[Expert]Interview with a Lambda[AMA]

So for something different, we're going to have a direct dialogue and focus on a one resident Lambda Arthur Calculus / Sgt Kabukiman(?) and ask him any questions we have, see what makes him tick, and what the future holds for the last man alive to have ever read the standard.

I'll start off.

Lambda, you seem to have a propensity for C(89) over LISP(Scheme), is this because of your relation with dmr? Or because you prefer the McCarthy-derived syntax or just an overall greater personal familiarity with C?

>>8
WHY DA FUCK WOULD I BE STUPID ENOUGH TO ADOPT YOUR BAD HABITS WHEN I'M ALREADY WELL AWARE OF THEIR DANGERS, STACK BOY?

>>9
Do you see this trend continuing as the young minds of today become progressively bogged down with inane frivolities?
I DUNNO. DA PEOPLE AT MIT R FUCKIN CRAZY. FUCKIN RICARD STALLMAN LIVES THERE. U EVER SEEN HIM IN REAL LIFE? I THINK HE REALLY IS A STALL MAN TOO, USES THE STALLS INSTEAD OF THE URINALS WHEN HE NEEDS TO TAKE A PISS. NOT ME, I GO BEHIND THE TREES IF THERE ARE TREES AND I'M WELL COVERED, OTHERWISE I JUST USE A URINAL.

Will this singularize, as hard tech progresses and a neural interface is achieved, to the point where all that the "programmer" does is think about the program they want and the machine then produces the code autonomously in response?
FUCK MAN, I HAD THE IDEA OF NEURAL INTERFACES ONCE WHEN I WAS STONED. COMPUTER'S WILL BE SMALL ENOUGH TO IMPLANT INTO PEOPLE AND POOF! ALL THE MORONS WHO GET THE IMPLANTS WON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PROGRAMMING AND THEY'LL PROBABLY BE EXPLOITED BY SOME HYENAS FOR BEING DOOFUSES. DEY'LL PROBABLY HUNT DOWN ALL DA GOOD PROGRAMMERS LIKE OL LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS TOO! LOOKS LIKE I'M IN DANGER, >>9, BETTER HEAD FOR DA HILLS I BETTER!

ANYWAY, I CANT SEE INTO DA FUCKIN FUTURE SO I CANT ANSWER UR QUESTION. MAYBE SUM FUCKIN ROBOTS WILL DO ALL DA PROGRAMMING AND GET ALL DA IDEAS, AND DA HUMANS WON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT. DOSE ARE JOHN MCCARTHY'S SEXUAL FANTASIES THOUGH, NOT MINE. GEE, I WISH I HADN'T COME ON TOO STRONG WHEN I SAW HIM.