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[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:24

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:29


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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:36

>>41
WAT DO U WANT, SUSSMAN?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:38

I'm the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 1:40

>>41

I award you the honor, of THE ASCII ART BADGE. With THE ASCII ART BADGE, your ASCII ART will be 10% less likely to suffer from FONT SHIFT DISTORTION, and will have a new move: COUNTER UNICODE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 11:28

>>40
So it's the pursuit of a lambda war with Sussman that brought you to /prog/ then? Or is it that Sussman is here to try and get you off of /prog/ so that he doesn't have to suffer through being on it anymore? If that's the case though, you won't leave unless he beats you, however he can't beat you. This would then make for the existence of two ongoing /prog/ challenges:

1. Prove that the Sussman can get Lambda to abandon  /prog/ without engaging in lambda wars with him.

2. Get Sussman to engage in lambda wars with Lambda.

And a third meta challenge:

3. Determine which challenge will be completed first.

Deadline is whenever one of the challenges is completed.
The rewards for the first two are obvious of course, the third's reward is bragging rights.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:09

>>45
Challenge 3. is NP-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:23

So it's the pursuit of a lambda war with Sussman that brought you to /prog/ then?
NO ITS DA FUCKIN STACK BOYS DAT BROUGHT ME HERE. ONCE DOSE FUCKERS BECOME EXTINCT I'LL LEAVE. OR UNTIL ONE OF DOSE RETOIDED LABOURERS TAKE DA /prog/ SPAMMER N RUN IT UNTIL I'M DEAD, EFFECTIVELY MAKING /prog/ UNUSABLE.

Or is it that Sussman is here to try and get you off of /prog/ so that he doesn't have to suffer through being on it anymore?
DAT RETOID JUST DOESNT LIKE MY BEHAVIOUR, SO HE TRIES TO CONVINCE ME DAT I'M CRAZY AND IN NEED OF HELP.

If that's the case though, you won't leave unless he beats you, however he can't beat you.
SUSSMAN WON'T EVEN AGREE TO A GAME OF LAMBDA WARS. HES A FUCKIN DISGRACE. HE HASNT TRAVELLED DA LENGTH OF DA SNAKE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:58

>>47
What's the length of the snake?

Name: L. A. Calculus 2013-04-13 14:03

>>48
The snake of computing.

He is all that is wrong with Python.
He is the essence of spaghetti code.
The answer to /prog/snake's question.
The winner of "Snake".
His scales are as real as the buzz-word itself.
His calculus is Lambda. His machine is Turing.
Those who travel from his tail to his head learn his wisdom.
Those who travel from his head to his tail suffer great misfortune.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 14:11

>>49
Lisp And C

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 14:14

>>49
Lisp And C

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 14:33

>>47
Why is your middle name Arthur? Shouldn't it be Arguments?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 15:22

>>52
LEEV ME ALONE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-14 2:18

The list whose last pair's cdr chases its first pair's car. The snake who eats its tail.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-14 2:19

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Serpiente_alquimica.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 2:34

>>53
Lamby lamby calculi

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:45

dubs

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-29 11:31

>>57
GET DA FUK OUT OF MY THRED, YA RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 11:34

>>58
Lambda, if you hate stacks so much, does that mean you allocate every single variable on the heap, including counters in loops and auxiliar variables?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 11:45

My x86 has no ESP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 12:45

>>60
How does it read minds?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 13:35

>>60
Which one is that one?:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_x86_manufacturers

Unless it is your own, care to post it in:
http://opencores.net/projects#Processor

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 14:48

>>60
ESP is a Jewish fraud.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 18:38

>>62 It's going to be a 16-bit one, the ESP is in every 32-bit/64-bit x86 processor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 18:39

ESP is a 32-bit register.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 18:45

>>64bit
IRET IN was not your strong SET

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 19:25

>>65
ESP is not real and has been debunked every time it's claimed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 5:08

>>58
HAY STACK BOY, HEREZ MY PROGRAM THAT PICKS YOU UP ON A MAGIC CARPET AND SHOVES YOUR HEAD IN YOUR GRANDMA'S ANUS:

int main(void) { int a, b = a + 10; return 0; }

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STACK BOY?

YAINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD
YAINT KNO WATS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR IF IT POKED YA IN THE ANUS
YAINT CLEVER NUFF TO BE A PROGRAMMER
Y'ONLY GOOD NUFF TO BE ZED SHAW JUNIOR, WHO POKES AND PRODS SHIT WITHOUT EVER READING A FUCKING SPEC.

BACK TO RETOID SKOOL WITH YOU, STACK BOY.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 6:41

>>67
Yeah an Interrupt Stack Table is just a myth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 6:48

>>58
LAMDA GALGULUS :-----------------DDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 11:36

>>67
Sorry penn, that still doesn't prove it wrong.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-30 11:56

>>59
DER'S NO HEAP AND DER'S NO STACK. DATS FOR DAM SURE. REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD, WILL YA?

>>68
QUIT BITING MY STYLE YA FUCKIN DEESHBAG. IF U LOVE ME SO MUCH U SHUD PAINT ME A PICTURE.

>>70
NOW WAT DA FUCK IS UR PROBLEM?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:00

>>72
He's from /g/roskiland, LAC. That's his problem.

But Lambda, DA (new) STANDARD makes use of malloc quite a few times and mentions that there are separate stack and heap storages for argv.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:14

Who is this mentally challenged person "LA Calculus" and why he abuses Caps Lock? Also from his ebonics i assume hes a person of african descent.

Name: L. A. Calculus 2013-08-30 12:24

>>73
SO FUCKIN WAT? SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'stack' IN DA STANDARD. DEN SEARCH FOR DA WORD 'heap'. IF U FIND EITHER I'LL GIVE U A FUCKING MEDAL.

DA POINT IS, YA CAN IMPLEMENT ALLOCATED STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. U CAN IMPLEMENT AUTOMATIC STORAGE DURATION HOWEVER U FUCKING WANT. IF UR WRITING AN INTERPRETER, U THINK UR GONNA GO THROUGH ALL DA EFFORT OF IMPLEMENTING A CUTESY STACK FOR EACH OBJECT WITH AUTOMATIC STORAGE, OR ARE U JUST GONNA DUMP ALL DAT SHIT IN A HUGE HASH TABLE AND STORE DA SCOPE, IDENTIFIER, STORAGE DURATION, VALUE, AND ALL DA OTHER NECESSARY DATA ALONG WITH IT?

U FUCKING STACK BOYS ARE ALL DA SAME -- CLOSEMINDED DONKEYS WHO AINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD.

>>74
GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY THRED, YA RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:33

>>75
Please ignore people who don't know you, Lambda, for they come from the imagereddits.

Also, where's my medal?
http://i.imgur.com/vLCSS8M.png
There are like ten occurrences of the words stack and heap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:35

>>75
So you're a 300-pound sweating nigra with a cumstained copy of C standard you bought with drug money? You read it everyday like the bible and masturbate over it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:46

>>77
Yes. Are you disgusted by that?

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-30 12:48

>>76
WHO DA FUCK WROTE DAT SHIT AND HOW CAN I YELL AT DEM/GO OVER TO DER PLACE OF BUSINESS AND TAKE A SHIT IN FRONT OF DEM ON A COPY OF DER STUPID BOOK?

>>77
I STOLE A COPY OF DA STANDARD FROM DA FUCKIN ISO. WALKED INTO DER FUCKIN BUILDING YEARS AFTER DEY KICKED ME OUT, GRABBED A COPY OF DA STANDARD, AND WALKED DA FUCK OUT.

O, AND I DON'T MASTURBATE LIKE U FUCKING PENCIL-NECK SHIT GOBBLERS. I EJACULATE EVERY NOW AND DEN INTO DA MOUTHS OF ONLY DA MOST SKILLFUL OF HOOKERS.

AND NAH, I AIN'T 300 POUNDS BUT I'M SURE AS FUK HEAVY ENOUGH TO SQUASH UR SCRAWNY SHIT GOBBLING ASS.

NOW GO REREAD >>74, YA FUCKIN RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 12:53

>>79
Lambda, what's the name of DA STANDARD you stole? I want to redownload it for something that's Lambda-approved.

If you don't reply with a name, I'm afraid I'll have to call Sussman.
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