i must have sex in the next 3 months

i must have sex in the next 3 months
in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

;_; dont do it
im 34 and a virgin..its fine bro..as long as you arent 40.. xP

I think you should move up your deadline to kill yourself a little, maybe till you're 40. Many people didn't lose their virginity until they were in their mid 20's and went on to have fairly successful sex lives.

I'm 36 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.

I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.

I'm 36 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.

I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.

>>4
>>5
sawry double poast xD

>>1
It's ok, when you turn 20 just tell yourself you will lose it before your 21. Then 22. Then 23 etc..

one of my problems is that i hate women adn i am a misogynist. i resent women and i hate the idea of women getting the chance to make me feel bad.

also keep in mind i do not care if the women is overweight if htey have pretty face. do chubby women have low self-esteem and are easy to pick up? how crushed would a chubby woman be if i coerced them into sex and then told them harsh things and left them immediately? this appeals to me. can i do it? how would i go about doing it and what would i say to her. how many are virgins? what if i took their virginity and then left them non-virgins and worse off then when i met htem? how hard is this to do and can i do it within the next month without rejection?

is having no job, no driver license and no life a turn off, can i stil get laid and therefore not die? i also canot answer the womans question 'what music do u listen to' since i do not listen to music.

tis better to have never fucked before than to have fucked some fat hog only to conclude, "well that was disturbing"

>>9
FUCKING WIN.  AWARD-WINNING WIN.

>>10
I lol'd because nobody is ever going to say anything like that about any of your posts

>>11
Do not feed the Troll.

>>11
So?

>>10
>>12
same fag

>>12
but its num nums time

>>13
So become an hero immediately?

>>14
Wrong, in two ways.

>>16
No.  Now do a barrel roll.

>>10
FUCKING WIN.  AWARD-WINNING WIN.
>>11
too tempting

>>18
Would it be ok if perhaps I didn't do a barrel roll this time? I understand now that my comments were a bit harsh and really lowered your self esteem.
>>16
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters (with a RedCream cloan)
>>18
>>19
Saem fag

>>20
No and no.

The first "no" is for it being OK.  No, you MUST do a barrel roll.  When I say "do a barrel roll", it's an order, not a suggestion.

The second "no" is for your understanding and my reaction, combined.  Your comments weren't harsh, since they contained no sense.  In addition, I have no self-esteem problems with 4chan commentary, and in the larger picture, with silly commentary like yours in general.

So, to close this missive:  Do a barrel roll.  NAO.

>>21
NO U

>>21
Oh man, you just got served a helping of NO U! That isn't going to look good on your resume

Wheres the guy that got NO U'd? I bet hes still in shock

>>24
It RedCream... he got NO U'd a bit earlier... bit of a shock to the system it seems

Thats one of the cruellest things you can do to a man

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>>21
NO U!!!

I lost my virginity when I was 20.  I realized that it was kinda pathetic that I hadn't had sex yet and I was really horny all the time.  So I got to college, met this girl who was not good looking.  We fooled around but she wouldn't let me have sex with her.  I then decided that this is my best chance to fuck some bitch so I ended up asking her out.  We dated for like 8 months and I lost my virginity.

I am a very bad man.

>>29
Oh and I haven't had a girlfriend since then(2 years).  I have had sex since then BUT I was really drunk and couldn't cum.  She wouldn't finish me off in the morning either!!!

this is why the muslims kill us

I'm 19 and still a virgin. My most succesful try was half a year ago. I met one very cute girl at bar, we talked and danced, i bought her drinks and she seemed intrested. We propably spended few hours together. But in the end she said that she had a boyfriend and wasn't intrested of me at that way (i didn't even suggest her anything "dirty"). Yeaah, thanks for wasting my time.

My first time opportunity was this summer.
Met the most beautiful girl at a festival,
against all logic she was intrested in me.

The first night we had no condoms, I practically had to stop her.
So we practically just kissed, and it even didn't came to us to finish each other off. Damn inexperience..

The second night we had enough condoms to prevent aids from spreading in africa, but I was so goddamn exhausted from four days of non-stop alcohol/dancing and two nights without any sleep. That I just couldn't get a hard on.

Following morning I had to leave early to catch my ride home.
We live 3000km apart. Hooray !

i'll die alone...

And we were both 18.

i'm 23 and virgin if i don't get "free" pussy in the next 3 months i'm getting a hooker

free pussy is simple.
1) Get a makeover if you don't have any acceptable looks already.
2) Go to the party district in your town.
3) 'Act' tough. ( acting is vital, because you are not)
4) ???
5) sex or fight

>>36
'2) Go to the party district in your town.'

This town sucks balls. Such things do not exist here. Only clubs where you can find women at their 40s or too social gays that try to hit-on straight-guys. That's why I leave this town, if I want to get to real clubs.

jesus, virgins lay so much into virginity. Just pay a hooker so you realize it's not even a small fucking deal then get on with your life.

