[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

>>76
WHO DA FUCK WROTE DAT SHIT AND HOW CAN I YELL AT DEM/GO OVER TO DER PLACE OF BUSINESS AND TAKE A SHIT IN FRONT OF DEM ON A COPY OF DER STUPID BOOK?

>>77
I STOLE A COPY OF DA STANDARD FROM DA FUCKIN ISO. WALKED INTO DER FUCKIN BUILDING YEARS AFTER DEY KICKED ME OUT, GRABBED A COPY OF DA STANDARD, AND WALKED DA FUCK OUT.

O, AND I DON'T MASTURBATE LIKE U FUCKING PENCIL-NECK SHIT GOBBLERS. I EJACULATE EVERY NOW AND DEN INTO DA MOUTHS OF ONLY DA MOST SKILLFUL OF HOOKERS.

AND NAH, I AIN'T 300 POUNDS BUT I'M SURE AS FUK HEAVY ENOUGH TO SQUASH UR SCRAWNY SHIT GOBBLING ASS.

NOW GO REREAD >>74, YA FUCKIN RETOID.