feet to the automatic door instead of pushing open the other door.
  Waiting an additional 5 minutes instead of going up a flight of stairs.
I'm sure you've observed others. Is it just a habit people get into? Has there ever been a study into this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 4:50

oops, it should say "waiting for a lift" in between "minutes" and "instead"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 5:45

simple.

people have a mind-set of "convenience". Whatever "appears" more convenient than something else is their path of least resistance.

Remember, the entirety of convenience for consumers "customers" is that they consume as easy and readily as is necessary for them.

The thing that sways them from the closer door is the fact that it doesn't open unless they make a choice.

People don't like making choices that aren't habitual or comfortable. "There's germs out there, ya know!" XD Lol.

And, whatever reason or excuse can justify that decision is what will stand up in any argument of their decision.

Hope this helps. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 13:32

they're jews

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 13:35

>>4
Genius

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 12:28

I haven't noticed anyone do this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 17:10

>>6
That's because the only person you pay attention to the most doesn't exist. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 14:04

gotta park in the closest space! don't care if it's faster to walk

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-21 19:15

>>8
Do you know the chance of getting a closer space and the time involved doing this and getting in is outweighed by the chance of just finding a parking spot and walking in? Time = Money...Money = Time. Time and money are both important. Recognize both sides of the equation. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 11:22

path of least energy, compromised with path of most enjoyment.

some people put in a lot of energy and get enjoyment out of it.
some people put in no energy because they enjoy doing nothing more than doing something.

Name: blizzy 2010-02-25 1:34

I think ppl specially big black dick mutha fuckas who be poundin yo wife aint lazy sucka

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-25 1:57

>>11
sure they are. They would rather tap into one man's well than plow his own...of course, now that mutha fucka has my crabs now. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-25 13:42

why are there so many niggers in the forum about science

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-25 22:49

>>13
Why do you not capitalize the beginning of your sentences? Also, * African Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-26 2:13

>>14
political correctness has nothing to do with science.

:/

also, nigger.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-26 8:07

>>15
* African American

Listen here, ":/" emoticon user, that's enough out of you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 5:57

>>16
Whatcha gonna do bout it, Mr. Politically Correct?
I'm here and your there. You are autopilot, I am crash-test dummy. Lrn2Czechoslovakia.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 8:28

>>17
I'm here and your there.[o]
your[o]
EXPERT FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 16:12

>>18
Everyone! >>18 is our new resident spell checker. Ever time we misspell a word he is going to autocorrect us. It's because of his generosity and time that this new service can be made possible. Thanks, >>18, without you, we'd have to resort to a dictionary.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 17:07

>>19
Use a tripcode

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 5:36

>>19
That wasn't a misspelling. You used ``your'' in the wrong context.
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html
Basic freaking grammar.

>>20
He uses ":/" at the end of every sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 5:40

>>21

My script can't filter it out. Man I need to learn regex.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 6:50

I would have replied to this thread, but I really cannot be bothered.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 22:03

>>23
I would have replied to your post to point out that you did in fact reply to this thread, but I really cannot be bothered.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 1:22

>>21
Everyone! >>21 is now are resident grammar checker as well! No longer will we be slaves to mechanical grammatical and spell checking by crappy coded add-ons. Thanks >>21!

Also...how many keystrokes does it take for tripcode?
I rest my case.

:/

>>23
...but you just DID reply, you flapjack sack of meat.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 1:24

>>24
Now this is just plain sad...I have to laugh. XD AhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, I would tell you to an hero, but you have a weird way of making an example out of yourself. Go tell someone to an hero, then show them how. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 2:29

>>26
an hero
Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:02

>>26
1. I was going along with >>23's joke, which you apparently did not understand.
2. See >>27

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 2:32

>>28
lead by example.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 2:05

>>23 here.

Way to magnificently ruin a joke, you nerds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 18:57

>>30
The joke was magnificently ruined from the get-go; you are now aware that you are on 4chan.org/sci.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 0:07

>>31
you are now aware that you are on 4chan.org/sci
404 - Not Found

You are now aware that you have failed at linking to boards. Also, this is world4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 2:43

>>32
dis.4chan.org/sci

...dick. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 22:11

>>33
Haha.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 3:48

>>34
you didn't get it...
>>...dick. :/

...for you to suckle. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 6:30

>>35
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 8:40

>>36
are you trying to say you're not? :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 9:39

>>37
I can insure you that I am no queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-08 2:28

>>38

I can ensure you that "insure" means "to provide insurance".

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-08 2:33

>>38
no...you can't insure me...you are not an insurance company with billions of dollars.

