i must have sex in the next 3 months

i must have sex in the next 3 months
in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

>>47
So, where in this tl;dr thing of yours did she suck your cock and lick your balls?  All Wiccans suck cock and lick balls.  Where is the cock sucking and ball licking?