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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-15 5:06

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-15 23:18

wadduh fuk?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:39

Kansai is best girl

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:40

Lol, fucking /a/. Kansai4lyfe

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:42

N-no I didn't, b-baka

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:42

So, who's gonna be sharing their love adventures here?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:43

I got christmas chocolate truffles from a girl last week

They were tasty

[GOOD END]

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:52

POSTING IN A TEXT BOARD

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 1:53

Start posting your stories so we can give you shit advice and call you an asshole then.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:00

>>9
Alright then. There's a huge hole on the back of my long johns, around the ass area. A couple months ago it was just a tiny hole, but now it's big enough to fit my head. No, big enough to fit two heads through the hole

I don't have any needles or whatever for quick fixing it, not even a stapler, and I'm too lazy to buy a new pair. What should I do?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:00

>>10
Rape the maids?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:09

>>10
Order some online.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:24

>>12
But I want to spend money on fun things, not clothes

Well, alternatively, I could buy thigh highs or pantyhose, and fap to my legs

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:26

>>13
Sounds like a good idea.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:47

>>14
Another problem solved. Now to illustrate the story.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 2:54

Holy balls I feel like a man now. WE'RE DOING TEXT.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:04

>>16
We need to bring this place back to life.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:05

I think I'll just call you asshole now

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:16

>>17
It'll never happen. Just give up.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:16

>>15
A story of a man tired of having his butt exposed, but then falls in love with his own legs?

I'd read that

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:19

>>16
This is uncomfortable. How am I supposed to express my disdain for someone else's opinions through just text?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:34

>>21
That's a silly question （*･∀･）

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:43

What if I've already pulled a MolesterMan-class spaghetti on two women? Do I win a prize?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:52

Good Morning asshole!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 3:57

>>23
You become a virgin forever. Enjoy wizardry

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 4:06

">Wizardry"
">No drama, though it might be lonely"
">chilling with you guys FOREVER"

I think it's positive overall?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 5:52

>>20
Maybe he doesn't recognise the legs are his own.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 7:05

>>26
aren't you one sweet little homo.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 9:51

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 13:55

>>27
Well, to be honest, I kinda don't. I created a genderbent version of myself about a year ago, and I have many lewd fantasies with her. Tentacle rape and group sex became a huge fetish of mine after that, since I insert myself as the girl

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 15:21

>>28
Own legs? This is a videogame faggot.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-17 18:03

>>31
You're a video game

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-18 10:30

Japanese shame & goofball & bugouter is Okazaki.
His skipe ID is "gjaogjaojoev3"
Please w h i p, lol.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-18 16:28

>>30
I was joking earlier, but this really should get illustrated.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-18 18:46

>>34
It's not much. It's just me fantasizing as a 2D girl from time to time. Well, on the internet I like to behave as the little girl, but that's about it.

Aside from a genderbent thread in... February, I think, my little girl self never left my imagination

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-18 23:14

>>35
The adventures of you and your ghost loli self as she sluts around.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-18 23:28

>>36
Sounds good. She's not a loli though, she's like a teenager

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:45

yfw da Kansai wins da Moles Terman  (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:47

I sure wish 4chanX worked in here.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:49

>>39
sometimes you just have to kick it old school

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:49

>>40
B-but muh addons

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:51

>>6
Maybe some day when I get bored. Got a pretty heartwrenching story from college chock full of NTR

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:53

There's this girl at my University. I think I like her. Go to the start - am approaching my twenties, studying a pointless degree (Drama) but have made a few friends. Until two years ago, had no experience with women. I only became aware of romance and women after I started reading manga and watching anime (and playing eroge, naturally). First girl I tried to get close to was strange - she would lie about cutting herself and it really upset a female friend of mine who actually had issues. Nothing happened. Moved on. Went to college for two years - met second girl, who lied about domestic abuse and invented a boyfriend online, she created online accounts for him and everything. She dated my best friend but it broke up once I revealed she'd been texting that she loved me. Again, nothing happened. By this time, I was pretty sick of all this stuff. Why couldn't women be like in anime? Oh what a fool I was! This is when I discover a third girl who had feelings for me. We were in a play together, I didn't really notice her because she was in a small part and a year younger than me. We hit it off a little online and eventually sort of became interested in each other. We date. First girlfriend in the bag. But, turns out I didn't really like her, I was just lonely and used her. This went on for a few months before I broke it off. Now, prior to this, I had a lot of female friends - moreso than male friends. I could hang around with girls a lot (the asexual guy friend as it were) and we got along fine. As soon as girl three and I broke up, she went a bit mental. She managed to turn the female friends I had against me and I pretty much had a terrible year at college. Fast-forward to university. I spent a year not looking to date and not doing much other than getting drunk and finding friends through acting in plays and shit. Anyway, this girl I like is in the society with me. She's pretty and smart - she loves reading old books and dressing quite modestly. She lost her virginity on a one night stand in her first year and hasn't been with a guy since. I think she might like me. She runs up to me and hugs me out of the blue. She smiles at me from across the room. When she says goodbyes she always hugs me last. I don't know if I like her back. I think I do. I've dreamed about her and find it heard to focus when she talks. But I don't know if I want to fall into the trap of 3D. What do?

Molester Man Mark II

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 19:57

>>43
descartes.jpg

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:00

>>43
well it's not like you have to immediately get in to a relationship with her.
try doing more friend-oriented things with her and see if you're compatible (similar interests etc.).
it sound like she isn't a huge slut from your description which will aid you in not falling in to any traps.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:06

>>45
What sort of things? I've considered it before but we don't tend to see each other more than once a week. It usually happens because we're friends with the same people and they're doing things. I don't know if I'm in a position to invite her out to do things other than through friends. We're both busy people but I wonder if she would have any time for me.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:12

>>46
if you don't see each other very often perhaps it'd be better to get your friends to convince her to come along on some group things to begin with - out of the blue might be kinda creepy. through those activities you can speak to her, get her number/IM details/whatever, and become a bit closer etc.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:19

>>47
Maybe. It's Christmas obviously so I can't do anything until I get back to uni. I already have her phone number but only due to society stuff - I'm the treasurer and she's the publicity person. I've never really had her alone so I could talk to her properly. Every now and then we're at a party together but I try to avoid talking to her when I'm drunk.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:25

>>48
perhaps you could send a happy holidays text on the day itself?
it may seem a bit random but she may appreciate it - it could also serve to start a dialogue between you.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:40

>>49
I think I'll do that. I'll report back here in a few days. Although I'm still uncertain about what it is I want. Like you said, there's no harm in becoming closer friends I guess.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:45

I think Loli is the best. She's my favorite.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 20:50

>>50
i'm looking forward to it! (●´∀｀●)
also don't be afraid to make a new thread, if we all post our stories in this thread it'll get messy

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:26

>>47
>get your friends to convince her to come along on some group things
This really is the best course of action for now. You can get to know her better without the pressure of being alone with each other.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:28

>>52
>>53
Thanks guys. I'll be working it all out in the new year so I guess I can post more then. My friend's a lucky bastard. He actually got a rabu-retter from the girl he likes.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:30

>>54
i didn't think people even did that in real life, especially at the university age. cute.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:39

>>55
He was really happy about it. He'd met her at a friend's birthday party and they spent a good few hours talking out in the garden. I hardly saw him. Lucky guy. I feel like I'll become his Sunohara if I'm not careful.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:44

Just wondering, what does vip stand for?