Your assertion that you are no queer is therefore invalidated.

Go back to your oily prison sex buddies and do what you already know you do best; open up to your peers.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-08 21:55

>>40
Are you an troll! If you are, your trolling didn't affect me sir!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 1:02

>>41
...oh, I beg to differ.

The best troll, can troll and even be confronted by his mark.
You see, I'm not speaking to you from my computer far across the countryside. I'm already in your mind trolling you cyclically; oh, you can run, you can hide...but you can't run and hide from yourself...

There is no escape.
...btw, you just been trolled.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 3:24

>>42
Listen here, ":/" emoticon user, your trolling doesn't affect me! I am much more powerful than you realize! See me on the astral plane and you will see how powerful I can be!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 18:06

>>43
sorry, astral plane transpo doesn't come out this far...besides...how can I say this...you talk a big talk...but you only seem to want to get physical in a metaphysical world instead of a physical one.

The true mark of a coward and a hypocrite.

Good luck with that whole astral plane stuff...I hear tale many people get lost and can't find their way back if anger clowns their judgment.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 19:58

>>44
I have to be physical in a metaphysical world! Teleportation over TCP/IP hasn't been invented yet! So astral projection is the next best substitute! Where do you live ":/" emoticon user! I can insure you that I am no coward! We can talk this out like men on the astral plane! I was typing fast, OK !

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 3:50

I already told you. I'm inside your ego-castle, fucking up your shit as we speak...or don't you pay attention to what's going on inside you? Hmm, just no skill.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 11:12

>>45
How come you stopped using your trip?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 13:07

>>46
No, you are not! I would have sensed you approaching from a thousand miles away! I am that powerful!

>>47
What trip!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 7:59

>>48
!MILKRIBS4k

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 9:25

>>48
oh boy...watch out boys, we have an hero on our hands.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-11 16:05

>>49
Never heard of 'em!

>>50
What!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 1:20

>>51
Any person claiming to be powerful is lacking in power. Proclamation of power is tantamount to insecurity to lack of power.

See...in your ego-castle...still fucking shit up...clean your room, it's messy.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 2:32

>>52
Says the guy who refuses to talk this out like men in the astral plane! Are you an coward! You don't know what power that people can hold! And you don't know what goes on in there heads!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 2:39

>>1

I'm actually sort of the opposite.

If the elevator is a bit slow, I can't be fucked standing there and waiting for 5 minutes, so I'll gladly walk up seven flights of stairs instead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 8:05

>>53
um hello? You are talking to a fellow human being here. I already know what goes on in my head, and I know I don't know what goes on in other people's heads. How powerful does a man have to be to be victorious?
Know yourself, know your opponent; victory is assured.

Also, asking someone to meet them on your home field is a fool's errand, and only a fool would indulge you in the one place you have experience and skill. I dare you to meet in a mutually exclusive place that neither of us have been, and we can only use skills we have never used. Oh...and bring your fear and anticipation of pain with you...you're going to need them both.

Just to let you know, I'm not skilled, nor practiced in any martial arts...I wonder if you'll use what you know...I would have to guarantee it, yes...you will do only what you know and no more.

See, inside your ego-castle, fucking up your shit.
Here you are denying it while it gets more and more fucked up.

Oh well, just no faith.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 20:00

>>55
But I can teach you about astral projection! We would be able to see each other without all the constraints of an textboard! Here's a introductory text on the subject! http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/dreamscape.html I don't want to fight! But if you do I wouldn't make it unfair!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 20:58

>>56
the fact that you want to teach me astral projection is pompous and arrogant.

That you say you don't want to fight, but continue to proposition for a fight is hypocritical.
That you say if you were to fight you wouldn't make it unfair is a proclamation of a future choice and promise from someone who is arrogant and hypocritical.

No thanks, you can keep your astral travel kit, mr fog sailsman. I'll stick to paying attention to the present moment since that's where I'm at most of the time anyway, if you don't mind.

Also, you may wish to consult your local psychiatrist...they DO have medication for your neurosis, you know.

ttfn, snake oil sailsman.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 22:12

>>57
Listen here, jerkface! You just don't want to step up to the plate! Your trolling doesn't affect me sir! Astral projection is easy to learn!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-12 23:39

>>58
Listen here, good sir! You just want to step up to the plate! Your denial of trolling affects you sir! The fact that Astral projection is easy to learn means it does not bare as much fruit as a greater challenge.

