So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.
I'll start off.
Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation withdmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?
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Anonymous2013-04-11 18:34
I thought Kabukiman was electrocuted to death by the Jews.
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Anonymous2013-04-11 18:35
If you looked at the white race over time would you see oppression or civilizing. The world
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Anonymous2013-04-11 20:31
>>1 Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr?
AINT NO FUCKIN LISP PROGRAMMERS WHO ACT LIKE RETOIDED STACKBOYS. GOTTA SHOW THE STACK BOYS WHAT'S WHAT; GOTTA PROGRAM IN STACK BOY LANGUAGES TO DO THAT. DEANIS RICKY WAS A GOOD MAN, WROTE A SOLID LANGUAGE, AND STOOD BY AS IT GOT TORN APART BY A BUNCH OF MENACING HYENAS, STACK BOYS, AND YASHAVANT KANETKARS. I WRITE C CODE TO SHOW STACKBOYS WHAT'S WHAT, AND SCHEME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL SHIT COS KIDZ DEEZ DAYS R TOO STUPID TO LEARN DA WAY OF DA LAMBDA CALCULUS; DEY'RE TOO STUPID TO EVEN GET C RIGHT.
Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?
NOW WHY DA FUCK DID MCCARTHY DIE? DO U THINK HE WAS JUST COPYIN DEANIS OR SUMTHIN? I MET HIM ONCE BUT I THINK I CAME ON TOO STRONG N HE RAN OFF.
>>2 I thought Kabukiman was electrocuted to death by the Jews.
HE FELL VICTIM TO KABUTERIMON'S ELECTROSHOCKER ATTACK. I AINT HIM, I'M LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS AND KABUTERIMON IS MY DIGIVOLVED FORM.
>>5 You mentioned how this generation's programming hopefuls aren't able to grok the lambda calculus, and this has been reflected in academia with MIT abandoning Scheme for it's 6.001 course and replacing it with Python. Do you see this trend continuing as the young minds of today become progressively bogged down with inane frivolities? Will this singularize, as hard tech progresses and a neural interface is achieved, to the point where all that the "programmer" does is think about the program they want and the machine then produces the code autonomously in response?
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Anonymous2013-04-11 23:31
>>8
WHY DA FUCK WOULD I BE STUPID ENOUGH TO ADOPT YOUR BAD HABITS WHEN I'M ALREADY WELL AWARE OF THEIR DANGERS, STACK BOY?
>>9 Do you see this trend continuing as the young minds of today become progressively bogged down with inane frivolities?
I DUNNO. DA PEOPLE AT MIT R FUCKIN CRAZY. FUCKIN RICARD STALLMAN LIVES THERE. U EVER SEEN HIM IN REAL LIFE? I THINK HE REALLY IS A STALL MAN TOO, USES THE STALLS INSTEAD OF THE URINALS WHEN HE NEEDS TO TAKE A PISS. NOT ME, I GO BEHIND THE TREES IF THERE ARE TREES AND I'M WELL COVERED, OTHERWISE I JUST USE A URINAL.
Will this singularize, as hard tech progresses and a neural interface is achieved, to the point where all that the "programmer" does is think about the program they want and the machine then produces the code autonomously in response?
FUCK MAN, I HAD THE IDEA OF NEURAL INTERFACES ONCE WHEN I WAS STONED. COMPUTER'S WILL BE SMALL ENOUGH TO IMPLANT INTO PEOPLE AND POOF! ALL THE MORONS WHO GET THE IMPLANTS WON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PROGRAMMING AND THEY'LL PROBABLY BE EXPLOITED BY SOME HYENAS FOR BEING DOOFUSES. DEY'LL PROBABLY HUNT DOWN ALL DA GOOD PROGRAMMERS LIKE OL LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS TOO! LOOKS LIKE I'M IN DANGER, >>9, BETTER HEAD FOR DA HILLS I BETTER!
ANYWAY, I CANT SEE INTO DA FUCKIN FUTURE SO I CANT ANSWER UR QUESTION. MAYBE SUM FUCKIN ROBOTS WILL DO ALL DA PROGRAMMING AND GET ALL DA IDEAS, AND DA HUMANS WON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT. DOSE ARE JOHN MCCARTHY'S SEXUAL FANTASIES THOUGH, NOT MINE. GEE, I WISH I HADN'T COME ON TOO STRONG WHEN I SAW HIM.
I want you to give a damn, Lambda. I want you to bestow a little humanity on this board.
