[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

>>73
SO FUCKIN WAT? SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'stack' IN DA STANDARD. DEN SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'heap'. IF U FIND EITHER I'LL GIVE U A FUCKING MEDAL.

DA POINT IS, YA CAN IMPLEMENT ALLOCATED STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. U CAN IMPLEMENT AUTOMATIC STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. IF UR WRITING AN INTERPRETER, U THINK UR GONNA GO THROUGH ALL DA EFFORT OF IMPLEMENTING A CUTESY STACK FOR EACH OBJECT WITH AUTOMATIC STORAGE, OR ARE U JUST GONNA DUMP ALL DAT SHIT IN A HUGE HASH TABLE AND STORE DA SCOPE, IDENTIFIER, STORAGE DURATION, VALUE, AND ALL DA OTHER NECESSARY DATA ALONG WITH IT?

U FUCKING STACK BOYS ARE ALL DA SAME -- CLOSEMINDED DONKEYS WHO AINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD.

>>74
GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY THRED, YA RETOID.