I might share some stories here later, this board seems pretty alright.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:45

>>57
Probably what it originally stands for - Very Important Persons

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:48

>>58
I see, that slipped my mind. Is this place kind of like the /b/ of text boards, or is it more of a /soc/?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:48

>>56
i can imagine he would be pretty happy, it's always good to meet someone under strange circumstances and overcome it.

>>57
very important person(s)
this board is about VIP quality!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:49

I could've had something with a cute girl that's into anime, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings, but I chose the Sachiko route instead

Still picking an onahole though

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:50

It's based on the 2ch VIP board which is basically like /b/. If this board is like anything it's like what /b/ used to be like when 4chan first started out. This board's been a ghost town for a while so it means the few people that are here are generally formal.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:55

>>62
I like that.  Being formal is the only right way to go about talking.  When people say that browsing 4chan is like being with friends, I get confused.  Do these people yell at their friends and call them faggots? 

I've only been here for 10 min. and I like it already.  I'll be sure to make very important posts.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 21:58

>>63
A good thing about it is that threads live on for years on here, so you can chronicle things and keep up to date on one specific thing, much like Molester Man. He would have his own thread on 2ch VIP which he would return to every day.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:01

>>63
It would be pretty funny if this board became the most polite place on 4chan, considering what it's modeled after.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:01

>>64
I see.  If this board ends up getting more traffic because of Molester Man, that would be great.
Having actual productive discussions seems nice.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:07

to stay a bit more on topic... molester man 16 just came out
http://boonscanlations.blogspot.com/2012/12/molester-man-16.html

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:12

>>67
Fantastic!  I just read the first 15 in one sitting, looks like i'm in for a little bit longer.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:16

I love this 1999 feel

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:22

>>67
Great chapter. Kansai and Loli fought, we know why. Because Kansai's gonna go for it! What a great manga for Christmas time.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:26

>>67
Man, TranslatorFag is such a bro.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:28

For some reason, I don't feel upset at the cliffhanger.  Maybe because there is closure already.

I liked the Jojo artstyle part.  It added a little extra uumph that the chapter would have otherwise lacked.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:39

かんさいさんは彼女のパンツの濡れを頂いています！おめでとう、痴漢男！wwwww

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:43

>>73
>Kansai's pants have gotten wet! Congratulations, Molester Man!
For those too lazy to use Google.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:47

Well, I know what I'm spending my free time on. Making /vip/ less shitty.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:47

>>74
Thanks. You saved ten seconds of my life

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:48

>>76
Those ten seconds were very important. I hope you spent them wisely.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:49

>>77
He's probably going to spend them to fap wwww

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:51

>>78
I'm eating a bagel with sausages.

I already fapped today, so I'll just pretend I'm having sex with my waifu when I go to bed. It's Christmas time, gotta give some time for her

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:53

are there any styles for regular 4chan that makes it look more like the bbs? i like the look.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:54

>>80
You might find one that looks like it with that Oneechan thing

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:56

Oh god how do I use this I am not good with computer.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:57

>>78
Don't we all?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:58

>>79
Bagels are nice. Did you stick the sausage in the bagel and think lewd thoughts?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:58

>>84
I sliced those sausages up and threw them in the skillet. It was already dead

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:59

Kansai End confirmed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:59

Postan in /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:01

>>86
Welcome to two weeks ago.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

It's time.
Help me.
I met this girl on a group event for some club some of my friends are in.  She seemed cute, and kind of into me.  She's never had a boyfriend, and I've never had a girl friend.  Should I go for her?
But I haven't talked to her in about a month.  Finals robbed us both of all free time.

Do I have a chance

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

>>88
More like welcome to eight years ago.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

>>89
Try to text her and see how she's doing, and if she did well in the finals.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:04

>>85
That's no fun. [spoiler]Are you a necrophiliac?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>91
don't have her number.  basically no way to contact her except ask my friends to set up some kind of party, or try and add her on facebook

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
I'm a little girl

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
Hm. I don't know how dis boards work at all. I guess [spoiler] doesn't work for /vip/?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
>using sage in an almost-dead board

>>89
I agree with >>91. Don't hurl yourself towards the girl.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:06

>>89
At least talk to her first (*´・ｖ・)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:06

>>93
Ask for her phone number casually

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:07

>>93
Go ahead, then. Try to tell her who you were, though. If she asks you how you got her Facebook, this can either mean two things:

1) She's creeped out.
2) She's creeped out.

YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR DAMAGE CONTROL IF THAT HAPPENS.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:08

Do I have to end my spoilers with a tag or something?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:08

>>99
If she gets creeped out, wat do?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:09

>>101
Rape her

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:09

>>89
>Being interested in a 3D slut
Stick to 2D.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:10

>>61
Nobody interested in my story?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:10

dicks

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:11

>>101
Tell her you wanted to know how she was doing. Be as casual as possible.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:11

I know someone who I think is into me, but I'm ignoring every pass she makes at me

Wizard end

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>103
They better make virtual reality happen before i die.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>107
Better spend a few thousand dollars on those full size dolls then

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>61
How fucked are you? When did you choose Sachiko over the girl? WHY DID YOU IGNORE LOLI?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>104
We already know how Sachiko route ends.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:13

>>107
Stay strong.
You are a hero among men.
Don't let a succubus steal your precious mana.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:14

>>101
If she gets creeped out then you probably went about things the wrong way, or she just plain didn't like you as a person in the first place. If she considers you a friend then it won't creep her out to add her on facebook.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:15

>>111
Yeah, but, aren't you interested in the rest at all?

>>110
Eh, I guess I lost taste over 3D. I still hang out with her and her friends, though I haven't seen them in about two weeks with some bullshit I made up.

I needed to fap a little, and she probably wants to talk about the Hobbit and stuff like that, or how she probably already watched Toradora and talk about it

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:16

>>99
Adding onto this, ask her how exams went.  From there you might be able to segue into how tiring exams are, and how a break from studies might be nice.

A break from studies+a date

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:17

WOT IS THIS?!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:17

The last time I was in the textboards was to read Amagami challenges.

Time flies.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:19

>>117
That thread is still alive too.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:21

>>114
You should ask her who best girl was.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:21

>>63

You never had very good friends, then.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

>>29
I read the entire top section from right to left until I realized something was wrong.

Too much MM.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

Alright /vip/
Time for a story.
So my only friend insists that I am a failure of a man, as I have turned 20, and still have no experience with women whatsoever.
So, I try my hardest to try and not fuck up, and apparently my creep level isn't too intense. But today. Today I recieved a text message that literally said "I want to suck your dick."
I responded dumbfoundedly, essentially saying "What?"
She then tells me she was kidding, and this whole ordeal with her was just to pass the time, to essentially laugh at some poor guy who has it worse than her.
[spoiler]Sorry if this is the wrong format to post in, or if this is too much of a wall of text. I have no idea how the format is supposed to be here.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

>>115
*= instead of *+

I have an issue of my own. I take a walk after classes with this one girl everyday, just chatting about how classes went, daily things.  She said that she can't wait to see me after break, but I don't have her number.

How can I go about contacting her?  I need to strike while the iron is hot, and I feel that she is someone great.

I can't go about it through facebook , but we do have mutual friends.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>119
I'll obviously do that

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>115
Don't rush it yet, they barely know each other.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>122
I forgot to add "What the fuck am I supposed to do here?" to that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:24

>>122
Pretend you didn't get it was a joke, go to her house, and rape her

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:24

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:25

>>123
You usually ask for her number. Facebook could work too, I guess, but I don't know how that shit works

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:25

>>122
call her a slut
its that easy

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:26

>>127
I have no idea where she lives.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:26

>>131
Rape her at school then

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:28

>>122
Is she your friend? Or is she just some random person who texted you? That is definitely a bitch move either way.