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Anonymous2013-04-12 9:44
Indeed, you are an autist and as such it is your license to offend. Regardless, your behaviour is beyond offensive, Lambda. I demand change. I demand that you forget about Dennis Ritchie and move on with your life.
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13,142013-04-12 9:44
Do it for the good of the board, Lambda.
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Anonymous2013-04-12 9:57
>>15 FUCKIN SUSSMAN. I CHALLENGE U TO A GAME OF LAMBDA WARS. IF U LOSE U STOP ANNOYING ME, AND IF I I LOSE I'LL LEAVE /prog/. U ON?
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THE SUSSMAN2013-04-12 10:00
>>16
I will stop annoying you, Lambda. Think about what I said.
>>10 Alright, fair enough, let's go in the other direction then. What first got you into programming? How much support did you get from your family and the community to pursue programming? What was the first program you ever made?
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Anonymous2013-04-12 13:33
What first got you into programming?
I DUNNO I JUST WANTED TO PROGRAM SHIT SO I WENT TO BELL LABS
How much support did you get from your family and the community to pursue programming?
FUCK DEM. FUCK GUY L STEELE DAT SON OF A BITCH.
What was the first program you ever made?
A PROGRAM DAT COPIES stdin TO stdout, BASICALLY.
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Anonymous2013-04-12 13:49
>>20 A PROGRAM DAT COPIES stdin TO stdout, BASICALLY.
What a bore! My first proggie was a hexedit hack for Baldurs Gate to set all prime attribs to 25. Then I discovered Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk are Jews, and Baldur's Gate is heavily based on Judaism, so I dont like this game anymore.
>>29
HES MY FUCKIN BIOLOGICAL TWIN BROTHER. SEPARATED AT BIRTH. FAMILY TOOK HIM AND LEFT ME. WANTED ONLY ONE FUCKING CHILD AT THE TIME.
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Anonymous2013-04-13 0:30
AND FUCKING SUSSMAN'S BEEN IN MY FUCKING WAY SINCE I WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO BOTH OF THOSE FUCKERS
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Anonymous2013-04-13 0:33
DAT FUCKING WIMP KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AT LAMBDA WARS, SO HE RUNS OFF EVERY TIME I CHALLENGE HIM.
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Anonymous2013-04-13 0:36
WHO DA FUCK DOES DAT RETOID THINK HE IS WITH HIS STUPID MONKEY HAT ANYWAY?
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Anonymous2013-04-13 0:46
>>37 I don't blame him, you're the strongest lambda warrior alive. I'm stronger than him and I know I'm not able to beat you. >>36 So he, in collaboration with the Sussman, basically took credit for all of your work?
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Anonymous2013-04-13 1:25
>>39 So he, in collaboration with the Sussman, basically took credit for all of your work?
NO. I TAKE CREDIT FOR MY OWN WORK. SUSSMAN'S JUST A DOOFUS IN A MONKEY HAT WHO KEEPS MONKEYING WITH ME AS HE HAS ON THIS VERY BOARD.
I award you the honor, of THE ASCII ART BADGE. With THE ASCII ART BADGE, your ASCII ART will be 10% less likely to suffer from FONT SHIFT DISTORTION, and will have a new move: COUNTER UNICODE.
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Anonymous2013-04-13 11:28
>>40 So it's the pursuit of a lambda war with Sussman that brought you to /prog/ then? Or is it that Sussman is here to try and get you off of /prog/ so that he doesn't have to suffer through being on it anymore? If that's the case though, you won't leave unless he beats you, however he can't beat you. This would then make for the existence of two ongoing /prog/ challenges: 1. Prove that the Sussman can get Lambda to abandon /prog/ without engaging in lambda wars with him.
2. Get Sussman to engage in lambda wars with Lambda.
And a third meta challenge: 3. Determine which challenge will be completed first.
Deadline is whenever one of the challenges is completed.
The rewards for the first two are obvious of course, the third's reward is bragging rights.
So it's the pursuit of a lambda war with Sussman that brought you to /prog/ then?
NO ITS DA FUCKIN STACK BOYS DAT BROUGHT ME HERE. ONCE DOSE FUCKERS BECOME EXTINCT I'LL LEAVE. OR UNTIL ONE OF DOSE RETOIDED LABOURERS TAKE DA /prog/ SPAMMER N RUN IT UNTIL I'M DEAD, EFFECTIVELY MAKING /prog/ UNUSABLE.
Or is it that Sussman is here to try and get you off of /prog/ so that he doesn't have to suffer through being on it anymore?
DAT RETOID JUST DOESNT LIKE MY BEHAVIOUR, SO HE TRIES TO CONVINCE ME DAT I'M CRAZY AND IN NEED OF HELP.