I'm a Sagittarius, your argument is invalid.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 4:48

just fight allready and tell me how it ends.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 5:44

>>60
I'm just exemplifying the proof of "laziness". >>58 is so lazy he is unwilling to compromise his position (show of courage) so I can do so with mine and we can meet on an equal field which he already proclaimed he would do so by "making things fair." He wants to make a proclamation of aggression without making a move, he is just postulating and pompously I might add to roust some aggression within me to foolishly meet him on his field of choosing using his well-practiced skills and proclaims to "make things fair" in a fight on the "astral plain".

Yeah...I'd rather be called a coward than acquiesce to a proclamation of power foolishly.

Your proclamations are...ridiculous.

I cannot foolishly step out of my box if you are not willing to step outside of yours. You want to battle? Either come to my box and threaten me or step out of yours to prove to me you mean business. No sacrifice, no victory.

See, still there, fucking shit up inside your ego-castle...

I'll give you a leg-up;

By what means did I invade that ego-castle of yours in order to fuck up your shit in the first place? It's a means of great vulnerability for you because you don't want to look at it, and even proclaim that you don't know how and because you don't know how it isn't therefore happening.

For being an Astral Projectionist you should easily be able to figure this one out.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 6:03

>>59,61
I don't want to hear any more of your yickity yak! If you want to see me on the astral plane then see me! If not then that's fine too! I can insure you that I am not an coward!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 6:52

>>62
and yet you continue to listen to more of my yickity yak.
You also remain idly inside your ego-castle on the astral plain proclaiming power and inevitable victory and refuse to venture outside of what you know yet you also claim no cowardice. Yeah...you want me to meet you there? Lead by example and step outside, otherwise, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out my /sci/.

I knew I was fucking up your shit in your ego-castle...God damn I'm good.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-13 8:40

>>62
your postulation of power, your resolve to remain safe, and your repeated return to this board to continue reading my posts are all the paths of least resistance to destabilize your ego-castle. All the points of your ego-castle you think are walls are openings to me, all the holes you think are in those walls are your strengths. You aren't invulnerable, you're absolutely vulnerable, yet I seem to be the only one that sees that. Why is that?

Also, you are weak. Weak willed, weak spirited, weak in courage, weak in bravery, and most assuredly, weak in intellect and logic. If you do not know yourself and you do not know your opponent, you are assured defeat.

When you can believe in full and practice in full without doubt this saying, only then are you an adult.

"That there is no reason, that you feel uneasy to do a deed is the reason to do a deed."

When you are done weeding out your awkwardness and shame and wish to participate with us humans IRL, we'll be waiting.

Also, I don't do requests. /r/ is that way. >>>

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 0:50

>>63
Lead by example and step outside, otherwise, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out my /sci/.
You are getting mad! I am getting to your ego! You don't know what I am capible of! I could destroy you! I could ruin you, troll! I have self control so I wont!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 3:07

>>65
o.O'...XD Pahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm lol'ing in my new leather recliner reading your silly posts. No, I'm not getting mad...I'm just mimicking /b/ in /sci/. And as far as troll's go...you're not so bad yourself. :3

You sir, are pathetic...but then again, what else is to be expected from anyone who postulates about restraint and all the while has been itching for a fight bare knuckles on the astral plain. You sir are full of twisted cereal raping wretched nasty failure...your pathetic attempts at astral projection is failure (especially without a target to lock onto)...your taunts are nothing more than child's play and as such I can only presume to think you are telling me that you are in fact a child by your level of typed interaction. You sir...have no humility, you are arrogant and that will be your downfall. To think you are a master at astral projection on the astral plain is also arrogant and to say you can teach me is yet another sign of your arrogance. You must be American.

I'll leave you to your own hell you've created for yourself. That'll be torment enough for your own self-induced treachery. Besides, why would I want to distract you from your own punishments that you've brought into your life. I am but a humble and vulnerable human being and as such have no such power to reach the astral plain...so how could you teach someone who can't even get to where you are? I guess you'll have to wait. How much patience can a mortal have in a limited and fragile existence, I wonder. :3

ruin me....xD bahahahahahaha!!!! Please...do try. and I actually mean try...not just sit there in the safety of your astral plain stomping around and making noise like a whining baby crying out for attention. Btw..."coulda, woulda, shoulda...nancy...coulda, woulda, shoulda."

also...just to piss you off...where am I again? ...inside your ego-castle...fucking up your shit like crazy now! This is fun...I'd like to see how pathetic you are IRL as opposed to just this image I have of you in my head. I bet it's a whole lot worse than I am visualizing, I bet you are overweight, unshaven, behind in bill payments, collectors, ... and plays DnD, Magic, or WoW way too much for his own good. :3
...god damn...is this funny?
I dunno for sure, but it sure as shit ain't sad!