You should try to meet other people, try and make friends with anyone you can.

That text wasn't to pass the time, it was to gauge a reaction from you.  You should give her something to react to.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:29

Guys, too many stories in the same thread will make us all confused. Why not create a new thread for your story?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:29

>>133
This.

Text her "suck my cock, dude"

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>134
Nah, we're fine. I'm too lazy to go to other threads just to read about other people's stories

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>134
So much this. Can we also use trips in text boards or anything that could easily make the OP identifiable?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>133
An acquaintance of a friend.
Meeting people really isn't that simple, as socially retarded as I am.
What do you mean by giving something to react to? Like shitting in a box, giftwrapping it and sending it to her, or just saying fuck you?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:31

>>122
She wants you. But is not sure how you would react. So she asked in a teasing joking manner. Kinda overdid it tough. Just text her "Want to fuck?" back. If she was really joking shell laugh. If not you'll fuck.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:31

>>129
I don't have a cellphone.  Facebook is just more convenient for me.  Whereas she doesn't have a facebook, but uses a phone often. 

Do you think I should buy a disposable phone, or try and call a landline?  I don't want to come on too strong, her reactions are hard to judge.  In /a/ terms, she is a loli tsundere that is turning more dere.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:32

>>137
Doesn't seem like we can. You should try with the e-mail, but I doubt that'll work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:32

>>140
Get a prepaid from virgin mobile or something

>loli
Sounds good

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:34

>>139
She made it clear she doesn't want the dick. "I prefer vagina".
It's that she keeps fucking doing this shit out of nowhere that throws me the fuck off.
I get over it, adjust and become used to being solitary again, and then all of a sudden she fucking picks on me again.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:34

>>140
Landline, if you call from a disposable phone, it would mean you want to avoid her at all costs. You need to be subtle on your approach, but be serious.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>140
If you can afford it go ahead and get a cellphone. Not necessarily for her or anything, just because it's pretty convenient to have even if you barely use it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>140
Go and get some cheap phone. You'll mostly need it for text messages. Tell her you get bored during classes and suggest writing each other. Mobile number get.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>143
I got the perfect plan for you:

Dress up as a girl, and text her you can be her girlfriend for tonight

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:36

>>143
Confront her, you must tell her how you feel about this picking on. I wouldn't feel cool with it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:36

>>138
Do anything, be forward, be backward, anything that will get a reaction.

She obviously wants you, but is going about it in a bitchy way.  How you approach the situation is all up to you. 

[1] Ignore her
[2] Give her the dick
[3] Give her shit for being a cock-hungry slut
[4] Use this experience as a segue to become aquantences(can't spell) and make friends with her mutual friends.
[5] Mention it to your one real friend, report their reaction.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:37

>>143
>she texts again 'I wanna suck your dick'
>Do you really have nothing better to do?

From her reaction, you gauge whether she gives two shits or not. Worst case scenario, she is dicking you over, you tell her to fuck herself, and you block her.

Unless you're meeting this girl in person a lot.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:39

>>143
If she texts you anything about sucking your dick again then respond positively but still in a joking manner. It shows that you're receptive to the idea but if she's joking then it'll look like you're just playing along.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:39

>>143
Reminds me of someone i know. She's in a relationship with a former female neighbor/friend of mine. But she says shes bisexual and still wants the dick. 21st century dude, being attracted to both genders isn't that rare anymore. Just suggest some casual meet up. If she teases just tease her back more. Might lead to something.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

>>142
>>144
>>145
>>146
I will do this, especially #146.  She and I are already good friends, and she has laid some hints down that she wants to progress as well.  If my little story becomes more popular, and I eventually make a thread, I might post more regularly.

I sure hope this /vip/ thing isn't just a fad, it's pretty interesting.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

>>147
Trap route.
I approve.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

This is just like one of my japanese cartoons!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:41

>>147
Is dressing up as a girl necessary for just a text message?
>>148
She fucking brushes it off every time, and there is like a month and a half cooldown period, where I chill out and forget about it.
>>149
There is no way she wants my dick, tsundere doesn't exist in the 3 dimensional form.
>>150
This is a good idea. I think I'll use that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:41

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:42

>>156
You need to come prepared, of course. Buying the clothes and everything

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:43

>>157
That looks like shit.
You should be ashamed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:43

>>156
>cooldown period
Dude shes craving the dick everytime she ovulates.
But she's guilty about it since she thinks of herself as a lesbian. So shes going for someone she doesnt percieve as a big sexual threat.
Probably isnt even aware of it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:43

>>156
You could potentially fuck with her back. Tell her you're gay and that you want to eat her out or something.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:44

>>158
But it would be a massive waste if it fails.
Girl clothes are expensive, especially to someone who is freak-of-nature tier size.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:45

>>153
In order for /vip/ to succeed we MUST ensure this isn't a fad. We need to be more regular here. Some dark times might come, but we must make sure we overcome them. The trolling is a part of 4chan, but it won't be that hard if we commit ourselves to a little bit of /vip/ every day.

I hope you can post your story, Vipper.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:45

>>160
This seems plausible, I didn't even think about it before now.
Well, damn.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:45

>>162
Worst case scenario, you can fap to yourself

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:46

>>156
Tsundere does exist in real life. I admit i have forsaken my chance for wizardhood and got myself a gf for a short time last year. And i noticed one thing. The more they bitch at you the more they want it later that night.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:47

>>165
That disgusts and arouses me at the same time.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:47

>>167
That's a start

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:47

>>167
Just ask >>13 for some tips.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:49

>>163
Yeah, I'll be here just about everyday.  I think I like it more than /a/, everyone is nice and discussion actually happens.

I will get a phone, and get her number from a friend. Possibly tomorrow I'll make a thread, after I think up a name that isn't too chuu2.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:49

>>169
Funny thing is, I'm actually here (#13)

I found some ankle-length socks of mine. When I get my trimmer to work, I'll shave my legs.

I already fapped to myself a few times this week though. Both 2D and 3D

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:49

>>166
As much as I want to believe that, I just can't see it.
Acting like a bitch doesn't mean they want it, in fact it seems she just gets off on making a man suffer.
Although >>160 has a good point.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:50

From: A VIPPER
To: All VIPPERS
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………./‘/…/…./……./¨¯\
……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/‘…’)
………\……………..‘…../
……….’’…\………. _.·´
…………\…………..(

Remember to use VIPPER quality in your posts.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:50

>>165
>>implying worst case scenario
Self-fucking is the best form of art.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:51

>>173
Don't worry friend, no shitposting for me.

How do you trip on this board?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:52

>>171
I wish you and teenage girl you all the best. Follow your dreams.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:52

>>172
Well it may have just been that one. She was kind of crazy. And a slut. Been turned on by humilation and submission ever since. I think she stole my manliness from me. Stay pure /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:52

>>173
VIPPER quality is just, like, no shitposting, right?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:53

>>170
It's cool, I'll stick around often (pretty much every day as well), but remember that most of us (if not everyone here) are coming from the Molester Man thread, so everyone is bound to be bros at this point, the board needs more attention, while trying not to fuck up with trolling.
Don't expect everyone to be this nice, but remember the spirit we're trying to give to /vip/, and we might make it a great board (shitposting aside). Since this is the first day we're starting to use /vip/, we have some activity, but only in this thread (and another one right now).

Let's not be in this thread alone, let's help other threads as well (the 3DPD one).

