"laziness"

Hello /sci/,
Could you explain to me why people are willing to go out of their way "to be lazy".
Examples:
  Walking an extra 20 feet to the automatic door instead of pushing open the other door.
  Waiting an additional 5 minutes instead of going up a flight of stairs.
I'm sure you've observed others. Is it just a habit people get into? Has there ever been a study into this.

>>80
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>81
...I think you fell asleep on your keyboard or something. All I see is wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Or is that the extent of your unlimited and infallible wisdom?

You keep saying nothing's happening, but you keep revealing just how much I'm fucking up your shit in your ego-castle.
Damn, I don't know if you're really this pathetic or am I really this GOOD!!! GOD DAMN!!! :3

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*Chinese Americans

>>83
Chinks? You got to love chinks! Especially the skilled old ladies without teeth. They bring out the best in me. :3

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>>84
Fuck off ``faggot''

>>82
That was laughter sir! Perhaps you've heard of it!

>>84
^* Chinese Americans

>>86
laughter that sounds like wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

is it some sort of astral plain laughter?

I've never heard typed letters before, what sounds do they make? It sounds awfully silent coming from this thread...maybe it's just me?

Also, Chinks give the best full frontal massages evar!
xd

God I love being human in a human world.

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>>87
laughter that sounds like wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No!
Also, ^* Chinese Americans

>>88
Please, don't feel any pressure from me to expound upon your sentence structure or elaborate on your expressions.

Also, * Chinese American Chinks...give great anal after a deep enema...thought you might want to know. Pretty affordable too!

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>>89
What! Also, ^* Chinese Americans

>>90
I rest my case.

I'll leave the rest of the demise of your ego-castle in your capable hands, sir.

May your days be filled with thoughts of others blurting out racists remarks.

* Chinese American Chink Sperm Tanks
fixed. :3

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>>91
You cannot outsmart me! Tell me where you live! We need to see each other on the astral plane! Or are you still an coward!

>>92
What's with you and this obsession with the astral plane?
Are you trying to ask me out on a date or something?
Sorry, I don't swing that way, but hey, who am I to judge, right?

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>>93
Are you trying to ask me out on a date or something?
I already told you I can insure you that I am no queer! Unless you are an girl! But I doubt that!

1+1 = you two gonna have some fun and but that I mean in the butt. Rusting the tuba.

Dally

>>94
Whatever insurance you're trying to sell me, it's way too expensive. I just saved a bunch of money on my auto insurance by switching to State Farm.

Don't be shy, I've had many guys ask me out on a date trying to see if they can suckle my pickle and pork them in the butt...and like I said, I don't swing that way so I'm afraid your fantasies are going to have to remain as such. You can always masturbate with a prostate stimulator or something...I'm sure that'll curb your homo-erotic appetites. :3

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>>95
not your personal army, smegma-chan. Die honorably in an honorable fire with honor.

Gain Courages / Become An Hero.

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>>96
Listen here, I know what I am saying! I am not an queer! You keep talking off queer things so maybe you are one! I don't know!

>>98
why don't you meat me IRL, and you'll find out for certain. Or, just express what this entire thread is exemplary of, "Laziness".

Surely you didn't assume you were exempt from such human trifles? Hmm....

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>>99
OK! Where do you live!

>>100
sir, you take me for a fool...good for you. Underestimating your opponent is the greatest thing any fool ever did.

Are you retarded? You don't even know the rules of engagement, you have no moral authority to ask me where I live! Go fucking die in a fire, I've truly fucked you up in your ego-castle sumpin fearce!

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>>101
Listen here, jerkace! You asked me to meet you IRL! How am I suppose to set up a place where we can meet if I don't know where you live silly!

>>102
cause it would be foolish of me to tell you where I lay my head to rest and am most vulnerable. You still taking me for a fool?

C'mon...name a place...out of the way...we can meet there. On equal terms and playing field. I'm just saying's to remind you what you already know to be true. But if you want to continue with this facade of power...I mean show of power, please...I'm not going to waste any more of my time with it. I'll just assume you are who and what you think you are and think nothing more of it.

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>>103
OK! Meet me in Kenmore Square, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, on March 26^th at 7:00 PM! I'll be the one holding the big white sign with ":/" on it! Maybe we'll even see Cream there! But he should go back to the farm! wwwwwww

>>18
expert /prog/ger

>>104
Massachusetts is a little far for me to walk...how about somewhere closer?

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>>106
Time's already been set! So see ya Friday!

>>107
set and agreed upon by whom? And without approval and acceptance from whom? You sir are full of fail and will be waiting there for all eternity. Have fun with your brain full of fuck...I'm here to live reality.

Consider yourself ego-castle fucked. Just look at the level of attention you've been paying to someone you don't even know is real.

When you get to Boston...don't forget to try some of their famous beans.

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>>108
Cool, guy! So I'll see ya Friday!

>>109
You'll not see me, I'm in your ego-castle fucking up your shit...don't bother me I'm having a ball right now making you believe you are right. :3

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>>110
I already told you, I am impenetrable! You cannot harm me! Astral projection is very powerful! I'd see you within a thousand miles! If you cannot make it to the selected place, then suggest another!

>>111
Impenetrable...I fuckin lol'd.

