i must have sex in the next 3 months

i must have sex in the next 3 months
in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

>>18
Would it be ok if perhaps I didn't do a barrel roll this time? I understand now that my comments were a bit harsh and really lowered your self esteem.
>>16
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters (with a RedCream cloan)
>>18
>>19
Saem fag