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 6:50

>>66
(especially without a target to lock onto)
Where do you live! I need a address so I know where to find you through the astral plane! I am from Canada! You think you're so though! I don't think so anon!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 11:04

>>67
Your anon too, silly goose :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 12:48

>>68
silly goose
DJapco! Is that you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:00

>>67
The best part about my abilities...I only require one conduit...and it's all right here...right on 4chan.org.

You my friend...have been sorely trolled beyond all recognition of the recognized.

The best part is...you don't even know just how badly either.

I'm glad you deny any happenstance....because that too is a choice...and as we all know...choice can easily become....habit. :3

You are right. You are good. You are special. You are blessed. You are the Man!

Cause that's exactly what I've been telling you to think and feel...all from inside the very walls....of your very own....ego-castle.

Happy trails, fellow anon...and sweet dreams. Oh...how have you been sleeping lately?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:17

>>70
Why do you post twice! Also I am doing fine, troll! Your trolling does not affect me sir! I am impenetrable!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 2:20

>>71
Thank you kind sir. I love seeing just how far you've gone...neurotic. I'm glad you are doing fine...with your neurosis. I hope you enjoy your country as well. I'm so glad you said you are impenetrable. Your greatest strength is your greatest weakness. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 8:51

>>71
>>72
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 18:48

>>72
Are you still trying to troll me! It is not working!

>>73
I can insure you that I am not a anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 0:08

>>73
I am an anus, and I am human
You are human, therefore you are also an what?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 0:09

>>73
I am an anus, and I am human
You are human, therefore you are also an what?

:/

>>74
You are what you eat. :d

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 0:11

>>76
What!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 2:38

>>77
silly, did you really think denial and defense mechanisms are enough to make up for your vulnerabilities?

They are your greatest weapon, see how easily I spot them and use them against you. You are your greatest enemy, and the enemy of my opponent is my friend. :3

Your accusations are right, how right they are may be just a little beyond your scope of imagination however...but with my logic, reason, and imagination...I am unstoppable...and because I know I am vulnerable makes me one dangerous mother fucker.

Afterall, you keep cumming all over this thread spewing your seeds fury and desirous anticipation....maybe I should...tap you on your shoulder some time to help you release a little of that pent up tension. Just remember, wherever you go I am there, whatever you hear is my voice, whatever you feel is my touch. I am right here with you forever and always. Just remember, your spirit is my hope. I am you.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 3:25

>>78
Jeepers, :/, you're off your rocker!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 4:24

>>79
Jeepers, you're right! I'm in my entertainment lounge chair now. :3 *sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrp*

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 7:00

>>80
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 4:01

>>81
...I think you fell asleep on your keyboard or something. All I see is wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Or is that the extent of your unlimited and infallible wisdom?

You keep saying nothing's happening, but you keep revealing just how much I'm fucking up your shit in your ego-castle.
Damn, I don't know if you're really this pathetic or am I really this GOOD!!! GOD DAMN!!! :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 9:17

*Chinese Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 13:34

>>83
Chinks? You got to love chinks! Especially the skilled old ladies without teeth. They bring out the best in me. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 15:07

>>84
Fuck off ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 15:40

>>82
That was laughter sir! Perhaps you've heard of it!

>>84
* Chinese Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 19:50

>>86
laughter that sounds like wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

is it some sort of astral plain laughter?

I've never heard typed letters before, what sounds do they make? It sounds awfully silent coming from this thread...maybe it's just me?

Also, Chinks give the best full frontal massages evar!
xd

God I love being human in a human world.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 19:59

>>87
laughter that sounds like wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No!
Also, * Chinese Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 4:29

>>88
Please, don't feel any pressure from me to expound upon your sentence structure or elaborate on your expressions.

Also, * Chinese American Chinks...give great anal after a deep enema...thought you might want to know. Pretty affordable too!

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 13:49

>>89
What! Also, * Chinese Americans

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 1:42

>>90
I rest my case.

I'll leave the rest of the demise of your ego-castle in your capable hands, sir.

May your days be filled with thoughts of others blurting out racists remarks.

* Chinese American Chink Sperm Tanks
fixed. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 1:56

>>91
You cannot outsmart me! Tell me where you live! We need to see each other on the astral plane! Or are you still an coward!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 8:28

>>92
What's with you and this obsession with the astral plane?
Are you trying to ask me out on a date or something?
Sorry, I don't swing that way, but hey, who am I to judge, right?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 0:56

>>93
Are you trying to ask me out on a date or something?
I already told you I can insure you that I am no queer! Unless you are an girl! But I doubt that!