If that's the case though, you won't leave unless he beats you, however he can't beat you.
SUSSMAN WON'T EVEN AGREE TO A GAME OF LAMBDA WARS. HES A FUCKIN DISGRACE. HE HASNT TRAVELLED DA LENGTH OF DA SNAKE.
He is all that is wrong with Python.
He is the essence of spaghetti code.
The answer to /prog/snake's question.
The winner of "Snake".
His scales are as real as the buzz-word itself.
His calculus is Lambda. His machine is Turing.
Those who travel from his tail to his head learn his wisdom.
Those who travel from his head to his tail suffer great misfortune.
>>58 Lambda, if you hate stacks so much, does that mean you allocate every single variable on the heap, including counters in loops and auxiliar variables?
>>65
ESP is not real and has been debunked every time it's claimed.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 5:08
>>58
HAY STACK BOY, HEREZ MY PROGRAM THAT PICKS YOU UP ON A MAGIC CARPET AND SHOVES YOUR HEAD IN YOUR GRANDMA'S ANUS:
int main(void) { int a, b = a + 10; return 0; }
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STACK BOY?
YAINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD
YAINT KNO WATS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR IF IT POKED YA IN THE ANUS
YAINT CLEVER NUFF TO BE A PROGRAMMER
Y'ONLY GOOD NUFF TO BE ZED SHAW JUNIOR, WHO POKES AND PRODS SHIT WITHOUT EVER READING A FUCKING SPEC.
BACK TO RETOID SKOOL WITH YOU, STACK BOY.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 6:41
>>67
Yeah an Interrupt Stack Table is just a myth.
>>72
He's from /g/roskiland, LAC. That's his problem.
But Lambda, DA (new) STANDARD makes use of malloc quite a few times and mentions that there are separate stack and heap storages for argv.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 12:14
Who is this mentally challenged person "LA Calculus" and why he abuses Caps Lock? Also from his ebonics i assume hes a person of african descent.
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L. A. Calculus2013-08-30 12:24
>>73
SO FUCKIN WAT? SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'stack' IN DA STANDARD. DEN SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'heap'. IF U FIND EITHER I'LL GIVE U A FUCKING MEDAL.
DA POINT IS, YA CAN IMPLEMENT ALLOCATED STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. U CAN IMPLEMENT AUTOMATIC STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. IF UR WRITING AN INTERPRETER, U THINK UR GONNA GO THROUGH ALL DA EFFORT OF IMPLEMENTING A CUTESY STACK FOR EACH OBJECT WITH AUTOMATIC STORAGE, OR ARE U JUST GONNA DUMP ALL DAT SHIT IN A HUGE HASH TABLE AND STORE DA SCOPE, IDENTIFIER, STORAGE DURATION, VALUE, AND ALL DA OTHER NECESSARY DATA ALONG WITH IT?
U FUCKING STACK BOYS ARE ALL DA SAME -- CLOSEMINDED DONKEYS WHO AINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD.
>>75
So you're a 300-pound sweating nigra with a cumstained copy of C standard you bought with drug money? You read it everyday like the bible and masturbate over it?
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 12:48
>>76
WHO DA FUCK WROTE DAT SHIT AND HOW CAN I YELL AT DEM/GO OVER TO DER PLACE OF BUSINESS AND TAKE A SHIT IN FRONT OF DEM ON A COPY OF DER STUPID BOOK?
>>77
I STOLE A COPY OF DA STANDARD FROM DA FUCKIN ISO. WALKED INTO DER FUCKIN BUILDING YEARS AFTER DEY KICKED ME OUT, GRABBED A COPY OF DA STANDARD, AND WALKED DA FUCK OUT.
O, AND I DON'T MASTURBATE LIKE U FUCKING PENCIL-NECK SHIT GOBBLERS. I EJACULATE EVERY NOW AND DEN INTO DA MOUTHS OF ONLY DA MOST SKILLFUL OF HOOKERS.
AND NAH, I AIN'T 300 POUNDS BUT I'M SURE AS FUK HEAVY ENOUGH TO SQUASH UR SCRAWNY SHIT GOBBLING ASS.
>>85
SO FUKIN WAT? IT AINT PART OF DA LANGUAGE, IT'S PART OF DA IMPLEMENTATION. STACK BOYS DON'T KNOW WHERE DA LANGUAGE ENDS AND DA IMPLEMENTATION BEGINS. DAT'S WHY DEY'RE RETOIDED STACK BOYS.