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:55

>>163
I've been following this thread since post 1. I'll be here(≧∇≦)/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:55

>>179
I can support this.
I enjoy the atmosphere here.
I'm still staying on /a/, though.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:55

>>178
It's giving good advice and being bros, sharing our blogs (since we really can't in /a/), and being VIP Quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:56

>>181
Of course.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:57

>>182
Oh, then that's fine then.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:57

Anyone else jsut noticing how comfortable 4chan became with 4chanx and so on? This layout kind of takes me back.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:57

>>176
Thanks, that warms my heart

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:57

>>179

More threads will surely branch out from this, in time.
I would prefer to see a lack of posts and threads which show hints of /r9k/, /adv/ and other of its ilk. If possible, of course. 

>>178

VIPPER quality is VIPPER quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:57

>>175
You can only trip on other boards like /anime/. No tripping on /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:58

>>179
You speak the truth. 
I think if everyone tries their best not to shitpost, and to be helpful, this can truly be a great board.

頑張って

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:58

>>185

Actually having to F5 is a refreshing~ experience.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:58

Can anyone tell me what that message when you post contains?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:59

>>188
I guess noko is a futaba-clone thing.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:59

>>191
Seems it changes, but I saw one vaguely similar to UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:00

>>187
What would you want to see?
>>188
That's good.  One of my fears was alleviated.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:00

>>191
VIP Quality

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:01

>>191
It cycles through a few different ones.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:01

>>190
I turned on an auto-reloader for the page, but it's annoying if you actually want to comment.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:01

>>193
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

Well then.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:02

>>191

Its a summoning mantra to post using VIP quality, fellow VIPPER

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:04

Good night /vip/  It has been a wonderful first day, and it surely wont be my last.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:05

>>200
Good night (─‿‿─)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:05

>>200
Goodnight, fellow VIPPER.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:05

>>187
Oh, of course. We aren't /r9k/, nor /adv/, nor /soc/, nor /b/ nor /a/.

We are /vip/.

We are Quality.

>>188
I think this is good, it'll avoid the tripfag circlejerk, and everyone will be the same to everyone. Some VIPPER Trolling will happen, but we're certainly going to know when the OP is posting for real.

>>190
You don't even need to F5 (if you want to), click on the "Newer Posts" link below the last comment, and you'll see the new comments.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:07

>>200
Good night, sweet dreams, Vipper.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:07

I wish we could use /vip/ like the Japanese do. It's lightweight so you can take it anywhere HAH, but it isn't integrated into phones like 2ch is.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:08

>>203
It truncates it to the recent 'page', though. Might not be so great if you're looking for previous posts that people have quoted.

We also need to promote a sense of unity in the board, while at the same time not coming off as 'We are legion' style fags. It's a careful balance.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:08

I wonder what actually happens when you report a thread. Are there people who still care?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:10

I think a big step forward would be to get at the minimum, extensions for redirecting to the thread instead of page 0 when you post and such.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:10

>>206
Then we must build it now that we're small and unnoticed. Maybe we need helpful threads to teach people how to use /vip/? Maybe ask moot to stick a thread for us related to how to post here? A list of Japanese emoticons to convey our feelings better since we can't post image reactions?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:10

>>207
If there isn't, there should be.  Dedicated moderators should be established, but if all goes well we shouldn't see much of them.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:11

>>203

Thanks for the refreshing tip.

The "whole no tripfags, everyone is the same" lesson is best learnt from the first few months of /r9k/.

Just remember, VIP Quality. That is the solution.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:11

>>206
Well, the only real thing tying us here right now is Molester Man. So all our unity is pretty much just right there.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:12

>>209
It's going to be hard getting used to using emoticons. Feels... kinda dirty. (　`⊇`)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:12

>>209
A board culture of helpfulness, attentiveness, and politeness is what I think we should strive toward.

I disagree with liking blogging threads to /vip/ just yet, we need to establish a healthy board culture beforehand.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:13

>>209

"Helpful threads" on how to post VIP Quality will only make us end up like /vg/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:15

>>215
We need to lead by example, and not rely on rules and stickies to set one for us.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:16

>>213
We don't need to be edgy faggots here. I'm sure we'll overcome this. We grew fond of the image reactions and avoided emoticons like the plague, we'll have to get used, but in the end we won't care about using emoticons.

>>212
It's true. But we'll soon start having our own threads and giving helpful advice, making sure the board becomes VIP Quality. More people will come to like it, and Molester Man won't be our only unity anymore.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:16

>>213

There is a time and place for them, VIPPER.
Throwing them in at the end of sentence or post reduces VIP Quality quotients.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:17

Well I guess this is a good a place as any to ask. How do you spoiler here? What about greentext and boldtext like >>26 and >>107 did? The 4chan FAQ isn't any help.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:18

>>215
Oh no, I don't mean generals. I mean a sticky and closed thread with the relevant information we'd need. Not much. If it proves to be much of a bother, then we can always get rid of it. I would like the thread to be of what >>214 said, once it's been established and most people know what the board is about, we can get rid of it? I dunno.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:18

>>219

It's just like those things you used to use, back in the day.

Forums I think we called them.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:19

>>219
The spoiler system is the same, I think. Like this?. Now the others are something I don't know about. Maybe like the BB coding?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:19

>>218
(´・ω・｀)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:20

>>217
Emoticons can be used, but I think we should still frown on :) :( :D D: and the like. It promotes a bad posting style. Ideally, emoticons should be used for emotions that are incredibly hard or specific and cannot be expressed in words easily. They should be needed to convey the emotion, rather than used as a lazy replacement. 'Feels' is a good example of what not to do. It's vague, tells other people almost nothing and is just a lazy way to not bother expressing your emotions.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:22

Guys if you want to know, it's just like >>221 said.
[b] [/b ] for bold [i] [/i ] for italics, etc.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:23

>>224
I agree.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:23

>>221
I actually never used forums. I found them too clunky and cluttered.

>>222
Well I guess it's experiment time.
spoilers
bold
italics
underline
strikethrough

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:25

>>227
Oh please don't tell me that [color=#5E2D79]colors[/color]are allowed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:26

>>228
Phew. Crisis averted. Conflict resolved.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:28

>>228
God that would be obnoxious.
What about [tt]text[/tt]

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:30

Now we only need a link (Do they even work here?) to a list of Japanese emoticons, know how to greentext, and we'll be on our way to become VIP Quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:31

>>220

I believe lurking and taking time to think out your replies will be the best way to promote VIP Quality posts.

I remember when I lurked /a/ for 3 years before I started to post regularly.
Times have changed, and the posts since that time, to now, really show that.

I don't believe /a/ had a problem with "elitism" as some of the newcomers perceived. Our actions in the early days stressed a certain quality to each of the posters replies and threads.

As such, this made it appear that the whole board had a air of elitism to it.
But really, that's more of a illusion of the influx of the newfags since that summer. And eventually, /a/ changed.

On the plus side, despite the massive growth, we haven't stooped down to /v/'s Nth level of shit.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:31

>>230
Doing some quick checks on color.
[color=5E2D79]colors[/color]
[color=red]colors[/color]
[c=#5E2D79]colors[/c]
[c=5E2D79]colors[/c]
[c=red]colors[/c]

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:33

>>231
Just check out the SJIS board.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:34

>quoting on /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:34

[highlight]highlight[/highlight]
[right]right[/right]
[quote]Don't quote me[/quote]

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:34

>>232
Oh well, that works too.