Name: Dizzyickcheese 2010-03-20 1:43

1+1 = you two gonna have some fun and but that I mean in the butt. Rusting the tuba.

Dally

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 2:06

>>94
Whatever insurance you're trying to sell me, it's way too expensive. I just saved a bunch of money on my auto insurance by switching to State Farm.

Don't be shy, I've had many guys ask me out on a date trying to see if they can suckle my pickle and pork them in the butt...and like I said, I don't swing that way so I'm afraid your fantasies are going to have to remain as such. You can always masturbate with a prostate stimulator or something...I'm sure that'll curb your homo-erotic appetites. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 2:07

>>95
not your personal army, smegma-chan. Die honorably in an honorable fire with honor.

Gain Courages / Become An Hero.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 5:37

>>96
Listen here, I know what I am saying! I am not an queer! You keep talking off queer things so maybe you are one! I don't know!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 6:44

>>98
why don't you meat me IRL, and you'll find out for certain. Or, just express what this entire thread is exemplary of, "Laziness".

Surely you didn't assume you were exempt from such human trifles? Hmm....

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 6:52

>>99
OK! Where do you live!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 18:56

>>100
sir, you take me for a fool...good for you. Underestimating your opponent is the greatest thing any fool ever did.

Are you retarded? You don't even know the rules of engagement, you have no moral authority to ask me where I live! Go fucking die in a fire, I've truly fucked you up in your ego-castle sumpin fearce!

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 6:32

>>101
Listen here, jerkace! You asked me to meet you IRL! How am I suppose to set up a place where we can meet if I don't know where you live silly!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 9:32

>>102
cause it would be foolish of me to tell you where I lay my head to rest and am most vulnerable. You still taking me for a fool?

C'mon...name a place...out of the way...we can meet there. On equal terms and playing field. I'm just saying's to remind you what you already know to be true. But if you want to continue with this facade of power...I mean show of power, please...I'm not going to waste any more of my time with it. I'll just assume you are who and what you think you are and think nothing more of it.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 10:09

>>103
OK! Meet me in Kenmore Square, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, on March 26th at 7:00 PM! I'll be the one holding the big white sign with ":/" on it! Maybe we'll even see Cream there! But he should go back to the farm! wwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 16:32

>>18
expert /prog/ger

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 21:45

>>104
Massachusetts is a little far for me to walk...how about somewhere closer?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 0:30

>>106
Time's already been set! So see ya Friday!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 4:45

>>107
set and agreed upon by whom? And without approval and acceptance from whom? You sir are full of fail and will be waiting there for all eternity. Have fun with your brain full of fuck...I'm here to live reality.

Consider yourself ego-castle fucked. Just look at the level of attention you've been paying to someone you don't even know is real.

When you get to Boston...don't forget to try some of their famous beans.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 13:36

>>108
Cool, guy! So I'll see ya Friday!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 18:17

>>109
You'll not see me, I'm in your ego-castle fucking up your shit...don't bother me I'm having a ball right now making you believe you are right. :3

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 19:29

>>110
I already told you, I am impenetrable! You cannot harm me! Astral projection is very powerful! I'd see you within a thousand miles! If you cannot make it to the selected place, then suggest another!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 22:29

>>111
Impenetrable...I fuckin lol'd.

You sir, don't know what your areas of penetrability are.
That's what makes you penetrable.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have any effect on your thinking, choices, and actions.

The contradistinction of impenetrability is evidenced, therefore, you are penetrable.

You're just as pathetic as everyone says you are which you believe...in due time.

Also...I'm nails tough and doesn't afraid of anything...cause I know I can become afraid...I anticipate it and use it to my advantage.

Can you proclaim the same and remain honest to yourself and retain your own integrity?

Either way...works for me. Whatever you do is towards my benefit. That is what makes me a powerful force to be reckoned with...yet you forget and think yourself powerful because that is my recognition of myself that you claim is your own, but what choices of yours has made this true in reality?

Ah....the illusions are slipping from you now...reality is much more fierce than you can imagine or think. It is the sum of all the pain and fear being torn from your body and mind and spirit.

There is no stopping or starting...there is only doing.

Also, I'm not so foolish as to wantonly physically attack someone over spoken words. Words are demonic...knowing this is what grants me the ability to use them to my advantage. See how well they torment your mind and cause you turmoil?

Toss in my ingredients...stir the pot...see what comes of it.

You sir...afraid...pompous claims of power equals arrogance. I know I am powerless here...I know I don't really know much at all...I know that I can never truly know anything...can you claim the same humility in order to learn greater things than yourself?

