i must have sex in the next 3 months
in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.
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Anonymous2008-01-16 22:26
;_; dont do it
im 34 and a virgin..its fine bro..as long as you arent 40.. xP
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Anonymous2008-01-16 22:27
I think you should move up your deadline to kill yourself a little, maybe till you're 40. Many people didn't lose their virginity until they were in their mid 20's and went on to have fairly successful sex lives.
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Anonymous2008-01-16 22:29
I'm 36 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
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Anonymous2008-01-16 22:29
I'm 36 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
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It's ok, when you turn 20 just tell yourself you will lose it before your 21. Then 22. Then 23 etc..
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Anonymous2008-01-16 23:14
one of my problems is that i hate women adn i am a misogynist. i resent women and i hate the idea of women getting the chance to make me feel bad.
also keep in mind i do not care if the women is overweight if htey have pretty face. do chubby women have low self-esteem and are easy to pick up? how crushed would a chubby woman be if i coerced them into sex and then told them harsh things and left them immediately? this appeals to me. can i do it? how would i go about doing it and what would i say to her. how many are virgins? what if i took their virginity and then left them non-virgins and worse off then when i met htem? how hard is this to do and can i do it within the next month without rejection?
is having no job, no driver license and no life a turn off, can i stil get laid and therefore not die? i also canot answer the womans question 'what music do u listen to' since i do not listen to music.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 0:36
tis better to have never fucked before than to have fucked some fat hog only to conclude, "well that was disturbing"
>>10 FUCKING WIN. AWARD-WINNING WIN. >>11
too tempting
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Anonymous2008-01-17 4:29
>>18
Would it be ok if perhaps I didn't do a barrel roll this time? I understand now that my comments were a bit harsh and really lowered your self esteem. >>16
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters (with a RedCream cloan) >>18 >>19
Saem fag
The first "no" is for it being OK. No, you MUST do a barrel roll. When I say "do a barrel roll", it's an order, not a suggestion.
The second "no" is for your understanding and my reaction, combined. Your comments weren't harsh, since they contained no sense. In addition, I have no self-esteem problems with 4chan commentary, and in the larger picture, with silly commentary like yours in general.
I lost my virginity when I was 20. I realized that it was kinda pathetic that I hadn't had sex yet and I was really horny all the time. So I got to college, met this girl who was not good looking. We fooled around but she wouldn't let me have sex with her. I then decided that this is my best chance to fuck some bitch so I ended up asking her out. We dated for like 8 months and I lost my virginity.
I am a very bad man.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 13:26
>>29
Oh and I haven't had a girlfriend since then(2 years). I have had sex since then BUT I was really drunk and couldn't cum. She wouldn't finish me off in the morning either!!!
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Anonymous2008-01-17 15:07
this is why the muslims kill us
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Anonymous2008-01-17 15:42
I'm 19 and still a virgin. My most succesful try was half a year ago. I met one very cute girl at bar, we talked and danced, i bought her drinks and she seemed intrested. We propably spended few hours together. But in the end she said that she had a boyfriend and wasn't intrested of me at that way (i didn't even suggest her anything "dirty"). Yeaah, thanks for wasting my time.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 15:58
My first time opportunity was this summer.
Met the most beautiful girl at a festival,
against all logic she was intrested in me.
The first night we had no condoms, I practically had to stop her.
So we practically just kissed, and it even didn't came to us to finish each other off. Damn inexperience..
The second night we had enough condoms to prevent aids from spreading in africa, but I was so goddamn exhausted from four days of non-stop alcohol/dancing and two nights without any sleep. That I just couldn't get a hard on.
Following morning I had to leave early to catch my ride home.
We live 3000km apart. Hooray !
i'll die alone...
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Anonymous2008-01-17 16:00
And we were both 18.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 16:02
i'm 23 and virgin if i don't get "free" pussy in the next 3 months i'm getting a hooker
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Anonymous2008-01-17 16:08
free pussy is simple.
1) Get a makeover if you don't have any acceptable looks already.
2) Go to the party district in your town.
3) 'Act' tough. ( acting is vital, because you are not)
4) ???
5) sex or fight
This town sucks balls. Such things do not exist here. Only clubs where you can find women at their 40s or too social gays that try to hit-on straight-guys. That's why I leave this town, if I want to get to real clubs.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 16:23
jesus, virgins lay so much into virginity. Just pay a hooker so you realize it's not even a small fucking deal then get on with your life.
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Anonymous2008-01-17 17:05
>>38
Or then it's the non-virgins who think it's so big thing. When I was in army, and my room got to know that I was virgin (I'm not a liar-type so I told the truth). They were like "Wtf dude, why?!".
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Anonymous2008-01-17 17:29
>>38
truth.
only the virgins put so much emphasis on something so tiny.