[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

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HAY STACK BOY, HEREZ MY PROGRAM THAT PICKS YOU UP ON A MAGIC CARPET AND SHOVES YOUR HEAD IN YOUR GRANDMA'S ANUS:

int main(void) { int a, b = a + 10; return 0; }

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STACK BOY?

YAINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD
YAINT KNO WATS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR IF IT POKED YA IN THE ANUS
YAINT CLEVER NUFF TO BE A PROGRAMMER
Y'ONLY GOOD NUFF TO BE ZED SHAW JUNIOR, WHO POKES AND PRODS SHIT WITHOUT EVER READING A FUCKING SPEC.

BACK TO RETOID SKOOL WITH YOU, STACK BOY.