"You cannot become smarter without playing a smarter opponent."
- Fundamentals of Chess

I just keep getting smarter by the moment here. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 0:21

>>112
You don't know the power of astral projection! You refuse to learn of it so you easily disregard my claim of power! I said I would teach you but you refuse and you haven't suggested a new place to meet!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 1:07

>>113
We don't have to meet. I'm inside your head. Wherever you go, there I am. You want to fight me? Introvert and find me there waiting for your challenge. You cannot win without destroying yourself. You have already lost by default. Now continue your rants, remain in turmoil, post a reply to these messages.
There ya go...that's a good lil bitch.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 3:38

>>114
Hold it there Kodak! Astral projection can sense your presence on all frequencies, and you ain't there! You're refusing to suggest an new place to meet! Are you an coward! You talk though online, but you probably are not so though IRL! If you still refuse to suggest an new place, then I'll see you Friday! If you refuse to show then that will tell me that you are truly an coward!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 3:58

>>115
Geezus...calm down there, Spartan. No need to go hostile on me. Besides...if you want to meet wherever that's fine...Friday it is. I'll be there with you anyway...right in your very own...ego-castle...or should I now call it an ego-coffin? Woops...felt a very real chill roll down your spine there, hoss? Feeling the fires burning inside the pit of your belly? Feeling that cold chill on the sweat of your brow? Who do you think is causing those things to happen? Now kindly remark back towards me of how "cowardly" I supposedly am when I'm inflicting so much damage to your psyche that you can't even comprehend my position? It's because I'm not coming from outside of you...I'm already inside you fucking up your shit. Hence, no "frequencies". IRL, I cause wars to happen between brothers and sisters, husbands and wives; I cause hunger to pit families against one another; I even at times rest on Sundays when I'm not fucking up other people's shit for shits and giggles. The answer to how I got into you without your knowing? I was there when you were born and I'll be there when you die; you cannot escape me, you cannot kill me, when all is said and done and your Will is broken and I have finally succeeded...
I am you. Had a nice run there, hoss. Guess things'll work out for you in another life...if I allow it, that is.

Take care, now, cause you're taking care of me with you. :3

TTFN...sort of... :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 19:35

>>116
Who do you think you're trying to fool! It won't work on me, troll! I feel no sense of you or any of those things you've mentioned! I'll beat you can't even find your way thorough an dark place without an bright flashlight!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 3:50

>>117
You're right about the darkness...it does make it a little confusing for me when I'm trying to figure shit out...then I can't and then I get frustrated...and then I sit around and dilly-dally until I get tired of that and then I sit around blankly trying to figure more shit out and it still doesn't make sense...or at least that's what I tell you to do. Btw, you aren't supposed to 'sense' me smart-guy! You are supposed to know that I exist in your ego-castle, making you forget your shit, making you ignore what's important, forcing you to neglect things that lead to greater disasters, and all-in-all allowing you to abandon things and people that you used to think were great to you. Besides...it's not likely that you'll live for too much longer...the end is near for the both of us. When you die, I'll be dying right along with you. The pain you'll feel will be us being torn apart. It's pretty harsh at first, but afterwords, everything is like drifting on clouds. We'll both see it. Just you wait.

Anyway, got to go now, got to tell you to reply to me again and state how profoundly sensitive you are to my happenings which appear to not exist in your ego-castle.

I don't believe you will believe in me, that's okay, cause I believe in you and that's what puts me in control.

Thanks for taking the time to read your own thoughts, I hope this brought you some comfort in your steadfastness.

Godspeed, young chap!

Cheerios!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 4:30

>>118
But I do sense you! You're not anywhere near me or in my mind at all! You're far away someplace! Probably on the pig farm with Cream and Shini Laser! wwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 10:50

>>119
Oh lord...you mean you actually fell for that lame astral trail I left for you? I put that there just so you would sense something that appears to be me instead of actually IS me...and yes, that astral-sense is on a pig farm with Cream and Shini Laser. I left the astral-sense in the barn behind the pig feed on the left-hand-side of the entrance.

