i must have sex in the next 3 months

i must have sex in the next 3 months
in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

>>36
tell us #4 you cunt

op here, i had crazy drunk sex with my uncle last night, so i succeeded
thx for your support

you guys are fuckin dicks man

I was inspired by this thread, so I've become a serial surprise sexer (mainly lolis.)

My friends and I were bored and decided we wanted to go to the gas station to buy some sodas, so we get there, and as we walk in to the back of the store, we hear this faint, high pitched, "Heellloooo" ..."Helllloooo".. (repeated about 5 times) Until we finally got up to the register. We hand him the cases of soda, and the cashier says "So, where are you guys playing tonight". "Ooh.. umm.. what?" "Well, i thought you guys were in a band? Where are you guys going to play at tonight?" "Oh sorry.. We're not in a band." "Oh... Are you all brothers? You all look so much alike!" "Nope.. well, i'm related to him (point to my brother) But the other guys aren't related" "oh... Hah, well you guys all look very similar". I then pay the man and start walking out and as his farewell he says "All right guys, well hope your show goes well with your band tonight, rock out.... Peace out!.... Smoke out!!.."

>>42

Grats, I hope you both enjoyed it.

>>44

Please post pics/vids!!

Ten years ago I somehow managed to go out with this good looking English-Scotch Jew chick. She wasn't jewish religion, though. She was a Wiccan. I didn't know this going into the relationship, either. She said she celebrated Channukah, I assumed she was a kike. Whatever. So, things go fine for a while, la-di-da, She asks me to go to her house, I say sure. I rode my bike into her apartment complex, and nobody's at her house but her. I was young at the time (15) so I didn't think much of it. She gave me a hug, then told me to take my shirt off. Thinking something fun was about to happen, I did so. She threw me onto the couch and said she'd be right back. A few seconds later I blacked out. I woke up and there was a shattered lamp on the ground and I was down to my skivvies, not to mention handcuffed. My arms hurt for some reason, too. Thinking she'd stolen my kidney or something, I was freaking out. I found my kidney was intact. My vision finally unblurred, and she had CARVED SHIT INTO MY ARM. I had a pentagram cut into my left arm, and a snake biting its tail (An Ourobouros to the educated) in my right. I freaked out. She walked out of her bathroom naked and said something along the lines of a ceremony beginning and she kept calling me Azazel. I asked her WHAT THE FUCK went on, and she said that she was a reincarnation of Lilith, and I was Azazel, her demon lover, but I didn't know it. She sat on my chest and started cutting her arm and letting the blood get all over my face and arms.
It was fucking horiffic. She was like "NOW THE TRANSFORMATION WILL BEGIN!" I actually was sporting an erection from seeing my girlfriend on top of me, though I wasn't very happy. She leaned over to kiss me and I bit her in the tit. I ripped off that little bump thing, and I then headbutted her so hard that I couldn't even see. I threw her off me, and she started swinging the fucking knife at me. I cunt punted her, then heel-stomped her in the back of the head. I got the keys, my clothes, and got the FUCK out of there. Since that day I've had fucking wierd nightmares and dreams about demons and shit. The stupid pentegram and ouroboros were cut deep too, so now they're scarred into my arms. Now I'm too mentally scarred to have a significant other. *Sigh*

>>45
why you all dress alike and look like you is in a band?  Is you hippies or something, is it a drug thing

>>48
It is a gay thing.

>>47
So, where in this tl;dr thing of yours did she suck your cock and lick your balls?  All Wiccans suck cock and lick balls.  Where is the cock sucking and ball licking?

>>50
He was demon raeped.

>>51
Well, THAT would explain the lack of cock-suck and ball-lick.

>>1
tell me your adress and dress like a girl pantyhose,make up,stilletoos:
AND I WILL COME THERE AND RAPE YOUR ASS SO YOU WILL BE NO LONGER A VIRGIN

>>1
tell me your adress and dress like a girl pantyhose,make up,stilletoos:
AND I WILL COME THERE AND RAPE YOUR ASS SO YOU WILL BE NO LONGER A VIRGIN

Halp I have to analyze these lyrics for English class, I think my teacher is gone nuts

No room for you
No room for you
In my eyes
No room for you
In my eyes
No room for you in my world
No, no room for nigger
No room for nigger
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No room for you
No, no room for you
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No, no room
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger
No, no, no room for you in my world
No room for you in my world
No room for nigger
No, no room for nigger
No room for nigger
No room for nigger

Name: RedCream : 2008-01-19 13:16

>>40
Is a virgin

I guess sexuality is supposed to be a measure of self-worth in society, when it really isn't. It's just a pathetic excuse to throw something in somebody's face. Dude, whether or not you lose your virginity is up to you, not to the douchebags who just use it to make themselves feel better. If you don't want to have sex, it's your choice.