>>234
Oh, right! I had forgotten about this. Thanks for reminding me.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:35

Hm... If > doesn't work for quotes, then does code work?

for (int i; i<100; i++)
{
print(i);
}

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:36

So are we going to make the board un-dead?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:37

[size=3]Text[/size]

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:38

>>239

We have to be diligent. That's the first step.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:39

>>239
That seems to be the plan. I'd like it if this place got used for something aside from spamming "JEWS" for 17 threads.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:41

>>242
What shall we use it for?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:42

Well "greentext" only works for
::Stuff like this or
//stuff like this
or
"stuff like this"

One of these may or may not work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:43

>>239
Basically what >>241 said. We need to be consistent on what we want the board to be, and on posting.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:47

Hmmthiscouldbeinteresting

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:49

>>243
That's a little more complicated. What could /vip/ be that no other board on 4chan is? What would make people actually want to be here?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:50

>>246
Iwonder

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:50

>>246

What have you done.
Now we are all thumbling down.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:51

Man, I had a good fap

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:51

"> " before the first line end the line with [o] then put "> > "before the next line of text, again ending with [o] third line: "> > > " then end with [o] then on another new line close the three [o] tags.

dsfdsfds
dsfsdfds
dsfdsfds

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:52

>>247

Exactly what moot wanted /r9k/ to be before it got out of control and spawned all that other shit.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:52

>>247
A blogging and advice board with a friendly and polite culture is what I envision it as.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:53

I got the hang of this. code doesn't stack with tags very well so everything inside code is literalized.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:54

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:56

>>255

Not sure if that is VIP Quality....

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:57

new DINAranger volume got scanlated

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:58

So, any stories?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 0:59

This VIP fad will die quickly lol
I'm outta here

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:00

>>258
No stories today. Unless you want to hear embarrassing stories I don't want to bring up.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:01

>>260
Shh, it's okay. I'll wait for any updates from the other ones

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:02

I can post on here with my phone

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:06

>>252
Then let's make a phrase, something very solid that we can say 'This is what we are here for' a mission statement. It's all nice for us to come here and say 'Yeah let's revive /vip/!' but we need something to actually revive it with. You reference people to /a/ for anime and manga, /b/ for shit, /tg/ for travel things, but what would we direct people to /vip/ for?

Unless it's just blogging and advice.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:08

>>263
QUALITY

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:11

>>263
Advice, VIP Quality and broness. I realize this might be a fad, and that we don't know what we want, but we need to be consistent, and after a while, we'll know what we'll be. Everything comes in due time, there's no point in rushing it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:38

>>265
I agree. Let's slowly build up on what we want to do/create here. This Molester Man is a good example of what we're currently aiming for.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:41

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 2:42

I'm more proud to say I came here from a Densha Otoko thread.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 2:44

>>268
It works as well, welcome, VIPPER!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 3:30

I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this is the first time I visited /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 4:00

So this is an advice BBS now? (Well, as opposed to the dead, spam-riddled husk the text boards Mostly are now.) I hope you guys keep up your interest here... And that this doesn't devolve into another r9k.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 4:24

>>271
I think it is going to become more of an advice/blog board.
We are all very important people, giving very important advice, with VIP quality.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 5:33

>>271
Let's hope so. It would be nice to have this board flow with good activity. Far from the tripfags, anime reactions, avatars and the heavy trolling.

A little trolling is fine too.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 6:48

Man, life without images sure is boring.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 6:54

holy crap this board is suddenly lively.
i went to bed and this thread had 60 replies.
that's some VIP★QUALITY.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:00

We're bringing it back.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:14

Good morning VIPPERS. Anyone got any special plans for Christmas Eve?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:17

>>277
Probably a stroll in the park, even though I didn't participate in Amagami challenge.
Who am I kidding? I will be home as always.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:19

>>277
my plan is to sit here and read the stories of people with eventful lives (・｀ω´・)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:38

>>277
Fapping to sleep, as always.

>>275
See >>276

>>274
We rely too much on images. (´・ω・｀)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 8:33

can you even use meme arrows on this dark age place?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 8:35

>>277

I'll read PunPun

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 8:56

Whatever happened to the vippers that were telling stories?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 8:58

>>283
they went to bed

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 9:06

Good morning, vippers~

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 9:09

>>285
good afternoon, vip-kun (´・ω・｀)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 9:27

>277
I'll hope to read more stories from vippers. I don't want this to be a brief fad.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 9:35

Take this shit out of my /vip/.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 9:53

fuggin cliffhanger chapter endings.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 11:05

>>288
>"implying yours"

FAD HOURS GENERAL. I'm still hype for stories.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 11:28

I would myself

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 11:28

I would myself

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 11:28

I would myself

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 11:28

sorry I wouldn't myself

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 14:02

>>277
I'll watch something in my backlog, fap to some Girls und Panzer, and find something to do in between

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 14:41

>>277
Planning on marathoning After Story then cry to sleep.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 14:47

>>277
Waiting for the story people so we can give them advice. (´・ω・｀)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:15

>>297
You can make your own stories, or just talk about things that have happened to you, if you frame it right.

Don't expect it to be in this particular thread, for sure.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:23

>>298
Or at least I would, if they would even let me post a thread. I haven't posted a thread ever and it keeps telling me to stop making so many new threads.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:26

>>299
I would but I have no stories worthy of telling. Just a bad end in school, and I'm still a virgin after 22 1/2 years (I highly doubt the code will work).

You can't click on 'New Thread'? It doesn't let you? Damn.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:32

>>296
I was actually thinking of playing the visual novel today.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:38

>>300
Whenever I post I get a critical error and it tells me to stop making new threads to fast.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:42

>>302
Just made you a thread.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:13

>>300
What code was that?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:15

I noticed that every time I take out the trash right after sunset, there's a black cat that stares into my soul some 200 meters away. Last time I went, there was another one

What should I do?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:17

>>304
Like the bbcode tags from forums. Like here: >>227
Also, the code is [ sup]1[ /sup]/[ sub]2[ /sub] (without spaces).

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:19

>>305
Try to approach the cat, or take out the trash at a different time than usual.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:26

>>277

Watch some Amagami SS for some Kaoru.
Sugita agreed she is the best girl and quite the cutie.

So VIPPERS,how does one make his life VIP Quality?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:42

>>308
Be the 1000 of your GET.
VIP must become your body, and kopipe will be your blood.
You must create over 999 posts.
Be unaware of /b/.
And unaware of fchan.
Withstand bans and create many flamewars.
Wait for one's arrival.
You must have no regrets, this is the only path.
Your whole life is Unlimited Troll Works.

Other than that, be confident and make good friends. If you aren't a confident person, try acting like one. It will become instinct and a VIP life will follow. It worked for me.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 17:27

>>307
I usually go when it's not dark, but there are times when I forget, then I forget again, then I have five cubic tons of trash, so I need to go at night regardless

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:34

>>305
Persistence. The more you're simply around it, the more it gets used to you. Don't try to pursue the matter too much.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 19:06

>>277

Nothing really special. I might go out with some friends, might try to finish up Hyouka.

How about you?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 19:14

merry xmas 2012 from europe vippers (。⌒∇⌒)。

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 19:42

Are there any programs/text files that make it easier to create ASCII art and faces when you don't have a unicode/asian keyboard?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 19:46

>>314
www.japaneseemoticons.net/all-japanese-emoticons/  (●´∀｀●)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 19:47

>>305
Make friends with it. You can leave it some food while you know it's watching, but don't pressure it into being near you. Also if you make eye contact, quickly close your eyes and look away before opening them. It doesn't have to be longer than a blink.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 20:06

>>313
Merry Christmas to you! Although I still need to wait seven more hours for it

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 23:44

>>315
HAHAHA database error.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 0:09

>>318
That website has been pretty unstable these days. A shame. I used it whenever I had to throw an emoticon in when playing PSO2

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 1:43

>>296
That was nice. Came close to crying a bit, but I don't know how to cry anymore so...

