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Be the 1000 of your GET.
VIP must become your body, and kopipe will be your blood.
You must create over 999 posts.
Be unaware of /b/.
And unaware of fchan.
Withstand bans and create many flamewars.
Wait for one's arrival.
You must have no regrets, this is the only path.
Your whole life is Unlimited Troll Works.
Other than that, be confident and make good friends. If you aren't a confident person, try acting like one. It will become instinct and a VIP life will follow. It worked for me.