>>38
Or then it's the non-virgins who think it's so big thing. When I was in army, and my room got to know that I was virgin (I'm not a liar-type so I told the truth). They were like "Wtf dude, why?!".

>>38
truth.
only the virgins put so much emphasis on something so tiny.

>>36
tell us #4 you cunt

op here, i had crazy drunk sex with my uncle last night, so i succeeded
thx for your support

you guys are fuckin dicks man

I was inspired by this thread, so I've become a serial surprise sexer (mainly lolis.)

My friends and I were bored and decided we wanted to go to the gas station to buy some sodas, so we get there, and as we walk in to the back of the store, we hear this faint, high pitched, "Heellloooo" ..."Helllloooo".. (repeated about 5 times) Until we finally got up to the register. We hand him the cases of soda, and the cashier says "So, where are you guys playing tonight". "Ooh.. umm.. what?" "Well, i thought you guys were in a band? Where are you guys going to play at tonight?" "Oh sorry.. We're not in a band." "Oh... Are you all brothers? You all look so much alike!" "Nope.. well, i'm related to him (point to my brother) But the other guys aren't related" "oh... Hah, well you guys all look very similar". I then pay the man and start walking out and as his farewell he says "All right guys, well hope your show goes well with your band tonight, rock out.... Peace out!.... Smoke out!!.."

>>42

Grats, I hope you both enjoyed it.

>>44

Please post pics/vids!!

Ten years ago I somehow managed to go out with this good looking English-Scotch Jew chick. She wasn't jewish religion, though. She was a Wiccan. I didn't know this going into the relationship, either. She said she celebrated Channukah, I assumed she was a kike. Whatever. So, things go fine for a while, la-di-da, She asks me to go to her house, I say sure. I rode my bike into her apartment complex, and nobody's at her house but her. I was young at the time (15) so I didn't think much of it. She gave me a hug, then told me to take my shirt off. Thinking something fun was about to happen, I did so. She threw me onto the couch and said she'd be right back. A few seconds later I blacked out. I woke up and there was a shattered lamp on the ground and I was down to my skivvies, not to mention handcuffed. My arms hurt for some reason, too. Thinking she'd stolen my kidney or something, I was freaking out. I found my kidney was intact. My vision finally unblurred, and she had CARVED SHIT INTO MY ARM. I had a pentagram cut into my left arm, and a snake biting its tail (An Ourobouros to the educated) in my right. I freaked out. She walked out of her bathroom naked and said something along the lines of a ceremony beginning and she kept calling me Azazel. I asked her WHAT THE FUCK went on, and she said that she was a reincarnation of Lilith, and I was Azazel, her demon lover, but I didn't know it. She sat on my chest and started cutting her arm and letting the blood get all over my face and arms.
It was fucking horiffic. She was like "NOW THE TRANSFORMATION WILL BEGIN!" I actually was sporting an erection from seeing my girlfriend on top of me, though I wasn't very happy. She leaned over to kiss me and I bit her in the tit. I ripped off that little bump thing, and I then headbutted her so hard that I couldn't even see. I threw her off me, and she started swinging the fucking knife at me. I cunt punted her, then heel-stomped her in the back of the head. I got the keys, my clothes, and got the FUCK out of there. Since that day I've had fucking wierd nightmares and dreams about demons and shit. The stupid pentegram and ouroboros were cut deep too, so now they're scarred into my arms. Now I'm too mentally scarred to have a significant other. *Sigh*

>>45
why you all dress alike and look like you is in a band?  Is you hippies or something, is it a drug thing

>>48
It is a gay thing.

>>47
So, where in this tl;dr thing of yours did she suck your cock and lick your balls?  All Wiccans suck cock and lick balls.  Where is the cock sucking and ball licking?

>>50
He was demon raeped.

>>51
Well, THAT would explain the lack of cock-suck and ball-lick.

>>1
tell me your adress and dress like a girl pantyhose,make up,stilletoos:
AND I WILL COME THERE AND RAPE YOUR ASS SO YOU WILL BE NO LONGER A VIRGIN

>>1
tell me your adress and dress like a girl pantyhose,make up,stilletoos:
AND I WILL COME THERE AND RAPE YOUR ASS SO YOU WILL BE NO LONGER A VIRGIN

Halp I have to analyze these lyrics for English class, I think my teacher is gone nuts

No room for you
No room for you
In my eyes
No room for you
In my eyes
No room for you in my world
No, no room for nigger
No room for nigger
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No room for you
No, no room for you
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No, no room
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger
No, no, no room for you in my world
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No, no room for nigger
No room for nigger
No room for nigger

Name: RedCream : 2008-01-19 13:16

>>40
Is a virgin

I guess sexuality is supposed to be a measure of self-worth in society, when it really isn't. It's just a pathetic excuse to throw something in somebody's face. Dude, whether or not you lose your virginity is up to you, not to the douchebags who just use it to make themselves feel better. If you don't want to have sex, it's your choice.