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 3:18

>>320
I can give you a hug instead

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 4:06

I've been using the same underwear for over a month. I'm getting addicted to to the smell of my dick, and I fantasize my genderbent self drinking my cum

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 8:19

>>322
Same here, but the oder gets stronger when you have them for 3 months like I have, and I dream of myself non genderbent drinking my cum, but it's hard to do.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 12:44

>>322
>>323
     |_・)

This isnt VIP Quality

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 14:52

>>323
I usually change every three or so weeks, but the smell is somehow containing itself. I guess it's just because I've been taking more care in keeping my dicku clean

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 15:01

>>322
>>323
>>325
DQN IS LEAKING

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 21:21

Chapter 17 is out

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 21:39

>>246
Some major hacking right here

(;/゜o゜)/ ｻﾞｸ!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 21:41

>>309
This guy gets it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 21:48

VIP quality thread here

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 22:29

So last night I went to a Christmas Eve party at a local pub. So I run into an old classmate there who I had a massive crush on back at secondary school. Anyway, she comes over and feigns interest for a bit, and gives me a quick hug and a peck on the cheek. Immediately after she gives me a strange look and quickly returns to her friends outside after finishing her conversation with my friend besides me (while avoiding looking at me). I don't have feelings for her any more, but I was completely dumbfounded by her odd response and have been bothered by it since. Is there something I might have done that made her, seemingly, recoil?

I guess I won't know without confronting her; but as I hadn't seen her in roughly 10 years, I don't think that's going to happen.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 22:36

>>331
strange look
She misses you and you should become her friend again.
Then give her the dick or something.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 22:38

>>331
did you say anything to her as she did that? maybe she was expecting some response.
regardless, if you hadn't seen her in 10 years, you're not likely to keep running in to her so it doesn't really matter.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 23:12

>>332
I doubt that; my "massive crush" was about as socially crippling as one might expect from the average 4channer. Though we did talk a little here and there, so maybe with a heavy dose of rose tinting, she could miss me.

>>333
I just said, "Hey how are you?" Or something inane like that. To be honest I was kind of surprised she kissed me, so maybe I had a surprised look on my face come to think about it. She's actually living locally again now, hence why she was there, not that I'm confident I'll see her again any sooner. But you're right, it doesn't really matter.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 23:17

>>334
Go get her. It'll be the spark of an awkward, but warm, friendship.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 23:20

>>334
It was at a pub right? Sounds like she might have done it impulsively because she was drunk or tipsy, and then realized she wasn't that close to you right after.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-25 23:39

>>335
Well if that happens, I'll post about it.

>>336
That makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. I mean most kisses on the cheek aren't really something you'd notice, this was more like something your grandma might give you. Then she may have felt embarrassed once she realised she over did it.

Maybe I should add her on Facebook.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 0:04

>>326
No this is /a/ not /dqn/, they're a lot easier to spot and no one here is going on about mitten sex so it cant be dokyun. If anything they're trying to emulate 2ch /vip/ and not w4ch /vip/. This thread is VIPSTARS instead of VIP QUALITY, I doubt they payed DADDY COOL his vipcoins.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 0:35

>>338
Eh, this is /vip/, not /a/. 「(°ヘ°)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 1:04

Why does everyone ignore you when you say you're not having a merry Christmas, instead of trying to help?

I just want to be comforted a little o(╥﹏╥)o

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 1:21

>>340
Cheer up, /vip/. You're amongst QUALITY now. ｡*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)｡:゜★｡

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 1:29

>>341
Thank you （Ｔ∇Ｔ）

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 3:31

Chapter 17 is out, fellow vippers   (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 3:43

i didnt even know this board existed

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 3:44

I didn't even know that this board existed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 3:52

>>344
>>345
That was not VIP QUALITY.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 11:16

I hope we can get Ch. 18 soon, I can't wait for Molester and Kansai to fuck. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 12:08

This thread is not VIPQUALITY, it's too fast there are posts that aren't 7 years apart.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 12:20

Dammit Boon. You've ruined me.

And Akame Ga Kill
...Pun Pun too.

Makes my WIZARD END hard to stick too.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 12:33

>>348
This is the new VIP QUALITY.

>>349
God damn, the latest Punpun chapters were amazing and terrifying. wwwwwww

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 15:09

>>350
Punpun just makes my life drain away. And Punpun is living such a rough life, just look at his face!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 15:36

>>351
What the fuck though, he just killed someone.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 16:03

>>352
That someone was about to kill both of them.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 16:16

>>353
Still, a death is a death. We're not supposed to kill other human beings, even if they're batshit insane. That's what Batman does.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 16:41

>>354
So if someone was about to kill you with a knife, you just let it happen?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 16:51

>>355
No. I would try to either get the weapon out of their hands and then escape to call the police, or I'd just look for a chance to run away and call the police.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-26 16:59

>>356
But they are about to kill you. They stabbed your girlfriend and they are about to stab you. You have less than a second to react and they can throw the knife at you as you try to run.

I'm not saying Punpun did the right thing, but at that time, it was the second best choice. He really should've let her live and call the police though, but you don't think in anger.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 0:27

So, how was your Christmas, fellow vippers?

Any dates with Kansai?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 0:50

>>357
I know, it was under the self-defense category. I can understand it. I'm not sure what I would have done, but if I had to rely instinctively, I would have done more or less the same.

That still wouldn't make me feel better afterwards. I know I fought to preserve my life, but at the same time, I ended another one.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 1:00

>>358
;_;

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 1:42

Oh boy, new Molester Man chapter

And this one's quite the blast

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 2:46

>this episode
ばんざーい！ヽ(▽￣　)乂(　￣▽)ﾉ ばんざｰい!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 8:05

Does anybody have the original archive of the 2ch thread (Translated if possible)?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 10:21

>>357
This is true. But after killing her, I don't think they should have buried her and ran away. They probably should have explained that they killed her in self defense, which is the truth.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 11:22

>>360
It's okay. At least we have each other

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 14:53

I don't think that was a pity sex as /a/ tries to imply. And here's why:
1) Kansai wants it all. She wants MM as a boyfriend and wants Loli as a friend. She's just can't decide who to sacrifice in this situation.
2) The sex was awful, i know that but it was nor because of pity. It was because she was feeling guilty about whole Loli thing.
3) She just can't betray Loli. We seen it before, when she stayed up all night with MM just to cheer him up. It wasn't because she wanted to spend some time with him, she did it because she's a bro. That implies that she cares for her friend more than for herself. And why it should be different in this situation? She chose to sacrifice her own interests just to gain time to make up with Loli.

In the end she'll end up with MM no matter what. And it is because she loves him. Disclaimer: I haven't read spoilers, it's just my opinion.  Oh, and sorry for my bad English.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 15:45

>>366
I don't think it's pity sex, but I don't think it was the best moment for them to fuck. It was awkward because she was guilty and maybe felt that by fucking Molester the pain from Loli could go away a little, even if just for a moment

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 20:54


　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Oppai! Oppai!
　⊂彡

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 20:57

>>368
Best Molester

So, do you guys have a council as well?

