[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

>>1
Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr?
AINT NO FUCKIN LISP PROGRAMMERS WHO ACT LIKE RETOIDED STACKBOYS. GOTTA SHOW THE STACK BOYS WHAT'S WHAT; GOTTA PROGRAM IN STACK BOY LANGUAGES TO DO THAT. DEANIS RICKY WAS A GOOD MAN, WROTE A SOLID LANGUAGE, AND STOOD BY AS IT GOT TORN APART BY A BUNCH OF MENACING HYENAS, STACK BOYS, AND YASHAVANT KANETKARS. I WRITE C CODE TO SHOW STACKBOYS WHAT'S WHAT, AND SCHEME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL SHIT COS KIDZ DEEZ DAYS R TOO STUPID TO LEARN DA WAY OF DA LAMBDA CALCULUS; DEY'RE TOO STUPID TO EVEN GET C RIGHT.

Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?
NOW WHY DA FUCK DID MCCARTHY DIE? DO U THINK HE WAS JUST COPYIN DEANIS OR SUMTHIN? I MET HIM ONCE BUT I THINK I CAME ON TOO STRONG N HE RAN OFF.

>>2
I thought Kabukiman was electrocuted to death by the Jews.
HE FELL VICTIM TO KABUTERIMON'S ELECTROSHOCKER ATTACK. I AINT HIM, I'M LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS AND KABUTERIMON IS MY DIGIVOLVED FORM.

>>3,4
NOW WAT DA FUK IS UR PROBLEM