You sir, don't know what your areas of penetrability are.
That's what makes you penetrable.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have any effect on your thinking, choices, and actions.

The contradistinction of impenetrability is evidenced, therefore, you are penetrable.

You're just as pathetic as everyone says you are which you believe...in due time.

Also...I'm nails tough and doesn't afraid of anything...cause I know I can become afraid...I anticipate it and use it to my advantage.

Can you proclaim the same and remain honest to yourself and retain your own integrity?

Either way...works for me. Whatever you do is towards my benefit. That is what makes me a powerful force to be reckoned with...yet you forget and think yourself powerful because that is my recognition of myself that you claim is your own, but what choices of yours has made this true in reality?

Ah....the illusions are slipping from you now...reality is much more fierce than you can imagine or think. It is the sum of all the pain and fear being torn from your body and mind and spirit.

There is no stopping or starting...there is only doing.

Also, I'm not so foolish as to wantonly physically attack someone over spoken words. Words are demonic...knowing this is what grants me the ability to use them to my advantage. See how well they torment your mind and cause you turmoil?

Toss in my ingredients...stir the pot...see what comes of it.

You sir...afraid...pompous claims of power equals arrogance. I know I am powerless here...I know I don't really know much at all...I know that I can never truly know anything...can you claim the same humility in order to learn greater things than yourself?

"You cannot become smarter without playing a smarter opponent."
- Fundamentals of Chess

I just keep getting smarter by the moment here. :3

>>112
You don't know the power of astral projection! You refuse to learn of it so you easily disregard my claim of power! I said I would teach you but you refuse and you haven't suggested a new place to meet!

>>113
We don't have to meet. I'm inside your head. Wherever you go, there I am. You want to fight me? Introvert and find me there waiting for your challenge. You cannot win without destroying yourself. You have already lost by default. Now continue your rants, remain in turmoil, post a reply to these messages.
There ya go...that's a good lil bitch.

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>>114
Hold it there Kodak! Astral projection can sense your presence on all frequencies, and you ain't there! You're refusing to suggest an new place to meet! Are you an coward! You talk though online, but you probably are not so though IRL! If you still refuse to suggest an new place, then I'll see you Friday! If you refuse to show then that will tell me that you are truly an coward!

>>115
Geezus...calm down there, Spartan. No need to go hostile on me. Besides...if you want to meet wherever that's fine...Friday it is. I'll be there with you anyway...right in your very own...ego-castle...or should I now call it an ego-coffin? Woops...felt a very real chill roll down your spine there, hoss? Feeling the fires burning inside the pit of your belly? Feeling that cold chill on the sweat of your brow? Who do you think is causing those things to happen? Now kindly remark back towards me of how "cowardly" I supposedly am when I'm inflicting so much damage to your psyche that you can't even comprehend my position? It's because I'm not coming from outside of you...I'm already inside you fucking up your shit. Hence, no "frequencies". IRL, I cause wars to happen between brothers and sisters, husbands and wives; I cause hunger to pit families against one another; I even at times rest on Sundays when I'm not fucking up other people's shit for shits and giggles. The answer to how I got into you without your knowing? I was there when you were born and I'll be there when you die; you cannot escape me, you cannot kill me, when all is said and done and your Will is broken and I have finally succeeded...
I am you. Had a nice run there, hoss. Guess things'll work out for you in another life...if I allow it, that is.

Take care, now, cause you're taking care of me with you. :3

TTFN...sort of... :3

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>>116
Who do you think you're trying to fool! It won't work on me, troll! I feel no sense of you or any of those things you've mentioned! I'll beat you can't even find your way thorough an dark place without an bright flashlight!

>>117
You're right about the darkness...it does make it a little confusing for me when I'm trying to figure shit out...then I can't and then I get frustrated...and then I sit around and dilly-dally until I get tired of that and then I sit around blankly trying to figure more shit out and it still doesn't make sense...or at least that's what I tell you to do. Btw, you aren't supposed to 'sense' me smart-guy! You are supposed to know that I exist in your ego-castle, making you forget your shit, making you ignore what's important, forcing you to neglect things that lead to greater disasters, and all-in-all allowing you to abandon things and people that you used to think were great to you. Besides...it's not likely that you'll live for too much longer...the end is near for the both of us. When you die, I'll be dying right along with you. The pain you'll feel will be us being torn apart. It's pretty harsh at first, but afterwords, everything is like drifting on clouds. We'll both see it. Just you wait.

Anyway, got to go now, got to tell you to reply to me again and state how profoundly sensitive you are to my happenings which appear to not exist in your ego-castle.

I don't believe you will believe in me, that's okay, cause I believe in you and that's what puts me in control.

Thanks for taking the time to read your own thoughts, I hope this brought you some comfort in your steadfastness.

Godspeed, young chap!

Cheerios!

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>>118
But I do sense you! You're not anywhere near me or in my mind at all! You're far away someplace! Probably on the pig farm with Cream and Shini Laser! wwwwwwww

>>119
Oh lord...you mean you actually fell for that lame astral trail I left for you? I put that there just so you would sense something that appears to be me instead of actually IS me...and yes, that astral-sense is on a pig farm with Cream and Shini Laser. I left the astral-sense in the barn behind the pig feed on the left-hand-side of the entrance.

God damn, I fucked your ego-castle sumpin fearce!

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