Classy-Calm, Shy and Low Self-Esteem, and Teenage Girl here

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-27 23:10

>>369

Shinji, Kamina, VIP QUALITY, I want to go home and go on /a/ Guy

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 1:13

Am I the only one rooting for Kanchigae after all this time?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 1:15

>>366

I've read the original. Molester Man also had a hard time explaining the situation. Vippers were also talking shit about how they just "did it" and whatnot, but the way he said it, it just did happen and it wasn't pity sex or anything. It just so happened .

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 1:50

19 is out, wow...
HE BETTER GET THE ENDING HE BETTER

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 2:21

So is this where da Molestarman happened? wwwwww

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 2:21

>>373
Being Molester is suffering

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 2:38

Th-this is my first time VIPPING
I-It's rather strange, but somewhat nostaglic.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 3:32

>>374
No it's not (,,#ﾟДﾟ)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 3:50

>>374
Try 2ch, that's where it happened.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 4:17


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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 12:03

>>369
>Teenage girl
/a/ detected

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 16:02

>>380
It can't be helped. I kinda consider her my imouto, but the kind that I have sex with.

Or just selfcest.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 17:29

>>381
That's forbidden love.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 21:05

>>382
Forbidden love is the best kind of love. I love myselfher

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-28 21:37

>>383
Boy did I fuck that up.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-29 4:52

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the fad died. Just as expected.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-29 5:00

>>385
Yeah, sure.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-29 13:10

No new Molester Man chapters... (;▽;)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-29 15:52

>>387
But there's one more and the bonus fan chapter

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-30 12:34

>>388
Yes, I'm eagerly awaiting this. Although since Boon will be releasing it at 20:00:29 CST, I will be 29 seconds into 2013 and will miss the first pages of hype. It's a good thing I will be alone this New Year's Eve, at least.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-30 16:31

http://www.geocities.jp/chikan_otoko_2005/thetikan.jpg
Is this Kansai?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-30 17:11

>>390
I watched a bit of the movie, and yeah that looks like her in it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-30 19:14

>>391
Hm... I'm not sure, I'd say it would be Miss Understanding.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-30 19:54

>>392
Ah, I guess you might be right.
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODQ4NDMyNjg=.html
This is the video I was watching from some Chinese site. The quality isn't too great.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 12:16

>>393
Erm, I might be a bit slow on this but.. is this molester man the movie?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 12:37

>>394
http://i.imgur.com/Yk5SJ.png

Well, atleast kansai looks decent

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 12:48

>>395
It's to be expected, it's Nao Nagasawa, and she's damn pretty.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 12:51

>>396
I wish she was my Kansai.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 13:23

>>396
>>397

We all do myfriend, we all do.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 13:50

>>395
God, she's beautiful...

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 13:53

>>395
Watching this makes me realize Molester did a great job choosing her.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 17:14

>>393
Didnt understand shit, but mang I enjoyed the movie

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 17:15

>>393
Didnt understand shit, but mang I enjoyed the movie

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 17:16

>>393
Didnt understand shit, but mang I enjoyed the movie

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 17:44

Anyone know what time EST, we're expecting?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 17:56

>>404 (Dead)
21:00:29, approximately.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 18:31

>>401
>>403
>>402
God damnit, didnt realize there wasnt a spam filter

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 18:33

>>403
I couldn't stand watching the movie, didn't bother finishing it. The way the MC is portrayed in the manga is totally different than the awkward guy in the movie. I know that's probably what he was really meant to be like, but the small bits of confidence and wit the manga MC has really make his character, and the comedy; but he didn't seem to have any of that in the movie.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:12

I feel fulfilled. That was so heartwarming...

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:13

how about we bring this board back to life, guys?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:14

Greatest love story ever told.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:15

>You will never be Molester Man because you have no idea what the fuck to do and will be left fantasizing about your life with whoever is nice to you at the cash register when you leave the house to get groceries and you dream about your life with them while you go home and then over think about what could've been and if they really liked you
;_;

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:16

To life you say? In what way are you proposing to do so 409?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:18

Meme arrow stays at 4chan >>411. Stop bringing cancer to where ever you go.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:19

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:21

>>412
Fuck, I have no idea. Does anyone know what they discuss in the 2ch version of this board?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:26

This board is crazy to get used to.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:32

>>409
Sure, no problem for me. I've been wanting this board to become GOAT for a while already. (゜∀゜)

>>415
They're like /b/, but we're trying to post real stories and giving out advice so you guys can have your own happy endings.

>>416
It'll be easy after a day or two.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 22:49

Molester, you glorious bastard （Ｔ∇Ｔ）ゞ

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:09

WHat the fuck is this place, /soc/ ?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:11

>>419
No, it's /vip/.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:11

>>419
Yes

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:12

What a nice, heartwarming way to end the year. I can't even feel jealous of Molester Man.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:15

I love you all, so very much.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:25

>>423
I love you.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:48

Does this mean /VIP/ will get more popular?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:53

>>425
It already is.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:55

>>425
Who knows? Seems like a slow-paced, chill place to lurk for now. Might be cool if it became more active and turned into a place to post cool stories and shit. “/vip/ - Cool Story Bro” has a nice ring to it.

inb4 the board goes right back to being dead as soon as the Molester Man hype wears off

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-31 23:56

>>427
I plan on sticking around. I especially like the forwarding message after posting.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:08

>>428
I'm with this guy.
Also because I'm finding all the other boards I used to visit just awful these days. I started to look for alternatives and this whole Molester Man thing just happened to happen. There's a few other text boards I've found not on 4chan that I might start lurking as well.

I don't have high hopes for something like >>427's suggestion, but that kind of thing always just depends on the community.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:14

>>429
I agree, this just needs consistency and commitment.

That, and stories we can talk about...

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:16

I'm going to start blogging too !
I think I might even make a tripcode !

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:18

>>431
I am already losing hope...

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:24

>>431
You're gonna invent the name field on this board that doesn't have or need one? Good luck with that.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:29

>>431
Why would you do that?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 0:30

>>431
Riiight..

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 1:18

You know what makes /vip/ good.. complete lack of identity. No more tripfags. :3

(email might be of use but I dunno)

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 1:45

What the hell is up with those email?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 1:58

>>436
And lack of images. Images are responsible for avatarfagging, reaction images and whatnot, this reduces the will to post something written or intelligent.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 2:09

>>438
DICKS DICKS DICKS

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 2:13

i came here from molester man LOL

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 2:14

I think I'll start hanging on this board. You VIPPERS seem like good folks.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 2:48

>>441
Welcome! Post only with the highest quality material! /vip/ for life!

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 5:53

when was the molester man story first started? i'd like to know

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 9:57

>>443 true story occur 5 years ago. adaption to doujin 1 year ago.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 10:49

>>444
I thought it was seven years ago.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 10:58

According to the date(s) on the manga, where the author has copied over the 2ch posts, it ends on December 31, 2004.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 11:34

Yup. Eight years ago.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 11:42

Guys guys guys! I found an archive of the 2ch thread!
http://www.geocities.jp/chikan_otoko_2005/

Of course, you need to know Japanese to read it.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 12:49

>>448
I'm surprised by how much detail he goes into in the posts. I assumed the manga made up some filler, but it seems to be mostly spot on except for maybe the very end (I didn't read all of it, but skimmed to some parts I wanted to know about).

2ch /vip/ seems like an interesting place. The stupidity is reminiscent of /b/, but it was still enjoyable to read.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:05

I wish we could translate these threads into English...

