"laziness"

Hello /sci/,
Could you explain to me why people are willing to go out of their way "to be lazy".
Examples:
  Walking an extra 20 feet to the automatic door instead of pushing open the other door.
  Waiting an additional 5 minutes instead of going up a flight of stairs.
I'm sure you've observed others. Is it just a habit people get into? Has there ever been a study into this.

>>40
Are you an troll! If you are, your trolling didn't affect me sir!

>>41
...oh, I beg to differ.

The best troll, can troll and even be confronted by his mark.
You see, I'm not speaking to you from my computer far across the countryside. I'm already in your mind trolling you cyclically; oh, you can run, you can hide...but you can't run and hide from yourself...

There is no escape.
...btw, you just been trolled.

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>>42
Listen here, ":/" emoticon user, your trolling doesn't affect me! I am much more powerful than you realize! See me on the astral plane and you will see how powerful I can be!

>>43
sorry, astral plane transpo doesn't come out this far...besides...how can I say this...you talk a big talk...but you only seem to want to get physical in a metaphysical world instead of a physical one.

The true mark of a coward and a hypocrite.

Good luck with that whole astral plane stuff...I hear tale many people get lost and can't find their way back if anger clowns their judgment.

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>>44
I have to be physical in a metaphysical world! Teleportation over TCP/IP hasn't been invented yet! So astral projection is the next best substitute! Where do you live ":/" emoticon user! I can insure you that I am no coward! We can talk this out like men on the astral plane! I was typing fast, OK !

I already told you. I'm inside your ego-castle, fucking up your shit as we speak...or don't you pay attention to what's going on inside you? Hmm, just no skill.

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>>45
How come you stopped using your trip?

>>46
No, you are not! I would have sensed you approaching from a thousand miles away! I am that powerful!

>>47
What trip!

>>48
!MILKRIBS4k

>>48
oh boy...watch out boys, we have an hero on our hands.

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>>49
Never heard of 'em!

>>50
What!

>>51
Any person claiming to be powerful is lacking in power. Proclamation of power is tantamount to insecurity to lack of power.

See...in your ego-castle...still fucking shit up...clean your room, it's messy.

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>>52
Says the guy who refuses to talk this out like men in the astral plane! Are you an coward! You don't know what power that people can hold! And you don't know what goes on in there heads!

>>1

I'm actually sort of the opposite.

If the elevator is a bit slow, I can't be fucked standing there and waiting for 5 minutes, so I'll gladly walk up seven flights of stairs instead.

>>53
um hello? You are talking to a fellow human being here. I already know what goes on in my head, and I know I don't know what goes on in other people's heads. How powerful does a man have to be to be victorious?
Know yourself, know your opponent; victory is assured.

Also, asking someone to meet them on your home field is a fool's errand, and only a fool would indulge you in the one place you have experience and skill. I dare you to meet in a mutually exclusive place that neither of us have been, and we can only use skills we have never used. Oh...and bring your fear and anticipation of pain with you...you're going to need them both.

Just to let you know, I'm not skilled, nor practiced in any martial arts...I wonder if you'll use what you know...I would have to guarantee it, yes...you will do only what you know and no more.

See, inside your ego-castle, fucking up your shit.
Here you are denying it while it gets more and more fucked up.

Oh well, just no faith.

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>>55
But I can teach you about astral projection! We would be able to see each other without all the constraints of an textboard! Here's a introductory text on the subject! http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/dreamscape.html I don't want to fight! But if you do I wouldn't make it unfair!

>>56
the fact that you want to teach me astral projection is pompous and arrogant.

That you say you don't want to fight, but continue to proposition for a fight is hypocritical.
That you say if you were to fight you wouldn't make it unfair is a proclamation of a future choice and promise from someone who is arrogant and hypocritical.

No thanks, you can keep your astral travel kit, mr fog sailsman. I'll stick to paying attention to the present moment since that's where I'm at most of the time anyway, if you don't mind.

Also, you may wish to consult your local psychiatrist...they DO have medication for your neurosis, you know.

ttfn, snake oil sailsman.

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>>57
Listen here, jerkface! You just don't want to step up to the plate! Your trolling doesn't affect me sir! Astral projection is easy to learn!

>>58
Listen here, good sir! You just want to step up to the plate! Your denial of trolling affects you sir! The fact that Astral projection is easy to learn means it does not bare as much fruit as a greater challenge.

I'm a Sagittarius, your argument is invalid.

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just fight allready and tell me how it ends.

>>60
I'm just exemplifying the proof of "laziness". >>58 is so lazy he is unwilling to compromise his position (show of courage) so I can do so with mine and we can meet on an equal field which he already proclaimed he would do so by "making things fair." He wants to make a proclamation of aggression without making a move, he is just postulating and pompously I might add to roust some aggression within me to foolishly meet him on his field of choosing using his well-practiced skills and proclaims to "make things fair" in a fight on the "astral plain".

Yeah...I'd rather be called a coward than acquiesce to a proclamation of power foolishly.

Your proclamations are...ridiculous.

I cannot foolishly step out of my box if you are not willing to step outside of yours. You want to battle? Either come to my box and threaten me or step out of yours to prove to me you mean business. No sacrifice, no victory.

See, still there, fucking shit up inside your ego-castle...

I'll give you a leg-up;

By what means did I invade that ego-castle of yours in order to fuck up your shit in the first place? It's a means of great vulnerability for you because you don't want to look at it, and even proclaim that you don't know how and because you don't know how it isn't therefore happening.

For being an Astral Projectionist you should easily be able to figure this one out.

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>>59,61
I don't want to hear any more of your yickity yak! If you want to see me on the astral plane then see me! If not then that's fine too! I can insure you that I am not an coward!