God damn, I fucked your ego-castle sumpin fearce!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 19:29

>>120
Hold it there Kodak! Nice try, but I made that up! I really don't know where you are, but you sure are not in my own mind, I can insure you of that! I would have detected your approach within thousands of miles! I would need a address to visit where you are on the astral plane! I need to at least know where I am going, or else I would end up inside a wall, or something like that and it would end my trip real quick!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 2:32

>>121
woops, guess I accidentally gave away one of my astral-sense positions...:P You are good! Of course, if you were the best, you could easily pin-point my location...ie. you still suck donkey dick. :P

Lrn2remoteview

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 15:55

>>122
Listen here, queer! I'm still learning about astral projection! But I'm pretty good right now! Much more so than if a average person were to start!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-25 20:33

>>123
Ah...the truth finally comes out! Plus you live in Canada? That narrows it down inside the entirety of the universe. I'll be seeing you very shortly. Woops! I'm already there...inside your ego-castle...and I'm done fucking up your shit...your shit is fucked up enough. TTFN! :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 22:45

>>124
You're not anywhere, and you're not fooling anyone! And I already mentioned that I live in Canada! wwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-29 2:25

>>125
How do you think I know where you live and you don't know where I live? You talk too much...I could hear your thoughts from miles away, thought all you have to do is think it and I can hear it!
Also, I am somewhere, in the last place you would ever think to look. Probably because you don't believe a word I am saying which is funny cause now you are training yourself to ignore what people are saying and how they are saying it instead of paying attention and maybe learning something useful for your life, but meh, who am I to judge...I'm just the Man fucking up your shit in your ego-castle...you should be damn-near neurotic by now, eh? Things getting a little frustrating? A little awkward? A little uncertain? Just to let you know, your insecurities are showing! :D

And last but not least...if you think I'm not where I have said I am...have you taken the time to look? Have you taken the time to listen? Then how can you say for certain? Are you just assuming your way to the truth...the neurotic truth? :3
Deluding yourself into fantasies of grandeur and confabulating your experiences so terribly that nothing outside of you seems real anymore?

Don't worry, it'll all be over soon anyway. And last but not least so that you will believe me. I am not in your ego-castle fucking up your shit.




...then again, what is the truth to someone who only listens to lies? :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-29 16:14

>>126
Of course you know where I am on Earth! I already told you silly! wwwwww

And I have already heard things you have said! I may not know where you live but I can certainly hear you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-29 19:00

>>127
Also, you are on Earth...I am in your Ego-Castle...so...wherever you go...there I'll be...fucking shit up in your life. :3
Lol, you think I only say things here on this thread? Are you nuts? I say things to you all the time...when you're awake, when you're asleep, when you are paying attention to what you think are your thoughts, and when you are ignoring me and perceiving something else. Sometimes you obey me, sometimes you don't. Free-Will, it is a bitch. Ah, but like butterfly wings, once touched...they never quite get off the ground again.

On a side-note;
Is hearing the same as listening? If so, why two distinctly different words? Perhaps it's not what these words have in common, but what makes them unique? :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 0:30

>>128
You're not fooling me! I can hear people if they speak to me! You don't speak to me except in this thread and that one time last week!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 8:21

When you are surrounded by evil, do good; when you are pilfered by greed, be charitable; when you are embraced by sorrow, be strong; when others give up, be relentless; when you are surrounded by death, bring forth life; and when others tell you what to do, make up your own mind. This is the power of your choice. You a...re the language of that voice. The question is, Will you speak? Everyone else says no. >:3

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 15:02

>>130
That's good advice! I think that's a lesson to us all! Thank you for posting that, good sir!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 2:12

Thankyou :/ you are a source of inspiration

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 2:34

>>132
I couldn't have done it without you. :3

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 2:42

now my good sir how do you fuck up the ego castle of one who feels nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 6:25

>>134
by making you think you feel nothing.

...seems to be working just fine.

carry on.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 13:01

>>134
That's what he's made to believe! wwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 13:54

>>136
...that's what I just told you...to say!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 20:36

>>137
No you didn't! You wouldn't be able to because you aren't aware of my powers! You would be if you started reading up on it like I told you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 0:21

>>138
...of course I know of your powers, everything you know is everything I know...how the hell do you think I am so influential over you? Besides, what would you do without me?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 2:55

>>139
That's what you think!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 5:22

>>140
...isn't that what I just told you to think then say? You sure are obedient. Thanks, makes my job easier and more comfortable. And...just as a side note, please be more belligerent, complacent, and procrastinate and stagnate for me...I don't know how much more I can take of you trying to be what you aren't. Just give up and let someone else do it already. You can sit this one out. You can eat, sleep, or fuck (if the other is on top of course), don't worry everything you are doing will get done...we're going to die anyway...just let it happen...or make it happen...? God, this planet sucks balls, everyone is such hypocrites, being all Godly then raping little children and murdering them. Everyone should die, we should die trying to kill them all. Burn this world to the fucking ground and watch everything turn to ash while we dance on the remains of the dearly departed in glorious vindication of our marvelous existence. We can become God.