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:41

Dear /vip/, how do I get a cute girlfriend?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:47

>>451
If we've learned anything from Molester Man, you need 3 things:
1) A perfect blend of shyness and confidence that present themselves at just the right moments to attract the attention of said cute girlfriend.
2) A series of coincidental events to happen in your life starting with a gross misunderstanding that causes someone to feel the need to repay you (so you can meet their cute friends), with the willingness to carry through with these events and not just shy away from them.
3) Luck.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:48

>>451
You first start by going outside.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:49

>>452
You forgot the most important one: Seek advice on /vip/.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:56

>>454
He's already done that. He just did it in the wrong order.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:57

>>452             |
But I have no O===|＝ＬＵＣＫ・ＰＬＵＣＫ＝＝＝＞
                  |

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 13:57

>>456
ｏｈ　ｎｏ　ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｉ　ｓｈｉｆｔ　ｊｉｓ　ａｒｔ！！

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 17:20

>>457
The SJIS board might help you get better with SJIS art, then you can post it here.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-01 19:54

What a fagstorm

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 2:01

I heard that guy was a vipper so I came here since I don't know moonspeak. Would definitely like to know what 2ch's VIP is about though.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 6:17

A bit like /b/, but a lot more social than it. However, it's not as faggy as /r9k/ nor as /soc/.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 6:53

ok

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 9:22

This chapter was beautiful.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 11:01

>>460
It's basically old /b/, but with SJIS art instead of pictures. Full of stories and cool people and originality, you won't find that here. After /b/ died there is no place like that anymore.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 13:19

>>464
Well, some VIPPERs are trying to enhance the quality of this board with advice. They want a new /vip/ and help people becoming the next Train Man or Molester Man.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-02 16:36

That's just as fucking bad.
Instead of making the board's purpose to emulate a story, just make it a hangout place like news4vip.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-03 17:44

>>466
We need people to come here first.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-03 20:55

>>466
is right

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-04 17:54

>>466
I understand your point, but at least let's try to not make it a /b/3.0 (a lot of imageboards right now are 2.0, it could be nice to have a cool place to hang out and help when needed).

/a/ doesn't like it, but I like helping people through posts, and for once I want to see someone happy without being called a faggot for spoonfeeding or getting the thread saged because "blogging shit".

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-05 12:43

2012-12-23

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-06 9:32

I agree with >>469. We sometimes need serious advice, and /a/'s not the best place, since it's anime and manga. Here's a bit more general.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-06 18:02

>>469

Please no ">TFW no qt 3.14 GF". Well written and rational blog posts can be refreshing, but it's hard to expect that from 4chan.

/r9k/ and /soc/ are great examples of this; terrible boards for cancer with mental illnesses so annoying and worldviews so delusional it's hard to pity them.

If vippers avoid wallowing in self pity and stroking each others cocks while complaining about how they are "oppressed" by women I think this board will remain cancer free.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-06 20:41

>>472
Oh no, my intention is not to allow the ">tfw" threads, but to encourage proactivity when it comes to advices, not a "I saw a black man the other day, haha what niggers they are" thread.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 0:39

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is Molester Man? Is he some DQN superhero?
Where did all these people come from?!

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 0:59

Alright, I bit.
Molester Man reads like some retarded greentext story from /r9k/ so far.
I don't understand why everyone's getting so excited about it...

>>474
I would advise you to not waste your time. It's a ridiculous manga so far about some floorshitting NEET-type who chases a woman down and gets caught up in a stalking misunderstanding.　Haven't finished it yet, but it's only 22 chapters. We'll see if it gets any better.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 2:08

>>474
It got better.
Sorry for being a heel; it's actually starting to get pretty interesting.

I hope no one dies in the end.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 6:10

>>476
No one dies. It's the story of a man getting mistaken for a molester, and finding his love from there.

It's a great story, drawn by YOKO, the one who made Onani Master Kurosawa.

>>475
Because opinions.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 14:46

>>477
He did not make Onani Master Kurosawa, he only did the art for it.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-07 18:22

Instead of looking for a girlfriend, I spent 2013 so far playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and Ragnarok Online 2

This MMO is so shitty, but I can't stop playing it because nostalgia

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-08 5:14

>>479
Probably a more efficient way spending your time.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 0:36

>>480
Maybe, yeah. There's two girls that are interested in me, but since they haven't done anything straightforward I'm okay being alone. They can go find someone else

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 1:10

>>481
Enjoy your onahole, you stupid bastard.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 14:25

>>482
Legendary Sachiko end!?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 16:05

>>482
I'm saving money for one that can be used more than once. Does anyone have experience with the tenga flip thing?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 16:13

>>484
Also, if the cheaper ones are able to be used for at least a month, that works too

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-09 21:22

>>472
Men ARE oppressed by women, you are not VIP quality, get the fuck out.
>>475
Not a single NEET shits on the floor, you are not VIP quality, get the fuck out with your neurotypically misplaced presumptions mouthbreather.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 12:36

>>486
someone from /jp/ buttmad
GJ u r wrong
Not a true floorshitter, gtfo.

I bet you don't even piss in bottles or save your jizz.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 12:37

>>486
woah this DQN nigga think he can tell who VIP and who not.
So kawaii uguu~~

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 12:39

sure is normal up in here...

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 12:49

How in the fuck did you shits get here?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 17:08

>>488
doesn't know how to spell whoa
thinks i'm dokyun
"kawaii uguu~~"
sure is imagekikes in here

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-10 17:51

wow

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-11 1:58

>>491
* imageisraeliamericans

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-11 4:50

>>493
Milkribs spotted!

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-11 7:50

das

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-11 13:37

Why are you guys pooping on each other, this is VIP we must be friends

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 5:37

VIP QUALITY

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 15:10

would it be terribly off of me to say i knew kansai and molester would end up together the minute she glared at him in the station :3

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 16:48

>>484
If you want a quality onahole, get one of the Secret Twins, or a Tenga 7.

Your dick might hurt if it's big.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 18:58

>>499
The best onahole for white guy size (between 12 and 15 cm length) is the Spider, for its twisting inner texture and amount of springy material. For bigger than that, maybe a fleshlight would be better. It's disappointing to push out the rear hole of a low-quality onahole.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 23:37

Jeepers, this sure is an active thread!

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-16 11:54

>>501
This is a quality thread.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-16 21:38

So, who's the best girl?

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-20 3:16

>>503
Glasses of course

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-22 22:48

child molester videogames
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEdTMyCULgQ

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-29 19:49

>>505
That's not VIP QUALITY.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-29 20:06

>>506
That's not VIP QUALITY.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-29 20:59

>>507
That's not [b][u][i]VIP QUALITY[/b][/u][/i].

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-29 21:19

>>508
THAT'S not VIP QUALITY at all.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-02 15:29

>>503
Kansai, dude. It was decided from the beginning.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-03 3:07

>>496
No, neither I nor the rest of the long-standing VIPPERs do not have to be friends with you imageboard cocksuckers, go the FUCK back to /adv/ with your retarded dreams of reproducing fairytale shit from 2channel. 2channel is an entirely different culture with an entirely different root culture and it is that root culture that has enabled 2channel and its News4VIP board to have the extreme levels of attendance and content generation that they do (which absolutely dwarfs every English based message board's numbers combined by the way). You are wasting your time, and this retarded attempt of yours has already died out. Leave and never return.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-03 15:22

hahahahaha

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-03 15:24

sadly true hahaha

Name: VIPPER 2013-08-24 13:10

>>511
"And this retarded attempt of your has already died out."

Well, I guess I won't have to tell some news then

Name: VIPPER 2014-04-02 10:34

Molester JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2014-04-02 21:29

>>1

LOL so randum huh :) just like me..... CUPKAES!!!!!!


oh i'm sorry, the lulzness attacked me again... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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