[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

So it's the pursuit of a lambda war with Sussman that brought you to /prog/ then?
NO ITS DA FUCKIN STACK BOYS DAT BROUGHT ME HERE. ONCE DOSE FUCKERS BECOME EXTINCT I'LL LEAVE. OR UNTIL ONE OF DOSE RETOIDED LABOURERS TAKE DA /prog/ SPAMMER N RUN IT UNTIL I'M DEAD, EFFECTIVELY MAKING /prog/ UNUSABLE.

Or is it that Sussman is here to try and get you off of /prog/ so that he doesn't have to suffer through being on it anymore?
DAT RETOID JUST DOESNT LIKE MY BEHAVIOUR, SO HE TRIES TO CONVINCE ME DAT I'M CRAZY AND IN NEED OF HELP.

If that's the case though, you won't leave unless he beats you, however he can't beat you.
SUSSMAN WON'T EVEN AGREE TO A GAME OF LAMBDA WARS. HES A FUCKIN DISGRACE. HE HASNT TRAVELLED DA LENGTH OF DA SNAKE.