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Name: tripcode !3GqYIJ3Obs 2010-04-01 7:45

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 8:04

>>141
Hold it there Kodak! Jeepers, you're off your rocker! Should I get a hold of an doctor for you! Sounds like you might need a little help there!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 6:21

>>143
That's right, everyone else should help me because I'm not willing to help myself. I'm too self-important to do things on my own. I should have servants at my every beck and call. I should be the one everyone worships. I should be the one that every fears and respects.

But what is the reality...the contradistinction. Can you recognize it?

In truth I am a substance imprisoned, the world-creating spirit who moves in the realms of the shapes.
For between my horns is a torch alight as symbol of the spirituality which allows itself to be perceived as light, for I am the bringer of light though the darkness belongs to my nature.
And so I bring to mankind the hidden knowledge when I appear in their minds as a field of energy, and they sense my thoughts and believe that they are their own: For I have no physical form, but I am just a point of light moving in their brains.

You too have just visualized me as an image, for I am the seed called insight by you, which leads the soul back to it's own origins.
Through me you encounter who you really are, and through me you lose yourself in the one whom you encircle in ever new images.
So I am the godly spirit, who has materialized himself in order to show you how you can form ideas from energies and then, from these, substance.
And now you arise in me out of the force of totality as a spark of god, projected into space and time.
For it is I who creates you through feeling you because you are a part of that which is I, for I am anything which is.

Only when I have completely penetrated you, is all the longing of the flesh assuaged.
Then you will become like god and recognize good and evil.
But understand that I am more than just the part which touches you here, and you are more than just the the part which
you encapsulate, for our symbol is the phoenix, the symbol of rejuvenation, the legendary Egyptian eagle of the skies
with red and golden plumage, who burns in its nest of myrrh and rises ever new from its own ashes.

The final answer to all questions are you yourself, in the innermost eye which conceals itself from you, because it itself is the seeing, for I am the symbol of the spirit which recognizes itself which looks itself in the eye and of a glance recognizes itself in its own eye and of the shadow which conceals itself in light.
In the recognition of the recognized, beyond understanding, mankind knows, without knowing, that he knows.

For now he knows why he cannot know, but because he knows this, he knows--and is silent!
Only in silence is there nothing more which could be expressed in words, and it is no longer a matter of the images behind the
truth, but of the truth behind the images and that throws the one who recognizes back upon himself: upon the truth
behind the mask behind which is image of the recognition hides!

For I am nothing because I am all! For being everything I need
not be anything else, for I am NOW; the all-encompassing, all-penetrating, all-illuminating “I myself!”

...fucking your shit up from the inside out since day 1.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 16:20

>>144
Wow, I feel ENLIGHTENED almost like the first time I practiced astral projection! Though you aren't inside of me I can insure you of that!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 17:31

>>145
Here's something to insure, if you don't take me into account when you make a decision, I will be making your decisions for you and no I don't give a fuck if it fucks up your shit or not. I'm just here for the lolz.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 18:37

>>146
What!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 20:36

>>147
Actually, you should have asked, "What?"

Cause then you would be inquiring for further understanding instead of stating a limited-knowledge-opinion. But then again, that is your choice. Besides, I prefer you stating limited-knowledge-opinions because you're just repeating what I tell you to say when you aren't paying attention. Works 99.1% of the time. That means I've almost conquered the entire world population. just another .9% left to go. I'm working on you right now...how'm I doing so far?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 21:28

>>148
Randy is that you! I can smell the cheeseburgers from here!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 1:22

>>149
I have many names, if Randy is a name you would like to refer to me as, then so be it. It's your choice after all.

Cheeseburgers...hmmm...tasty.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:27

>>150
wwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 8:52

>>151
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 16:37

they may be taking the long route from YOUR perspective OP but i imagine they assume that they are taking the path of least resistance when they do such things

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 19:56

>>153
Here's the thing;
1) We can perceive other people making mistakes, but we cannot perceive ourselves making mistakes.
2) We are told by other people that we are making mistakes, and are expected to change our choices because of their feelings that we are the one making the mistake.
3) It is up to the individual who KNOWS to change their own choices in their own lives in order to effect change in their OWN lives.
4) Telling someone to change because they are making mistakes is a gross violation of trust by a fellow human being.

When a person violates self-respect by doing such things they become the symbol of neurotic ego and this can be used towards your advantage. Knowing evil, doing good. That's Free-Will, when you decide one one and sacrifice the other, that is choice. Choice is commitment towards a direction, live or die, your choice.

It's all a matter of pov.
We each have our own to deal with.
Let's do the responsible thing and fend for ourselves and leave the others to do more of the same for themselves.
Don't change these.
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