>>62
and yet you continue to listen to more of my yickity yak.
You also remain idly inside your ego-castle on the astral plain proclaiming power and inevitable victory and refuse to venture outside of what you know yet you also claim no cowardice. Yeah...you want me to meet you there? Lead by example and step outside, otherwise, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out my /sci/.

I knew I was fucking up your shit in your ego-castle...God damn I'm good.

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>>62
your postulation of power, your resolve to remain safe, and your repeated return to this board to continue reading my posts are all the paths of least resistance to destabilize your ego-castle. All the points of your ego-castle you think are walls are openings to me, all the holes you think are in those walls are your strengths. You aren't invulnerable, you're absolutely vulnerable, yet I seem to be the only one that sees that. Why is that?

Also, you are weak. Weak willed, weak spirited, weak in courage, weak in bravery, and most assuredly, weak in intellect and logic. If you do not know yourself and you do not know your opponent, you are assured defeat.

When you can believe in full and practice in full without doubt this saying, only then are you an adult.

"That there is no reason, that you feel uneasy to do a deed is the reason to do a deed."

When you are done weeding out your awkwardness and shame and wish to participate with us humans IRL, we'll be waiting.

Also, I don't do requests. /r/ is that way. >>>

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>>63
Lead by example and step outside, otherwise, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out my /sci/.
You are getting mad! I am getting to your ego! You don't know what I am capible of! I could destroy you! I could ruin you, troll! I have self control so I wont!

>>65
o.O'...XD Pahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm lol'ing in my new leather recliner reading your silly posts. No, I'm not getting mad...I'm just mimicking /b/ in /sci/. And as far as troll's go...you're not so bad yourself. :3

You sir, are pathetic...but then again, what else is to be expected from anyone who postulates about restraint and all the while has been itching for a fight bare knuckles on the astral plain. You sir are full of twisted cereal raping wretched nasty failure...your pathetic attempts at astral projection is failure (especially without a target to lock onto)...your taunts are nothing more than child's play and as such I can only presume to think you are telling me that you are in fact a child by your level of typed interaction. You sir...have no humility, you are arrogant and that will be your downfall. To think you are a master at astral projection on the astral plain is also arrogant and to say you can teach me is yet another sign of your arrogance. You must be American.

I'll leave you to your own hell you've created for yourself. That'll be torment enough for your own self-induced treachery. Besides, why would I want to distract you from your own punishments that you've brought into your life. I am but a humble and vulnerable human being and as such have no such power to reach the astral plain...so how could you teach someone who can't even get to where you are? I guess you'll have to wait. How much patience can a mortal have in a limited and fragile existence, I wonder. :3

ruin me....xD bahahahahahaha!!!! Please...do try. and I actually mean try...not just sit there in the safety of your astral plain stomping around and making noise like a whining baby crying out for attention. Btw..."coulda, woulda, shoulda...nancy...coulda, woulda, shoulda."

also...just to piss you off...where am I again? ...inside your ego-castle...fucking up your shit like crazy now! This is fun...I'd like to see how pathetic you are IRL as opposed to just this image I have of you in my head. I bet it's a whole lot worse than I am visualizing, I bet you are overweight, unshaven, behind in bill payments, collectors, ... and plays DnD, Magic, or WoW way too much for his own good. :3
...god damn...is this funny?
I dunno for sure, but it sure as shit ain't sad!

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>>66
(especially without a target to lock onto)
Where do you live! I need a address so I know where to find you through the astral plane! I am from Canada! You think you're so though! I don't think so anon!

>>67
Your anon too, silly goose :/

>>68
silly goose
DJapco! Is that you!

>>67
The best part about my abilities...I only require one conduit...and it's all right here...right on 4chan.org.

You my friend...have been sorely trolled beyond all recognition of the recognized.

The best part is...you don't even know just how badly either.

I'm glad you deny any happenstance....because that too is a choice...and as we all know...choice can easily become....habit. :3

You are right. You are good. You are special. You are blessed. You are the Man!

Cause that's exactly what I've been telling you to think and feel...all from inside the very walls....of your very own....ego-castle.

Happy trails, fellow anon...and sweet dreams. Oh...how have you been sleeping lately?

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>>70
Why do you post twice! Also I am doing fine, troll! Your trolling does not affect me sir! I am impenetrable!

>>71
Thank you kind sir. I love seeing just how far you've gone...neurotic. I'm glad you are doing fine...with your neurosis. I hope you enjoy your country as well. I'm so glad you said you are impenetrable. Your greatest strength is your greatest weakness. :3

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>>71
>>72
You're an anus!

>>72
Are you still trying to troll me! It is not working!

>>73
I can insure you that I am not a anus!

>>73
I am an anus, and I am human
You are human, therefore you are also an what?

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>>73
I am an anus, and I am human
You are human, therefore you are also an what?

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>>74
You are what you eat. :d

>>76
What!

>>77
silly, did you really think denial and defense mechanisms are enough to make up for your vulnerabilities?

They are your greatest weapon, see how easily I spot them and use them against you. You are your greatest enemy, and the enemy of my opponent is my friend. :3

Your accusations are right, how right they are may be just a little beyond your scope of imagination however...but with my logic, reason, and imagination...I am unstoppable...and because I know I am vulnerable makes me one dangerous mother fucker.

Afterall, you keep cumming all over this thread spewing your seeds fury and desirous anticipation....maybe I should...tap you on your shoulder some time to help you release a little of that pent up tension. Just remember, wherever you go I am there, whatever you hear is my voice, whatever you feel is my touch. I am right here with you forever and always. Just remember, your spirit is my hope. I am you.

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>>78
Jeepers, :/, you're off your rocker!

>>79
Jeepers, you're right! I'm in my entertainment lounge chair now. :3 *sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrp*

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